Canis Latranscendental
@grimmycoyote.bsky.social
Trickster, goblin creature, clown. Pansexual weirdo. Drinker of beer, eater of meats. Lover of bunnies. Master Porksmith. Disciple of Blessed Ninkasi. He/Him/They/Them. Seattle Creature.
Watched GDT's Frankenstein recently. Pretty good. Definitely a gorgeous movie in a cinematic sense, as was expected. Unflinching about its gore, but not gratuitous, I think. Moving. Shocking. And the creature was...unearthly, beautiful and grotesque.
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Watched GDT's Frankenstein recently. Pretty good. Definitely a gorgeous movie in a cinematic sense, as was expected. Unflinching about its gore, but not gratuitous, I think. Moving. Shocking. And the creature was...unearthly, beautiful and grotesque.
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I utterly DESTROYED two chili dawgs. I must have been very hungry. I am usually more than happy with one.
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I utterly DESTROYED two chili dawgs. I must have been very hungry. I am usually more than happy with one.
*Taps microphone* Ahem. Wewease da kwaken.
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
*Taps microphone* Ahem. Wewease da kwaken.
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I just realized I have not eaten since lunch yesterday.
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I just realized I have not eaten since lunch yesterday.
The perfect chili dawg: All beef, natural casing hotdog. Wolf Brand chil, no beans. Mustard, cheddar cheese, chopped onion and a sprinkle of cracked black pepper.
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The perfect chili dawg: All beef, natural casing hotdog. Wolf Brand chil, no beans. Mustard, cheddar cheese, chopped onion and a sprinkle of cracked black pepper.
Had a great time out last night at that play party I mentioned. Turns out petsuit, hood, and show tail was the perfect thing.
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Had a great time out last night at that play party I mentioned. Turns out petsuit, hood, and show tail was the perfect thing.
Tonight I gonna have chili dawgs for dinner. :9
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Tonight I gonna have chili dawgs for dinner. :9
Live footage of me when they kill the hot twink in the horror movie.
a man in a plaid shirt and vest is standing with his hands on his hips in a crowd .
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt and vest is standing with his hands on his hips in a crowd .
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November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Live footage of me when they kill the hot twink in the horror movie.
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I spent too long on this low quality ass meme
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I spent too long on this low quality ass meme
My uber driver home from the event was a swedish dude who played swedish experimental music for me. We has a discussion about how sharing music is a source of joy and connection.
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 AM
My uber driver home from the event was a swedish dude who played swedish experimental music for me. We has a discussion about how sharing music is a source of joy and connection.
Deer are just elf horses. Fight me.
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Deer are just elf horses. Fight me.
Great night being a big gay dog. Got complimented on the show we gave at the big gay dog party. Headed home. Whuff.
November 15, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Great night being a big gay dog. Got complimented on the show we gave at the big gay dog party. Headed home. Whuff.
I just feel like picking on deers apparently.
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I just feel like picking on deers apparently.
Oooop. Someone's TESTY
Trump: “I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene…”
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Oooop. Someone's TESTY
Deers when I call them "fruity little hat racks".
a cartoon of marge simpson saying that 's true but he shouldn 't say it .
ALT: a cartoon of marge simpson saying that 's true but he shouldn 't say it .
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November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Deers when I call them "fruity little hat racks".
Regarding the AI necromancy app, as someone who has experienced a lot of loss and grief in their life (I've lost a lot of people. Friends. Siblings. Parents.) I would just like to say: Oh fuck YOU.
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Regarding the AI necromancy app, as someone who has experienced a lot of loss and grief in their life (I've lost a lot of people. Friends. Siblings. Parents.) I would just like to say: Oh fuck YOU.
Oooh lookit meeeeee I'm a deer and Im just sooo cool with my hyge, stupid ears and dumb flappy tail. Idiot.
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Oooh lookit meeeeee I'm a deer and Im just sooo cool with my hyge, stupid ears and dumb flappy tail. Idiot.
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Probably pretty close to the sound it would make, too.
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Probably pretty close to the sound it would make, too.
The idea of Donald Trump sloppily fellating Bill Clinton has helped me discover an entirely new emotional reaction. Its a cross between a wild cackle, violent gagging, and a sob.
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The idea of Donald Trump sloppily fellating Bill Clinton has helped me discover an entirely new emotional reaction. Its a cross between a wild cackle, violent gagging, and a sob.
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The Moon Eater- 2020
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The Moon Eater- 2020
Full disclosure: I carry a beard comb.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Full disclosure: I carry a beard comb.
You know what else is in public domaon, horror classics wise? Carmilla. I should bind Carmilla too.
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
You know what else is in public domaon, horror classics wise? Carmilla. I should bind Carmilla too.
I need to go trim my beard and groom my body hair for the weekend, but I DONT WANNA
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I need to go trim my beard and groom my body hair for the weekend, but I DONT WANNA