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KatanaDiva
@katanadiva.bsky.social
Writer with conveniently timed writer’s block
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Someone has to push the 2 hour auto shut-off override on this weighted heated blanket
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For years, government employment was considered a stable path to retirement. Now, the city of Denver may make it easier to lay off longtime city workers. denverite.com/2025/06/04/d...
Denver may make it easier to lay off longtime workers
Facing a $250 million budget hole, Mayor Mike Johnston’s administration could do away with seniority protections.
denverite.com
June 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Show me the women who raised you.
February 8, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Show me the women who raised you.
February 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Show me the women who raised you
February 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Can’t.
Someone has to push the 2 hour auto shut-off override on this weighted heated blanket
February 8, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Me: I love you forever.

Her: Oopsy daisy.
February 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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I have one kid that'll freak if he drops his water bottle because of germs. I have another kid that'll pick up a piece of jelly side down toast that she dropped, remove the cat hairs and eat it 🤦‍♂️
February 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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xanax is greek for "i don't care"
February 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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What have you heard about the new Fantastic Four movie?
February 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Bearing witness to the aches of existence.
February 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Because in order to truly know me, you have to know the music I am made of.
February 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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When you can't talk to anyone, I'll sit with you in silence.
January 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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A clearly present danger
February 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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What's your story?

1. wine & woe
2. moss & magic
3. cats & chaos
4. night cheese & odd dreams
February 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Don't wear yourself out striving for success.
Drink exotic teas, read a thousand books, gossip under starlight with the owls.
Become one with the mist at the heart of the forest.
This is what it means to prosper.
February 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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My hope for you is that you always feel safe and warm, and that you will someday find yourself surrounded by wild Muppets in the heart of the forest, with plenty of wine & books and without a care in the world.
October 26, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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Your horoscope for today:
Be like a black hole - bend time and space around you with the sheer power of your existence.
February 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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What's your favorite color?

1. shimmering meteor
2. mossy forgotten tomb
3. dark end of the forest
4. deep sea ghost
February 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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I guess no one at this Olive Garden is interested in my one-man dinner theatre reimagining of Evita.
February 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Sorry I’m late, 27000 Tupperware containers fell out of my cabinet
February 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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can’t believe I have to say this again, but if you find me unconscious beneath a freeway overpass, please leave me alone, that’s MY time
February 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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reese with her spoon
January 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM