Just Somm Guy
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Stuff goes missing all the time. It's fucked.
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I am sorry. We have run out of genuine human experiences. Please enjoy this salted piece of pre-chewed cardboard.
August 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I am sorry. We have run out of genuine human experiences. Please enjoy this salted piece of pre-chewed cardboard.
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What if we stole the writing of everyone on earth, and we fed it into a machine, and then we taught the machine to vomit forever?
August 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
What if we stole the writing of everyone on earth, and we fed it into a machine, and then we taught the machine to vomit forever?
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Don't tell me what you "meant" by your post. I, the post consumer, will decide what you meant. And frankly what you meant was disgusting
August 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Don't tell me what you "meant" by your post. I, the post consumer, will decide what you meant. And frankly what you meant was disgusting
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I was watching an episode of “Mad Men” the other day. The fathers were helping their kids prepare camera obscura boxes to view an eclipse. One of the fathers says that he stares at the sun all the time, thinking the box is stupid. Don says, “You stare at the sun?” That made me laugh.
August 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I was watching an episode of “Mad Men” the other day. The fathers were helping their kids prepare camera obscura boxes to view an eclipse. One of the fathers says that he stares at the sun all the time, thinking the box is stupid. Don says, “You stare at the sun?” That made me laugh.
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not a day goes by i don’t think about him
August 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
not a day goes by i don’t think about him
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we don’t invent devices anymore. they used to come out with all kinds of devices now it’s just phones
August 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
we don’t invent devices anymore. they used to come out with all kinds of devices now it’s just phones
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did the blair witch ever finish her project
August 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
did the blair witch ever finish her project
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one time my entire family got exasperatingly angry with my mother because she announced at dinner that if the zombie outbreak happened her plan was to just get bit as early as possible so she wouldn’t have to deal
and let me be clear that if my wife does identify as a zombie, it changes nothing. I’m no ZERF.
August 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
one time my entire family got exasperatingly angry with my mother because she announced at dinner that if the zombie outbreak happened her plan was to just get bit as early as possible so she wouldn’t have to deal
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What if there were already some sort of contest where people were able to choose between them, I wonder how that would go
August 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
What if there were already some sort of contest where people were able to choose between them, I wonder how that would go
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found my wallet folks. it was misisng for two days. yep I found it though. it was sitting on my desk in plain view. so that's where it was
August 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
found my wallet folks. it was misisng for two days. yep I found it though. it was sitting on my desk in plain view. so that's where it was
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Singing you a soothing lullaby as we tumble down a ravine
August 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Singing you a soothing lullaby as we tumble down a ravine
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
August 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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We all got that one homie that's enthralled by a cursed amulet
August 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
We all got that one homie that's enthralled by a cursed amulet
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There are two types of people I can't stand...
Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what's going on.
Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what's going on.
August 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
There are two types of people I can't stand...
Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what's going on.
Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what's going on.
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*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
August 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
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David Ellison reminds me of the registered sex offender who looked like Dennis Reynolds
August 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
David Ellison reminds me of the registered sex offender who looked like Dennis Reynolds
If Anthony Keidis can become a celebrated millionaire by singing, the sky's the limit for anyone doing anything. #DailyAffirmation
August 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If Anthony Keidis can become a celebrated millionaire by singing, the sky's the limit for anyone doing anything. #DailyAffirmation
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*using postage stamp sponge tray to individually pre-moisten each gummy bear
August 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*using postage stamp sponge tray to individually pre-moisten each gummy bear
It's Enrico Palazzo!
Completely fix baseball with three words.
August 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
It's Enrico Palazzo!
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them: you’d better not be christopher meloni holding hands with a tiny version of himself at a photo shoot when i get there
me:
me:
August 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
them: you’d better not be christopher meloni holding hands with a tiny version of himself at a photo shoot when i get there
me:
me:
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as the inventor of slicing a sandwich at a deli just enough that it looks like you have two clean halves but the bottom slice tears in a fucked up way when you try to separate the halves, i am honored to be nominated by our beloved president to head the food and drug administration
August 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
as the inventor of slicing a sandwich at a deli just enough that it looks like you have two clean halves but the bottom slice tears in a fucked up way when you try to separate the halves, i am honored to be nominated by our beloved president to head the food and drug administration