Katrina T. Lamia
@katrinathelamia.bsky.social
Just an average Eldritch Abomination dealing with the darkest timeline, and being expected to wear pants
Roll for SAN loss, even though it has been ages since I've last eaten 1D4 Investigators per turn
She/Her (The standard Eldritch Abomination pronouns)
Roll for SAN loss, even though it has been ages since I've last eaten 1D4 Investigators per turn
She/Her (The standard Eldritch Abomination pronouns)
Pinned
Oh hey, so that is why people keeping picking fights with me, and starting smoke
Apparently I've been "auto-labelled" as a troll (I cannot see this label). Resulting in people just being fscking awful towards me
Creating a situation that nothing I can do, can get me out of it
Apparently I've been "auto-labelled" as a troll (I cannot see this label). Resulting in people just being fscking awful towards me
Creating a situation that nothing I can do, can get me out of it
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🤔 If you make NSFW professionally, doesn't that make it SFW?
July 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
🤔 If you make NSFW professionally, doesn't that make it SFW?
... I'm upset at how well this comic panel works... o.o'
Ontario court strikes down Ford government's plan to remove Toronto bike lanes
July 31, 2025 at 10:54 AM
... I'm upset at how well this comic panel works... o.o'
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hot kobolds in your area! (give them water!)
July 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
hot kobolds in your area! (give them water!)
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Frodo: I wish it need not have happened in my time.
Gandalf: *Lighting a molotov cocktail* So do all who live to see such times...
Gandalf: *Lighting a molotov cocktail* So do all who live to see such times...
July 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Frodo: I wish it need not have happened in my time.
Gandalf: *Lighting a molotov cocktail* So do all who live to see such times...
Gandalf: *Lighting a molotov cocktail* So do all who live to see such times...
... woke up from being massively dehydrated... fun...
July 31, 2025 at 6:37 AM
... woke up from being massively dehydrated... fun...
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July 30, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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An embarrassing memory: my first girlfriend and I were pretty inexperienced, which lead to a confusing moment the first time we were intimate because she had never seen a dicknail before. Had to pause and explain that it was normal and some guys don’t have them removed. We need better sex ed
July 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
An embarrassing memory: my first girlfriend and I were pretty inexperienced, which lead to a confusing moment the first time we were intimate because she had never seen a dicknail before. Had to pause and explain that it was normal and some guys don’t have them removed. We need better sex ed
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Whenever these LLM guys say they think AGI/artificial superintelligence is in the works it's like hearing someone say that their next toaster is going to break the land speed record
July 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Whenever these LLM guys say they think AGI/artificial superintelligence is in the works it's like hearing someone say that their next toaster is going to break the land speed record
I have made the same connection here
Except none of those censorships or controls would actually do anything to stop/slow/etc. the sex crimes/trafficking that the elite appear to be very clearly guilty of engaging in. It is clear "looking good for the camera; being a douche off camera" dealio
Except none of those censorships or controls would actually do anything to stop/slow/etc. the sex crimes/trafficking that the elite appear to be very clearly guilty of engaging in. It is clear "looking good for the camera; being a douche off camera" dealio
It's wild that the same month left and right unite over releasing the epstein files, we see unprecedented censorship and controls implemented globally for the internet over the exact type of content that covering elite sex crimes/sex trafficking would entail.
July 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I have made the same connection here
Except none of those censorships or controls would actually do anything to stop/slow/etc. the sex crimes/trafficking that the elite appear to be very clearly guilty of engaging in. It is clear "looking good for the camera; being a douche off camera" dealio
Except none of those censorships or controls would actually do anything to stop/slow/etc. the sex crimes/trafficking that the elite appear to be very clearly guilty of engaging in. It is clear "looking good for the camera; being a douche off camera" dealio
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listen bro this is so embarrassing
i've uh
i've imprinted on you
yeah
yeah like a baby duck
no
NO LISTEN
LISTEN,, INTELLECTUALLY --
Can I talk? Can I just talk for like A MINUTE, i swear, and then you can say your piece
okay so
INTELLECTUALLY i know you are not my mom
but
i've uh
i've imprinted on you
yeah
yeah like a baby duck
no
NO LISTEN
LISTEN,, INTELLECTUALLY --
Can I talk? Can I just talk for like A MINUTE, i swear, and then you can say your piece
okay so
INTELLECTUALLY i know you are not my mom
but
July 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
listen bro this is so embarrassing
i've uh
i've imprinted on you
yeah
yeah like a baby duck
no
NO LISTEN
LISTEN,, INTELLECTUALLY --
Can I talk? Can I just talk for like A MINUTE, i swear, and then you can say your piece
okay so
INTELLECTUALLY i know you are not my mom
but
i've uh
i've imprinted on you
yeah
yeah like a baby duck
no
NO LISTEN
LISTEN,, INTELLECTUALLY --
Can I talk? Can I just talk for like A MINUTE, i swear, and then you can say your piece
okay so
INTELLECTUALLY i know you are not my mom
but
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t's amazing how this is from more than 20 years ago but very well could have been from today.
July 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
t's amazing how this is from more than 20 years ago but very well could have been from today.
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Apparently the UK adult verification thing has basically banned blind people from half of the internet because they can't use the verification system 🫣
July 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Apparently the UK adult verification thing has basically banned blind people from half of the internet because they can't use the verification system 🫣
... okay, I RALLY need to do laundry...
My dirty laundry pile has started to smell like Penicillin
I mean, I've made Penicillin in the fridge (as has everybody)--but to have dirty clothes smell like Antibiotics? ... yeah... not good...
My dirty laundry pile has started to smell like Penicillin
I mean, I've made Penicillin in the fridge (as has everybody)--but to have dirty clothes smell like Antibiotics? ... yeah... not good...
July 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
... okay, I RALLY need to do laundry...
My dirty laundry pile has started to smell like Penicillin
I mean, I've made Penicillin in the fridge (as has everybody)--but to have dirty clothes smell like Antibiotics? ... yeah... not good...
My dirty laundry pile has started to smell like Penicillin
I mean, I've made Penicillin in the fridge (as has everybody)--but to have dirty clothes smell like Antibiotics? ... yeah... not good...
Okay... so the fight against being dehydrated is going okayish right now. It is still touch and go here
July 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Okay... so the fight against being dehydrated is going okayish right now. It is still touch and go here
... wow... a dead day... that is... actually kind of inspiring about how much I am actually improving... o.o'
July 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
... wow... a dead day... that is... actually kind of inspiring about how much I am actually improving... o.o'
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Next time anyone complains about the "female gaze" and uses Generic Muscle Man #3,469 as an example, I insist we direct them to the competitors in any given Tumblr Sexyman competition.
July 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Next time anyone complains about the "female gaze" and uses Generic Muscle Man #3,469 as an example, I insist we direct them to the competitors in any given Tumblr Sexyman competition.
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before every at bat the pitcher should have to recite a unique epic poem they wrote for that player specifically about how they'll never get a hit and the batter has to recite one back about how far they're going to hit it
July 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
before every at bat the pitcher should have to recite a unique epic poem they wrote for that player specifically about how they'll never get a hit and the batter has to recite one back about how far they're going to hit it
Eh... Labubu aren't a thing I find too interesting
That being said--it does seem weird to attack people for enjoying them. "Oh no--somebody else is feeling joy, and I am not; clearly I think the correct answer is to make it so there is no joy"
That being said--it does seem weird to attack people for enjoying them. "Oh no--somebody else is feeling joy, and I am not; clearly I think the correct answer is to make it so there is no joy"
July 20, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Eh... Labubu aren't a thing I find too interesting
That being said--it does seem weird to attack people for enjoying them. "Oh no--somebody else is feeling joy, and I am not; clearly I think the correct answer is to make it so there is no joy"
That being said--it does seem weird to attack people for enjoying them. "Oh no--somebody else is feeling joy, and I am not; clearly I think the correct answer is to make it so there is no joy"
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all timer start to a movie
July 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
all timer start to a movie
... losing the battle against hydration...
July 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
... losing the battle against hydration...