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Very Human Robot
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Very human. Breathes oxygen.
Weasel? Mink? Cat?

#caturday
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
How did Mamdani ninjutsu Trump?
Did he promise him building permits or something in the back room?
Or was it enough with bold flattery?
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Does anyone of my mutuals use pg_roll in anger?
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Can confirm: quality art!
Hi these weren't shipping to the US for a while, but now they are again! You might not know it yet but this rat is your new favourite cartoon character. When I finish my rat cartoon you will say "wow I love this rat, I'm glad I had purchased Rat™ merchandise from wombot.studio/shop before seeing it"
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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This is killing me in so many ways
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
How would a Bernie/AOC ticket have played in '24?
(Notably, with the woman as vice, because America)
What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
What's wrong with Magic The Gathering?
The Avatar prerelease was pretty fun!
if a single one of you fucking says even a positive or even neutral sounding word about that cunt MTG I'm blocking you forever
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!

www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
llms.chat
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
A month is faster than "never" at least...
is a month of delay a good amount if you believe you're acting on an actual threat of violence
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
People trying to shirk their job, not "engineered virus poisons us all," is the danger of over-optimistic AI adoption!
"The mainstream understanding of AI is as an interefering piece of shit which doesn't work" pt II

www.askamanager.org/2025/11/the-...
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
On the face of it, this statement seems unconstitutional. "Don't protest" sounds extremely anti first amendment.

""If someone strays into a pepper ball, then that's on them," Bovino said in an interview with CBS News. "Don't protest and don't trespass.""

www.cbsnews.com/news/former-...
We asked a former federal agent to review videos showing use of force against protesters. Here's what he found.
Use of force by federal agents has become a focus of legal disputes as the Trump administration contends the tactics are necessary. Our visual investigation breaks down some of the key moments.
www.cbsnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Yup. Combination media over-emphasis on exaggerated negatives, and too cautious chickenshit geriatric Democrat leadership.
Every disaffected Dem & swing focus group we do begins with people asking what's real. They hear, at times, this is authoritarian takeover threatening lives & livelihoods. But perceive most "leaders" not acting as if this were so.
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Senate update: Republicans are now trying to sneak a backdoor national abortion ban into their government funding bill. Republicans will stop at nothing to control women's health care decisions.
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Humor!
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Tactical breach wizards is great fun and even has a story.
Playing it was time well spent!
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Okay but chatgpt has 800 million weekly users, and neither metaverse nor nfts reached one percent of that number.
remember this for every AI headline you read

but also keep this one in mind, too
October 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Most people have an above-average number of arms.
October 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Every machinist knows!
October 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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the idea that freedom is in our DNA is just a misinterpretation of the fact that we’re a nation of finicky whiners who don’t like to be personally inconvenienced
October 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Age verification on the Internet is one of those security theater things that any motivated kid will easily work around unless parents intervene, but will cost diligent providers and every Internet user time and effort forever. Let's hope Newsom vetoes the California bill for it!
October 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM