Gizmo the Yipster
@spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social
Just a 35yo kobold who loves starfleet, pokemon and fnaf.
WARNING: KOBOLD MAY BITE.
WARNING: KOBOLD MAY BITE.
im craving a hot dog so bad right now
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
im craving a hot dog so bad right now
sadly, if i cancel my nitro, i'll essentially be locking myself out of a job. trying to get into voice acting and the file sizes i regularly send are far larger than the free limit.
February 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
sadly, if i cancel my nitro, i'll essentially be locking myself out of a job. trying to get into voice acting and the file sizes i regularly send are far larger than the free limit.
some good news for once: NEW ASDF!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcwq...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcwq...
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YouTube video by TomSka
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February 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
some good news for once: NEW ASDF!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcwq...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcwq...
i clicked on ONE umamusume video by complete accident
now the ENTIRETY of my home page is umamusume videos....
now the ENTIRETY of my home page is umamusume videos....
February 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
i clicked on ONE umamusume video by complete accident
now the ENTIRETY of my home page is umamusume videos....
now the ENTIRETY of my home page is umamusume videos....
it's only monday and my entire FUCKING week is ruined.
February 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM
it's only monday and my entire FUCKING week is ruined.
if you still use discord after the mandatory age verification, you're complicit
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
if you still use discord after the mandatory age verification, you're complicit
@saveabed5314.myatproto.social hey look at me, im looking away.
i hope things get worse if this is how you prey on people <3
i hope things get worse if this is how you prey on people <3
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
@saveabed5314.myatproto.social hey look at me, im looking away.
i hope things get worse if this is how you prey on people <3
i hope things get worse if this is how you prey on people <3
the time to attack is NOW! do everything it takes to make them regret ever doing this! DESTROY THE PLATFORM!!!!!
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
the time to attack is NOW! do everything it takes to make them regret ever doing this! DESTROY THE PLATFORM!!!!!
imagine trying to gatekeep the way you hold your arms...
February 9, 2026 at 8:03 AM
imagine trying to gatekeep the way you hold your arms...
according to Star Trek, WW3 begins this year.
February 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
according to Star Trek, WW3 begins this year.
if two kobolds fuse, the result is a slightly bigger kobold
February 8, 2026 at 5:29 PM
if two kobolds fuse, the result is a slightly bigger kobold
you know what's REALLY sexy?
when your girlfriend doesn't act like the stuck-up bitch who makes her man pay for everything, dumps him over the slightest inconvenience, then orchestrates a social media plan to make sure he never has another partner ever again.
when your girlfriend doesn't act like the stuck-up bitch who makes her man pay for everything, dumps him over the slightest inconvenience, then orchestrates a social media plan to make sure he never has another partner ever again.
February 8, 2026 at 5:08 PM
you know what's REALLY sexy?
when your girlfriend doesn't act like the stuck-up bitch who makes her man pay for everything, dumps him over the slightest inconvenience, then orchestrates a social media plan to make sure he never has another partner ever again.
when your girlfriend doesn't act like the stuck-up bitch who makes her man pay for everything, dumps him over the slightest inconvenience, then orchestrates a social media plan to make sure he never has another partner ever again.
if you shove a kobold into a dragon it'll fall asleep
if you shove a kobold to the ceiling it’ll be like “???”
If you shove a kobold to the ground it’ll cry
February 8, 2026 at 1:01 AM
if you shove a kobold into a dragon it'll fall asleep
loot after defeating me 💥
🎇pair of goggles
🎇drawing of the USS Enterprise-D
🎇half-finished bag of sour fruit chews
🎇large strawberry bubble tea
🎇Glamrock Chica plushie
🎇pink bow
🎇pair of goggles
🎇drawing of the USS Enterprise-D
🎇half-finished bag of sour fruit chews
🎇large strawberry bubble tea
🎇Glamrock Chica plushie
🎇pink bow
Loot after defeating me 🎊
✨Small dragon figurine (curse of fixation)
✨Colorful plastic lizard companion
✨Black feather (Summoning spell)
✨Sea shell (Protection spell)
✨Hot cup of coffee (very sugary)
✨Unbreakable plastic choker (cannot be unequiped)
✨Star jewelry (+whimsy)
✨Bone jewelry (+edge)
✨Small dragon figurine (curse of fixation)
✨Colorful plastic lizard companion
✨Black feather (Summoning spell)
✨Sea shell (Protection spell)
✨Hot cup of coffee (very sugary)
✨Unbreakable plastic choker (cannot be unequiped)
✨Star jewelry (+whimsy)
✨Bone jewelry (+edge)
Loot after defeating me ⚔️
🩸human meat
🩸human skull
🩸sketchbook
🩸nazar amulet
🩸headphones
🩸half drank ice tea bottle (20% chance it has mold in it)
🩸zabka hotdog
🩸invoices
🩸human meat
🩸human skull
🩸sketchbook
🩸nazar amulet
🩸headphones
🩸half drank ice tea bottle (20% chance it has mold in it)
🩸zabka hotdog
🩸invoices
February 7, 2026 at 5:49 PM
loot after defeating me 💥
🎇pair of goggles
🎇drawing of the USS Enterprise-D
🎇half-finished bag of sour fruit chews
🎇large strawberry bubble tea
🎇Glamrock Chica plushie
🎇pink bow
🎇pair of goggles
🎇drawing of the USS Enterprise-D
🎇half-finished bag of sour fruit chews
🎇large strawberry bubble tea
🎇Glamrock Chica plushie
🎇pink bow
i'm dreading June 7th....
February 7, 2026 at 3:09 PM
i'm dreading June 7th....
anyone who says their favorite fnaf character is Brother needs to be punted off the hoover dam
February 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
anyone who says their favorite fnaf character is Brother needs to be punted off the hoover dam
i wish there were more shark characters as cute as the pyroshark head
February 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
i wish there were more shark characters as cute as the pyroshark head
a flipped-around 5 looks like some kind of runic letter
February 6, 2026 at 12:42 PM
a flipped-around 5 looks like some kind of runic letter
you gain 376 xp!
you gain +50 max HP!
you learned a new spell: Thinderstrike!
You obtain 1 kobold!
you lose 24 rations!
you lose 1 shiny rock!
you gain a new skill: summon kobold companion!
you gain +50 max HP!
you learned a new spell: Thinderstrike!
You obtain 1 kobold!
you lose 24 rations!
you lose 1 shiny rock!
you gain a new skill: summon kobold companion!
February 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
you gain 376 xp!
you gain +50 max HP!
you learned a new spell: Thinderstrike!
You obtain 1 kobold!
you lose 24 rations!
you lose 1 shiny rock!
you gain a new skill: summon kobold companion!
you gain +50 max HP!
you learned a new spell: Thinderstrike!
You obtain 1 kobold!
you lose 24 rations!
you lose 1 shiny rock!
you gain a new skill: summon kobold companion!
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
body hair on scalies is just gross to me. especially armpit hair.
February 4, 2026 at 2:11 PM
body hair on scalies is just gross to me. especially armpit hair.
signal boostin' this because i know a few artists follow me on here for some reason
Hey artists looking for work, @digitalvagrant.bsky.social wants to pay someone for some art. DM him your portfolio or share it here for him to see
February 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
signal boostin' this because i know a few artists follow me on here for some reason
being single is literally the worst fucking thing ever. i have to sit and watch everyone else get to have someone special in their lives while i can't find anyone stupid enough to say yes. nothing ever fucking changes. if all i'll ever get to be is an observer, then kill me right fucking now!
February 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
being single is literally the worst fucking thing ever. i have to sit and watch everyone else get to have someone special in their lives while i can't find anyone stupid enough to say yes. nothing ever fucking changes. if all i'll ever get to be is an observer, then kill me right fucking now!