Gizmo the Yipster
@spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social
Just a 35yo kobold who loves starfleet, pokemon and fnaf.
WARNING: KOBOLD MAY BITE.
WARNING: KOBOLD MAY BITE.
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
guess what happened again? someone i thought was a friend turned against me out of nowhere and is now going around telling everyone they know completely untrue BS about me
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
guess what happened again? someone i thought was a friend turned against me out of nowhere and is now going around telling everyone they know completely untrue BS about me
top favorite star trek episodes of each series
TOS: the doomsday machine
TAS: the practical joker
TNG: cause and effect
DS9: trials and tribble-ations
VOY: future's end
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PIC: vox
LD: hear all, trust nothing
PRO: mindwalk
SNW: those old scientists
TOS: the doomsday machine
TAS: the practical joker
TNG: cause and effect
DS9: trials and tribble-ations
VOY: future's end
DSC: N/A
PIC: vox
LD: hear all, trust nothing
PRO: mindwalk
SNW: those old scientists
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 AM
top favorite star trek episodes of each series
TOS: the doomsday machine
TAS: the practical joker
TNG: cause and effect
DS9: trials and tribble-ations
VOY: future's end
DSC: N/A
PIC: vox
LD: hear all, trust nothing
PRO: mindwalk
SNW: those old scientists
TOS: the doomsday machine
TAS: the practical joker
TNG: cause and effect
DS9: trials and tribble-ations
VOY: future's end
DSC: N/A
PIC: vox
LD: hear all, trust nothing
PRO: mindwalk
SNW: those old scientists
kobold who wears this 24/7
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 AM
kobold who wears this 24/7
do you think Lopin would date a kobold? :}
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 AM
do you think Lopin would date a kobold? :}
watching all my friends get married, have have kids, and enjoy life
meanwhile i'm doomed to a life of loneliness, the end of my genetic line, and spend every day wishing for a planet-destroying meteor to be detected too close to do anything about it
meanwhile i'm doomed to a life of loneliness, the end of my genetic line, and spend every day wishing for a planet-destroying meteor to be detected too close to do anything about it
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
watching all my friends get married, have have kids, and enjoy life
meanwhile i'm doomed to a life of loneliness, the end of my genetic line, and spend every day wishing for a planet-destroying meteor to be detected too close to do anything about it
meanwhile i'm doomed to a life of loneliness, the end of my genetic line, and spend every day wishing for a planet-destroying meteor to be detected too close to do anything about it
im convinced that the lottery was invented by a ferengi
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
im convinced that the lottery was invented by a ferengi
the kobold has baked cookies
they ran out of chocolate chips so they used rocks instead
they ran out of chocolate chips so they used rocks instead
November 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
the kobold has baked cookies
they ran out of chocolate chips so they used rocks instead
they ran out of chocolate chips so they used rocks instead
i just saw someone arguing for banning porn outright because it "affects the brain in the same way as heroin and is actively harmful you"
it's called dopamine, you idiot.
it's called dopamine, you idiot.
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i just saw someone arguing for banning porn outright because it "affects the brain in the same way as heroin and is actively harmful you"
it's called dopamine, you idiot.
it's called dopamine, you idiot.
pokemon go in 2016-2017 was basically:
team mystic player starts battling a team valor gym. valor player, who was camping the gym in a bush, pulls a gun on the mystic player and threatens them. a team instinct player sees the gym being battled from 3 blocks away and runs over hoping to be included.
team mystic player starts battling a team valor gym. valor player, who was camping the gym in a bush, pulls a gun on the mystic player and threatens them. a team instinct player sees the gym being battled from 3 blocks away and runs over hoping to be included.
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
pokemon go in 2016-2017 was basically:
team mystic player starts battling a team valor gym. valor player, who was camping the gym in a bush, pulls a gun on the mystic player and threatens them. a team instinct player sees the gym being battled from 3 blocks away and runs over hoping to be included.
team mystic player starts battling a team valor gym. valor player, who was camping the gym in a bush, pulls a gun on the mystic player and threatens them. a team instinct player sees the gym being battled from 3 blocks away and runs over hoping to be included.
me: how tf does a guy like me go about getting a loving gf who won't treat me like crap or leave me because breaking my heart qualifies as an olympic sport?
literally everybody:
literally everybody:
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
me: how tf does a guy like me go about getting a loving gf who won't treat me like crap or leave me because breaking my heart qualifies as an olympic sport?
literally everybody:
literally everybody:
i am a burden on society and deserve every bad thing that ever has and ever will happen to me
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i am a burden on society and deserve every bad thing that ever has and ever will happen to me
when you find a girl who checks all the boxes, but she won't stop gushing to you about her perfect boyfriend and how he has a yearly membership to a local gym, and then says she's not surprised when she finds out you're single
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November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
when you find a girl who checks all the boxes, but she won't stop gushing to you about her perfect boyfriend and how he has a yearly membership to a local gym, and then says she's not surprised when she finds out you're single
kobolds when you ask what time it is
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 AM
kobolds when you ask what time it is
youtubers will have 100+ monetized videos, but act like a single one not being monetized will literally kill them
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
youtubers will have 100+ monetized videos, but act like a single one not being monetized will literally kill them
feeling exceptionally lonely today :(
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
feeling exceptionally lonely today :(
its impossible to hang out with people when you send them invites but thy never respond
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
its impossible to hang out with people when you send them invites but thy never respond
you find a dead kobold on the side of the road.
suddenly it jumps up and robs you of all your stuff, before giving it back and running away to show how successful its first ambush was.
suddenly it jumps up and robs you of all your stuff, before giving it back and running away to show how successful its first ambush was.
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
you find a dead kobold on the side of the road.
suddenly it jumps up and robs you of all your stuff, before giving it back and running away to show how successful its first ambush was.
suddenly it jumps up and robs you of all your stuff, before giving it back and running away to show how successful its first ambush was.
i wish Pokemon games had a "new game plus" where you could start the adventure over with any pokemon you had before as your starter
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
i wish Pokemon games had a "new game plus" where you could start the adventure over with any pokemon you had before as your starter
me every time a crush gets a bf
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
me every time a crush gets a bf
ample development time so they aren't rushed out in a bad state
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
ample development time so they aren't rushed out in a bad state
you find a glowing kobold in the middle of the path. they turn to look at you with their big, shiny eyes.
"Yip!"
"Yip!"
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
you find a glowing kobold in the middle of the path. they turn to look at you with their big, shiny eyes.
"Yip!"
"Yip!"
Kobold showing off her brand new mary jane shoes. she's very proud of them!
oops, she just ate one thinking it was a shiny black rock
oops, she just ate one thinking it was a shiny black rock
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Kobold showing off her brand new mary jane shoes. she's very proud of them!
oops, she just ate one thinking it was a shiny black rock
oops, she just ate one thinking it was a shiny black rock
pokemon that could get an evolution/regional form in a region based on Australia:
Kangaskhan
Komala
Sharpedo
Tropius
Sandile line
Talonflame
Kangaskhan
Komala
Sharpedo
Tropius
Sandile line
Talonflame
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 AM
pokemon that could get an evolution/regional form in a region based on Australia:
Kangaskhan
Komala
Sharpedo
Tropius
Sandile line
Talonflame
Kangaskhan
Komala
Sharpedo
Tropius
Sandile line
Talonflame
society if kobolds were real
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 AM
society if kobolds were real