Canis Latranscendental
@grimmycoyote.bsky.social
Trickster, goblin creature, clown. Pansexual weirdo. Drinker of beer, eater of meats. Lover of bunnies. Master Porksmith. Disciple of Blessed Ninkasi. He/Him/They/Them. Seattle Creature.
I do not know why i have had my brain set on doing a REBIND of Dracula. Dracula is in public domain. I work at a print shop. I can just make a whole-ass book from scratch.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I do not know why i have had my brain set on doing a REBIND of Dracula. Dracula is in public domain. I work at a print shop. I can just make a whole-ass book from scratch.
I got a sample of some coffee beans from Olympia roastery. About 2 french presses worth. And MAN are these good. I am going to have to get more. >.>
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I got a sample of some coffee beans from Olympia roastery. About 2 french presses worth. And MAN are these good. I am going to have to get more. >.>
Tempted to get up and make coffee and breakfast but UGH
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Tempted to get up and make coffee and breakfast but UGH
OH NO THAT'S OK, BODY WE CAN JUST BE AWAKE 3 HOURS BEFORE OUR ALARM THAT'S FINE ITS OK
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
OH NO THAT'S OK, BODY WE CAN JUST BE AWAKE 3 HOURS BEFORE OUR ALARM THAT'S FINE ITS OK
Its still fucking weird to me that "professional youtuber" is a thing.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Its still fucking weird to me that "professional youtuber" is a thing.
Oh right. I had an edible.
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Oh right. I had an edible.
Live footage of President Trump outside the Ms. Teen USA dressing room.
a close up of the face of jabba the hutt
ALT: a close up of the face of jabba the hutt
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Live footage of President Trump outside the Ms. Teen USA dressing room.
More big gay dog time this weekend. We're also talking about doing another little private mini mosh soon. Been needing some dog time.
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
More big gay dog time this weekend. We're also talking about doing another little private mini mosh soon. Been needing some dog time.
This past Friday, as I was getting ready to go be a Big Gay Dog, I discovered I am COMPLETELY OUT of my fav fragrances. This will NOT do.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This past Friday, as I was getting ready to go be a Big Gay Dog, I discovered I am COMPLETELY OUT of my fav fragrances. This will NOT do.
Collaborator McCollaboratorface
I mean Mitch McConnell. My bad.
I mean Mitch McConnell. My bad.
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Collaborator McCollaboratorface
I mean Mitch McConnell. My bad.
I mean Mitch McConnell. My bad.
Fuck you, resource guides. You can't defeat me.
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Fuck you, resource guides. You can't defeat me.
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A certain coyote seeing me steal his joke format for the umpteenth time, all like...
a man in a plaid shirt and a vest is sitting in a crowd with his hands on his hips .
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt and a vest is sitting in a crowd with his hands on his hips .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
A certain coyote seeing me steal his joke format for the umpteenth time, all like...
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
This pumpkin, pecan coffee cake might ALMOSR make up for the resource guides.
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This pumpkin, pecan coffee cake might ALMOSR make up for the resource guides.
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The "Do Steve's project" button exists in the muddled brains of print shop clients too. Shit takes time, y'all. I know it only takes you 5 minutes to print your Canva designed gift card on your home printer, but we have real projects to make and other clients. Fuck off.
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The "Do Steve's project" button exists in the muddled brains of print shop clients too. Shit takes time, y'all. I know it only takes you 5 minutes to print your Canva designed gift card on your home printer, but we have real projects to make and other clients. Fuck off.
The witch of November's come stealin'
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The witch of November's come stealin'
My entire day today is going to be these IRRITATING resource guides for an internal customer (sales guy) that are giving both my C750 and myself FITS. Oh well. At least its the only thing in the queue for today.
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My entire day today is going to be these IRRITATING resource guides for an internal customer (sales guy) that are giving both my C750 and myself FITS. Oh well. At least its the only thing in the queue for today.
Brb, using a terrible fusion of magic, technology and sacred geometry to unmake the universe.
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Brb, using a terrible fusion of magic, technology and sacred geometry to unmake the universe.
Re: the play party that I was stressing about not having gear for: I have decided that my petsuit, show tail, hood and knee pads are plenty.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Re: the play party that I was stressing about not having gear for: I have decided that my petsuit, show tail, hood and knee pads are plenty.
Well at least the supreme court isn't COMPLETELY useless.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Well at least the supreme court isn't COMPLETELY useless.
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Another yote doodle! Playing around with some markers again!
February 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Another yote doodle! Playing around with some markers again!
Halloween is over. Thanksgiving is almost here.
Once we get past turkey day you may begin Christmassing. That is all.
Once we get past turkey day you may begin Christmassing. That is all.
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Halloween is over. Thanksgiving is almost here.
Once we get past turkey day you may begin Christmassing. That is all.
Once we get past turkey day you may begin Christmassing. That is all.
Ok but thats not how 16th century English people dressed AT ALL.
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ok but thats not how 16th century English people dressed AT ALL.