Justin
justin-joseph.bsky.social
Justin
@justin-joseph.bsky.social
Enjoyer of ice cream
@stealthboomboom.bsky.social - Have you been bested by Jack “The Jackal” Carver? Keeping us in suspense out here. Hope you’re all doing well!
December 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
lithub.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.

But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.

See you soon, NYC.
July 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”

They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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On Wednesday, just days before her wedding, 25-year-old Hassouna was killed in an Israeli airstrike that hit her home in northern Gaza. Ten members of her family, including her pregnant sister, were also killed. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...
‘If I die, I want a loud death’: Gaza photojournalist killed by Israeli airstrike
Fatima Hassouna, who had been documenting war in Gaza for 18 months and was subject of new documentary, killed along with 10 members of her family
www.theguardian.com
April 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A film that takes place where you’re from
April 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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I'll donate to every Dem candidate who primaries these spineless worms.
Dem Senate traitors

Schumer
Fetterman
Peters
Hassan
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Durbin
Schtaz
Cortez Masto
March 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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If you've enjoyed Cryptmaster, please consider sharing the news. Despite an IGF award, a 95% Steam rating and a free demo, the game has gone mostly unnoticed by both press and players. It's not just a typing game and there may still be people out there who would enjoy it!
January 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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There's one objectively correct answer here.
December 23, 2024 at 1:30 AM
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I feel like everyone who did hackneyed pr puff pieces on this guy calling him an epic genius and stuff while he was still just a relatively marginal billionaire and not yet the most powerful villain in the world should do a public apology and then retire
In his first big flex of power on Capitol Hill, Elon Musk shitposted a bunch of misinformation to kill a bipartisan spending bill that would have averted a government shutdown, threatened reps supporting it, and demanded Congress stop working until Trump is in office. Awesome stuff
Musk Kills Government Funding Deal, Demands Shutdown Until Trump Is Sworn In
Elon Musk went on a posting spree on X to block a congressional funding bill, saying the government should shut down until Trump becomes president.
www.rollingstone.com
December 19, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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House Democrats just picked someone who is literally dying for ranking member of a powerful watchdog committee as Trump comes into office
Dying Congressman to Head Oversight
The gerontocracy wins again
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 17, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are
The $82.5 million sale of "Hot Ones" studio First We Feast is part of a broader strategy at BuzzFeed to shift away from human editors, writers and content producers in favor of artificial intelligence, which result in "high-margin, tech-enabled revenue lines."
BuzzFeed sells "Hot Ones" studio for $82.5 million as it pursues more AI-driven content
The company said the sale will allow it to depend less on human-created content in favor of "high-margin, tech-enabled revenue lines."
thedesk.net
December 13, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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not normally one to chase trends but I have given into peer pressure and started wearing a home movies-style unicolor onesie
November 2, 2024 at 4:11 AM
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CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
December 7, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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And if their demands aren’t met Sony is threatening to release the whole movie on December 13
December 2, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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Only thankful for one thing this year
November 28, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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Turning a big dial that says “New Vegas woke level” and constantly looking back at the audience for approval
November 26, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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Tomorrow morning.

Mini Ninjas.

Subscribe to Stealth Boom Boom.

Cheers x o x o
November 25, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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Registered Sex Offender Forced to Go Door to Door to Inform Neighbors He’s in Trump’s Cabinet
thehardtimes.net/culture/regi...
Registered Sex Offender Forced to Go Door to Door to Inform Neighbors He’s in Trump’s Cabinet
Registered sex offender Tim Finhook was court-mandated to go door to door in an effort to inform neighbors that he’s a part of newly reelected Donald Trump’s cabinet.
thehardtimes.net
November 22, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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Serial killer on TV:
- extremely smart
- also, cunning like an animal
- charismatic but cold
‐ troubled childhood
- operatic sensibilities
- can only be caught by the greatest detective

Serial killer IRL:
- just a cop
- a regular cop
- cops won't stop him because he is a cop
June 24, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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learning that Oprah's real name is Orpah is one of those wedge factoids that will permanently destroy your ability to speak normally about her ever again. it alters your brain chemistry. "Do you mean Orpah?" you'll say, every time. if you're reading this it's already too late
March 7, 2024 at 6:12 PM