Gizmo the Yipster
@spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social
Just a 35yo kobold who loves starfleet, pokemon and fnaf.
WARNING: KOBOLD MAY BITE.
WARNING: KOBOLD MAY BITE.
i wish Pokemon games had a "new game plus" where you could start the adventure over with any pokemon you had before as your starter
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
i wish Pokemon games had a "new game plus" where you could start the adventure over with any pokemon you had before as your starter
me every time a crush gets a bf
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
me every time a crush gets a bf
ample development time so they aren't rushed out in a bad state
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
ample development time so they aren't rushed out in a bad state
you find a glowing kobold in the middle of the path. they turn to look at you with their big, shiny eyes.
"Yip!"
"Yip!"
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
you find a glowing kobold in the middle of the path. they turn to look at you with their big, shiny eyes.
"Yip!"
"Yip!"
Kobold showing off her brand new mary jane shoes. she's very proud of them!
oops, she just ate one thinking it was a shiny black rock
oops, she just ate one thinking it was a shiny black rock
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Kobold showing off her brand new mary jane shoes. she's very proud of them!
oops, she just ate one thinking it was a shiny black rock
oops, she just ate one thinking it was a shiny black rock
pokemon that could get an evolution/regional form in a region based on Australia:
Kangaskhan
Komala
Sharpedo
Tropius
Sandile line
Talonflame
Kangaskhan
Komala
Sharpedo
Tropius
Sandile line
Talonflame
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 AM
pokemon that could get an evolution/regional form in a region based on Australia:
Kangaskhan
Komala
Sharpedo
Tropius
Sandile line
Talonflame
Kangaskhan
Komala
Sharpedo
Tropius
Sandile line
Talonflame
society if kobolds were real
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 AM
society if kobolds were real
everyone who hates kobolds is merely jealous that they will never be so perfect
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
everyone who hates kobolds is merely jealous that they will never be so perfect
me when the kobold goes ":}"
a cartoon cheetah wearing a police uniform stands in front of a door
ALT: a cartoon cheetah wearing a police uniform stands in front of a door
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
me when the kobold goes ":}"
Lopin: Cuddle me, Hakkit~
Hakkit: *visibly flustered*
Lopin: I reeeeeally want to cuddle wizh you...
Hakkit: ....Oh, alright, but only because I love you. *cuddles with Lopin*
and then they fucked
Hakkit: *visibly flustered*
Lopin: I reeeeeally want to cuddle wizh you...
Hakkit: ....Oh, alright, but only because I love you. *cuddles with Lopin*
and then they fucked
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Lopin: Cuddle me, Hakkit~
Hakkit: *visibly flustered*
Lopin: I reeeeeally want to cuddle wizh you...
Hakkit: ....Oh, alright, but only because I love you. *cuddles with Lopin*
and then they fucked
Hakkit: *visibly flustered*
Lopin: I reeeeeally want to cuddle wizh you...
Hakkit: ....Oh, alright, but only because I love you. *cuddles with Lopin*
and then they fucked
getting felt up by Vizlet while being passionately kissed by Lopin? Hakkit is one lucky yinglet~
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
getting felt up by Vizlet while being passionately kissed by Lopin? Hakkit is one lucky yinglet~
the kobold and the yinglet are in loooooooove
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
the kobold and the yinglet are in loooooooove
the fact i'll never experience a kiss in my life makes me hate the world
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
the fact i'll never experience a kiss in my life makes me hate the world
kobold x yinglet
what would they give birth to!?
what would they give birth to!?
November 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
kobold x yinglet
what would they give birth to!?
what would they give birth to!?
kobolds are fox software running on dragon hardware
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
kobolds are fox software running on dragon hardware
screw LEGO Star Wars. I want a LEGO Star Trek game now.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
screw LEGO Star Wars. I want a LEGO Star Trek game now.
life is like a box of chocolates. once you meet a kobold, it consumes all of it.
November 6, 2025 at 9:13 AM
life is like a box of chocolates. once you meet a kobold, it consumes all of it.
someone needs to do a taiko drum cover of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JQi...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JQi...
Bionicle Matoran Adventures - Menu Music
YouTube video by Roxerk
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
someone needs to do a taiko drum cover of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JQi...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JQi...
remember kids, if your P.E teacher ever tells you "good hustle", that means "you are the worst student in this class and I will never give you a grade higher than a D"
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
remember kids, if your P.E teacher ever tells you "good hustle", that means "you are the worst student in this class and I will never give you a grade higher than a D"
different kobolds have different reactions to energy drinks. some vibrate. some get the zoomies. some explode. some yip 500 times per minute.
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
different kobolds have different reactions to energy drinks. some vibrate. some get the zoomies. some explode. some yip 500 times per minute.
this is a reaction image lol
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
this is a reaction image lol