legal cat 🐾👻
@legalcat.bsky.social
into my plants, vhs, kicking it with my kid, and us politics. scientist teaching defense attorneys about faulty forensics. questionable music taste. new england coded. if you know me irl, no you don’t. 🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🤙
are the apps just totally off now that rhe noaa was defunded?
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
are the apps just totally off now that rhe noaa was defunded?
how do i explain to urgent care that i’m immunocompromised but insisted on holding the gecko, who then bit me, and now my finger is hot and swollen.
anyways, this is creampop, my sister’s boyfriend’s (vampire) gecko:
anyways, this is creampop, my sister’s boyfriend’s (vampire) gecko:
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
how do i explain to urgent care that i’m immunocompromised but insisted on holding the gecko, who then bit me, and now my finger is hot and swollen.
anyways, this is creampop, my sister’s boyfriend’s (vampire) gecko:
anyways, this is creampop, my sister’s boyfriend’s (vampire) gecko:
/35 unhinged but a smart move
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
/35 unhinged but a smart move
/34 the closet is invisible
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
/34 the closet is invisible
/33 - will not be blurring cheaters’ names/aliases
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
/33 - will not be blurring cheaters’ names/aliases
do you wanna end up in the contacts graveyard? bc this behavior is how you end up in the contacts graveyard
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
do you wanna end up in the contacts graveyard? bc this behavior is how you end up in the contacts graveyard
a psychologist consults on medicolegal cases:
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
a psychologist consults on medicolegal cases:
DO YOU SEE WHAT ITS COME TO, RMV?? Put a little pep in your sticker mailing step.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
DO YOU SEE WHAT ITS COME TO, RMV?? Put a little pep in your sticker mailing step.
the cats love the projector so the subtitles often look like this
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
the cats love the projector so the subtitles often look like this
my thrifting win of the day is a gorgeous set of yellow ribbed vintage federal glass bowls for $12 that sell for like $100 each
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
my thrifting win of the day is a gorgeous set of yellow ribbed vintage federal glass bowls for $12 that sell for like $100 each
me: “intentional dater”
him: “definitely not”
him: “definitely not”
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
me: “intentional dater”
him: “definitely not”
him: “definitely not”
0/12. your typical hinge interaction.
November 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
0/12. your typical hinge interaction.
unfortunately this is a trend
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
unfortunately this is a trend
0/10. eight years is more than “a bit” lol
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
0/10. eight years is more than “a bit” lol
cash back on my gallbladder surgery is more black mirror than my mind is equipped to handle
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
cash back on my gallbladder surgery is more black mirror than my mind is equipped to handle
3/10. Messy, but I appreciate the sentiment (online dating sucks!).
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
3/10. Messy, but I appreciate the sentiment (online dating sucks!).
8/10. Relevant to my profile but sounds a little murder-y.
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
8/10. Relevant to my profile but sounds a little murder-y.
6/10. Very sweet. Do not like being called a girl, though.
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
6/10. Very sweet. Do not like being called a girl, though.
1/10. Copy and paste, but 1 point for including a message.
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
1/10. Copy and paste, but 1 point for including a message.
