Gizmo the Yipster
@spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social
Just a 35yo kobold who loves starfleet, pokemon and fnaf.
WARNING: KOBOLD MAY BITE.
WARNING: KOBOLD MAY BITE.
just because it's friend-shaped, doesn't mean it's a friend.
source: kobold who bit me last week
source: kobold who bit me last week
January 6, 2026 at 7:55 AM
just because it's friend-shaped, doesn't mean it's a friend.
source: kobold who bit me last week
source: kobold who bit me last week
i would feel so guilty if i was in a place where i had access to servants.
yeah, it's their job to do everything I ask them to, but how do I know they LIKE to do it?
like, if I was staying in a mansion that had a bunch of maids available 24/7, i'd feel so bad taking advantage of their services.
yeah, it's their job to do everything I ask them to, but how do I know they LIKE to do it?
like, if I was staying in a mansion that had a bunch of maids available 24/7, i'd feel so bad taking advantage of their services.
January 6, 2026 at 7:54 AM
i would feel so guilty if i was in a place where i had access to servants.
yeah, it's their job to do everything I ask them to, but how do I know they LIKE to do it?
like, if I was staying in a mansion that had a bunch of maids available 24/7, i'd feel so bad taking advantage of their services.
yeah, it's their job to do everything I ask them to, but how do I know they LIKE to do it?
like, if I was staying in a mansion that had a bunch of maids available 24/7, i'd feel so bad taking advantage of their services.
what do you do with a hyper kobold
what do you do with a hyper kobold
what do you do with a hyper kobold
early in the morning?
what do you do with a hyper kobold
what do you do with a hyper kobold
early in the morning?
January 5, 2026 at 12:27 PM
what do you do with a hyper kobold
what do you do with a hyper kobold
what do you do with a hyper kobold
early in the morning?
what do you do with a hyper kobold
what do you do with a hyper kobold
early in the morning?
just remembered the time i was playing Splatoon 3 and my team had "Rick" and "Morty" on it. the whole match i was imagining what they'd be saying.
"Geez, rick, do I really have to do this?"
"This is war, morty. *burp* You gotta paint-cover the ground in paint."
"Aw geez..."
"Geez, rick, do I really have to do this?"
"This is war, morty. *burp* You gotta paint-cover the ground in paint."
"Aw geez..."
January 5, 2026 at 12:01 PM
just remembered the time i was playing Splatoon 3 and my team had "Rick" and "Morty" on it. the whole match i was imagining what they'd be saying.
"Geez, rick, do I really have to do this?"
"This is war, morty. *burp* You gotta paint-cover the ground in paint."
"Aw geez..."
"Geez, rick, do I really have to do this?"
"This is war, morty. *burp* You gotta paint-cover the ground in paint."
"Aw geez..."
one of the greatest compliments i ever got: "your portrayal of Berdly is making me LIKE him."
January 5, 2026 at 10:44 AM
one of the greatest compliments i ever got: "your portrayal of Berdly is making me LIKE him."
kobold playing in the packing peanuts
January 5, 2026 at 10:31 AM
kobold playing in the packing peanuts
if you're a scientist and you're told your division will be "deviating from standard procedures"
get the fuck outta there
get the fuck outta there
January 4, 2026 at 3:21 PM
if you're a scientist and you're told your division will be "deviating from standard procedures"
get the fuck outta there
get the fuck outta there
in the past 12 hours i have received numerous death threats because i have an american IP address.
January 4, 2026 at 10:26 AM
in the past 12 hours i have received numerous death threats because i have an american IP address.
so there's an Umamusume game on VRChat where you can race other people
so naturally i turned it into a chocobo race!
so naturally i turned it into a chocobo race!
January 4, 2026 at 4:44 AM
so there's an Umamusume game on VRChat where you can race other people
so naturally i turned it into a chocobo race!
so naturally i turned it into a chocobo race!
we need to have a big kobold meetup on VRC. just kobolds. maybe a dragon.
January 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
we need to have a big kobold meetup on VRC. just kobolds. maybe a dragon.
Reposted by Gizmo the Yipster
The rock hatched.
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The rock hatched.
a song for cuddling with kobolds
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wxU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wxU...
RollerCoaster Tycoon 1 & 2 ~ Mid Summer's Heat - Summer Style ~ OST
YouTube video by VG OSTs
www.youtube.com
January 3, 2026 at 12:22 PM
a song for cuddling with kobolds
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wxU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wxU...
starting 2026 off like this, huh?
everyone's determined to make the 20s the worst decade in modern history, i guess
everyone's determined to make the 20s the worst decade in modern history, i guess
January 3, 2026 at 12:07 PM
starting 2026 off like this, huh?
everyone's determined to make the 20s the worst decade in modern history, i guess
everyone's determined to make the 20s the worst decade in modern history, i guess
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
January 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
im super proud of how this turned out! i can't stop watching it it feels like a real episode of a show! i bet even @seanferrick.bsky.social would enjoy this hypothetical series.
and yes, the first officer is a Gorn.
and yes, the first officer is a Gorn.
January 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
im super proud of how this turned out! i can't stop watching it it feels like a real episode of a show! i bet even @seanferrick.bsky.social would enjoy this hypothetical series.
and yes, the first officer is a Gorn.
and yes, the first officer is a Gorn.
sure, let's do this. :}
www.secretmessage.link/secret/69575...
www.secretmessage.link/secret/69575...
Gizmo the Kobold - Secret Message 2026
Message Your Friend Secretly will never Know who messaged
www.secretmessage.link
January 2, 2026 at 5:54 AM
sure, let's do this. :}
www.secretmessage.link/secret/69575...
www.secretmessage.link/secret/69575...
some kobolds beg for attention like cats. many dragons hate this.
a gray cat is sitting on its hind legs on a carpet and looking at the camera .
ALT: a gray cat is sitting on its hind legs on a carpet and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:40 AM
some kobolds beg for attention like cats. many dragons hate this.
can i PLEASE have a year in this CENTURY that doesn't fucking suck???
January 1, 2026 at 11:35 PM
can i PLEASE have a year in this CENTURY that doesn't fucking suck???
@gadasiu.bsky.social you have acquired +1 kobold
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 AM
@gadasiu.bsky.social you have acquired +1 kobold
i know it's cliche but my resolution is to lose weight. it's something i need to do for my own health.
December 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
i know it's cliche but my resolution is to lose weight. it's something i need to do for my own health.
my head hurts and i'm slightly dizzy. still trying to figure out if it's because i'm hungry or something serious.
December 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
my head hurts and i'm slightly dizzy. still trying to figure out if it's because i'm hungry or something serious.
setting high like goals as a way to gatekeep content behind engagement farming (see: "if this video reaches 200k likes, i'll upload part 2!") is such a scummy tactic and immediately makes me not want to subscribe.
December 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
setting high like goals as a way to gatekeep content behind engagement farming (see: "if this video reaches 200k likes, i'll upload part 2!") is such a scummy tactic and immediately makes me not want to subscribe.
sometimes kobolds hatch from geodes
December 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
sometimes kobolds hatch from geodes
unpopular opinion time! im gonna lose TONS of followers for this one.
i absolutely cannot fucking stand youtube channels that make their gender/sexuality/etc their whole "thing". you have things like "Lesbian reacts to-" or "Trans woman plays-" like that's a substitute for actual good content.
i absolutely cannot fucking stand youtube channels that make their gender/sexuality/etc their whole "thing". you have things like "Lesbian reacts to-" or "Trans woman plays-" like that's a substitute for actual good content.
December 28, 2025 at 10:47 AM
unpopular opinion time! im gonna lose TONS of followers for this one.
i absolutely cannot fucking stand youtube channels that make their gender/sexuality/etc their whole "thing". you have things like "Lesbian reacts to-" or "Trans woman plays-" like that's a substitute for actual good content.
i absolutely cannot fucking stand youtube channels that make their gender/sexuality/etc their whole "thing". you have things like "Lesbian reacts to-" or "Trans woman plays-" like that's a substitute for actual good content.