Just Somm Guy
@justsommguy.bsky.social
Stuff goes missing all the time. It's fucked.
The ToS clearly states that you may not use the word "hell" in the same paragraph as the words "Apple Music" in any recording, broadcast or social media platform. Anticipate being banned soon.
August 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The ToS clearly states that you may not use the word "hell" in the same paragraph as the words "Apple Music" in any recording, broadcast or social media platform. Anticipate being banned soon.
We need to go back to pronouncing it "no thing". Outkast (Ain't No Thing) was both ahead of their time AND rooted in very early 17th century sensibilities. Amazing.
August 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We need to go back to pronouncing it "no thing". Outkast (Ain't No Thing) was both ahead of their time AND rooted in very early 17th century sensibilities. Amazing.
Where did Men go? There was a time, not so far gone, where this kind of behaviour by a 'man' would be met swiftly with consequences from Men, ensuring that it didn't get repeated.
The criminalization of even the mildest repercussions in the world of Men has led to this nonsense.
The criminalization of even the mildest repercussions in the world of Men has led to this nonsense.
August 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Where did Men go? There was a time, not so far gone, where this kind of behaviour by a 'man' would be met swiftly with consequences from Men, ensuring that it didn't get repeated.
The criminalization of even the mildest repercussions in the world of Men has led to this nonsense.
The criminalization of even the mildest repercussions in the world of Men has led to this nonsense.
I'm WILDLY high and just finished my 7th beer, so there's that.
August 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I'm WILDLY high and just finished my 7th beer, so there's that.
That goddamned shit song was the first fuckin thing I thought of when I saw that, too. How can one bad band ruin a word forever like that?
August 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
That goddamned shit song was the first fuckin thing I thought of when I saw that, too. How can one bad band ruin a word forever like that?
It's almost as though Tom Jones was never born?
August 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It's almost as though Tom Jones was never born?
Frank Farian founded Boney M in '74 so that he could sell his music as the lead singer. He hired a sexy dancer to pose as the lead singer because Farian was not attractive enough to make it in the biz.
He tried that again with Millie Vanilli in the 80s, but people weren't ok with it in that era.
He tried that again with Millie Vanilli in the 80s, but people weren't ok with it in that era.
August 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Frank Farian founded Boney M in '74 so that he could sell his music as the lead singer. He hired a sexy dancer to pose as the lead singer because Farian was not attractive enough to make it in the biz.
He tried that again with Millie Vanilli in the 80s, but people weren't ok with it in that era.
He tried that again with Millie Vanilli in the 80s, but people weren't ok with it in that era.
Hell, the USA even chose a President in the 60s because he was so much better looking than Nixon. My friend, sexy people sell shit, and always have. Music in the 50s, 60s and 70s was no exception.
August 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Hell, the USA even chose a President in the 60s because he was so much better looking than Nixon. My friend, sexy people sell shit, and always have. Music in the 50s, 60s and 70s was no exception.
There were dozens, perhaps even hundreds of bands in the late 60s that were as cool and innovative as The Doors, but Jim Morrison was hot. Labels have always preferred signing sexy artists and to argue otherwise in just so insane I barely know where to begin.
August 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
There were dozens, perhaps even hundreds of bands in the late 60s that were as cool and innovative as The Doors, but Jim Morrison was hot. Labels have always preferred signing sexy artists and to argue otherwise in just so insane I barely know where to begin.
That wasn't your asinine argument. You argue that music from the 60s & 70s was better because the labels didn't sign artists to look good. Like, you understand that Elvis became the biggest star in human history precisely because of his sex appeal, right?
August 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
That wasn't your asinine argument. You argue that music from the 60s & 70s was better because the labels didn't sign artists to look good. Like, you understand that Elvis became the biggest star in human history precisely because of his sex appeal, right?
Yes, singers in the 60s and 70s famously avoided using sex appeal to sell their music. This is well known.
August 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Yes, singers in the 60s and 70s famously avoided using sex appeal to sell their music. This is well known.
Oh! You should say that on the next episode of your show!
August 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Oh! You should say that on the next episode of your show!