BlueZjeck
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everyone who cooks has a favorite spatula, spoon, and set of tongs if they're willing to be honest with themselves
December 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
everyone who cooks has a favorite spatula, spoon, and set of tongs if they're willing to be honest with themselves
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“having to mask made me go fash” is so common and it’s just baffling
I mean, yes, it was annoying to wear one all the time? it also wasn’t that big a deal? if, today, someone asks me to put a mask on I go “ok” and put one on
and yet so many people treat it as a life-ruining imposition
I mean, yes, it was annoying to wear one all the time? it also wasn’t that big a deal? if, today, someone asks me to put a mask on I go “ok” and put one on
and yet so many people treat it as a life-ruining imposition
The reason this Harvard history professor decided he was done with one of the best and most privileged jobs in the world was, in his own words, because he was forced to lecture in a mask during peak Covid.
I’m not making this up.
I’m not making this up.
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
“having to mask made me go fash” is so common and it’s just baffling
I mean, yes, it was annoying to wear one all the time? it also wasn’t that big a deal? if, today, someone asks me to put a mask on I go “ok” and put one on
and yet so many people treat it as a life-ruining imposition
I mean, yes, it was annoying to wear one all the time? it also wasn’t that big a deal? if, today, someone asks me to put a mask on I go “ok” and put one on
and yet so many people treat it as a life-ruining imposition
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![Tweet from Zack Budryk (@BudrykZack):
NANDOR: Guillermo, come quickly, they have stolen my apes!
GUILLERMO: Sorry, master, your...
NANDOR: My apes! My apes made out of the crypto!
GUILLERMO [sitdown interview]: I deliberately never set up his WiFi for him. I'm not sure how any of this happened.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreih346h2z6dipjcurom7u2sesm2a6lhkqubcx5ms6lyuk5xh2ettlq@jpeg)
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kills me every time lol
December 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
kills me every time lol
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This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.
December 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.
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Oh man how could I forget this one
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Oh man how could I forget this one
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Thinking about applying for this job as a Sex Sheriff
July 25, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Thinking about applying for this job as a Sex Sheriff
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Coworker: any plans for the weekend?
Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old
Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old
June 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Coworker: any plans for the weekend?
Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old
Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old
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Just learned that the Chevrolet logo is supposed to be a bowtie. It doesn't look like one. There are pasta shapes that did a better job than Chevrolet's graphic designer
July 2, 2023 at 1:43 AM
Just learned that the Chevrolet logo is supposed to be a bowtie. It doesn't look like one. There are pasta shapes that did a better job than Chevrolet's graphic designer
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[Trailer for Funyuns (2024)] Jeremy Strong holds an onion up in front of a board room "Kids don't want to buy this. They see this and they think Grandmas Soup. They hate this shit." he throws the onion hard against the wall "I think it's about time we started having a little fun with it"
July 12, 2023 at 11:41 AM
[Trailer for Funyuns (2024)] Jeremy Strong holds an onion up in front of a board room "Kids don't want to buy this. They see this and they think Grandmas Soup. They hate this shit." he throws the onion hard against the wall "I think it's about time we started having a little fun with it"
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Imagine you're a 15 yr old boy who was part of Team USA in the World Paintball Championships and won it all, and you're from Tallahassee and you give an interview to the paper. You're excited, you tell your friends and family.
Then they run this as the headline:
Then they run this as the headline:
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Imagine you're a 15 yr old boy who was part of Team USA in the World Paintball Championships and won it all, and you're from Tallahassee and you give an interview to the paper. You're excited, you tell your friends and family.
Then they run this as the headline:
Then they run this as the headline:
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Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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Before Fleetwood Mac made history in 1977 with the release of their album Rumours, no band had ever had the idea to make every song on a record good
August 26, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Before Fleetwood Mac made history in 1977 with the release of their album Rumours, no band had ever had the idea to make every song on a record good
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The President of the United States appears to be getting regular IV infusions, the public doesn’t know anything about it, & the DC media evidently doesn’t care.
We are months into the mystery of Trump’s hands, the White House is lying, & I’ve seen a grand total of one serious news story about it.
We are months into the mystery of Trump’s hands, the White House is lying, & I’ve seen a grand total of one serious news story about it.
Trump looked pretty rough today -- note that both of his hands are discolored
(Joe Raedle/Getty)
(Joe Raedle/Getty)
December 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The President of the United States appears to be getting regular IV infusions, the public doesn’t know anything about it, & the DC media evidently doesn’t care.
We are months into the mystery of Trump’s hands, the White House is lying, & I’ve seen a grand total of one serious news story about it.
We are months into the mystery of Trump’s hands, the White House is lying, & I’ve seen a grand total of one serious news story about it.
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They're making cars too curvy now. Everything looks like a dang oval. Do not explain the reasons to me please. I need cars to look like this
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
They're making cars too curvy now. Everything looks like a dang oval. Do not explain the reasons to me please. I need cars to look like this
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ok so like, I get what genitals are, but what's a singular genital? is it the pair of balls plus shaft or is each ball a discrete unit? do I have two genitals or three, is I guess what I'm asking. call me back. oh, and we took dad off life support last night
December 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
ok so like, I get what genitals are, but what's a singular genital? is it the pair of balls plus shaft or is each ball a discrete unit? do I have two genitals or three, is I guess what I'm asking. call me back. oh, and we took dad off life support last night
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my demands are simple, mr. bond
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
my demands are simple, mr. bond
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Brewing the perfect IPA with the power of Salesforce AI
December 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Brewing the perfect IPA with the power of Salesforce AI
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Wow, BYU won the Pop-Tarts Bowl, beating a ranked team in a big comeback with new pastry lore? They must have been the most Playoff-snubbed team of all. I don't know of any other teams that barely missed the Playoff and then were invited to take it out on the committee on the Pop-Tarts stage
Hang the snubbed champ banner, BYU. Plus: Michigan lucks into Kyle Whittingham
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December 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Wow, BYU won the Pop-Tarts Bowl, beating a ranked team in a big comeback with new pastry lore? They must have been the most Playoff-snubbed team of all. I don't know of any other teams that barely missed the Playoff and then were invited to take it out on the committee on the Pop-Tarts stage
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A ProPublica investigation has revealed that the LiMu Emu and Doug have a shocking history of excessive force complaints
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
A ProPublica investigation has revealed that the LiMu Emu and Doug have a shocking history of excessive force complaints
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“it is illegal for you not to like me”
This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“it is illegal for you not to like me”