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jsl1903
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Husband, dad, Aberdeen FC, coffee
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
One of the very best hours of comedy I've seen for a very long time. James Acaster on top form this afternoon
November 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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But my fav joke I wrote is this:

What's white and goes ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ?

A SOUTH-AFRICAN CHAS & DAVE COVERS BAND
October 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Just caught @thehangingstars.bsky.social supporting @edwyncollins.bsky.social - very good indeed!
October 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Never forget Nigel Farage went on public record and opposed the Batman.
October 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Nigel Farage would definitely eat a swan. But only the right wing.
September 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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it’s a van. how do they not know this
April 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Here’s something for anyone who needs a bit of a lift today.
October 8, 2023 at 3:14 PM
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You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.
September 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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November 6, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Brilliant!
58 years ago today we discovered we weren’t alone in the universe. Six *actual* flying saucers landed across southern England along a ley line, providing CONCLUSIVE PROOF at long last.

Well... 🧵
September 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The perfect post
August 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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I can
August 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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August 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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*R2-D2 projects Leia hologram*
LEIA: Hi guys, welcome back to my channel! Today I'm so excited to share some big new plans
*4 mins later*
So today's sponsor is AlderaanVPN. I always use
*5 mins later*
So let's get right into the video! Don't forget to like, subscribe and com-
*R2's battery runs out*
August 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
What a record indeed...
August 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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August 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Very much looking forward to this when they come to The Cluny in Newcastle in a couple of weeks!
Very lucky to attend the Luke Haines and Peter Buck show at OMEARA in South London tonight. Great rocking versions of songs from the new album and other ones too. Lots of friends and family here.  Good fun 🎸 - @bertisdowns.bsky.social
August 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Man, I just read a quote from Carrie Fisher that's going to be burned into my brain forever.

"Things are getting worse faster than we can lower our standards."
August 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Oh that's good!
My sister’s daughter at breakfast with a film star:

NIECE: What's this we're having with our eggs?
Egg Soldiers?

NEESON: toast.

NIECE: and toast?
July 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Bernard Butler, Norman Blake and James Grant were brilliant tonight at The Glasshouse.
June 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Lloyd I'm Ready To Be Heartbroken by Camera Obscura. Utterly brilliant.
I'll toss one out there (likely to die stillborn but still):

Favorite song by a band or artist about another band or artist. Mine is a simple choice: "If I Was A Mekon" by Too Much Joy.

"If I was a Mekon/I'd drink pints of beer/If I was a Mekon/And talk about Adorno."
have become convinced that people are correct that we should talk about more things other than politics here and I think the path forward is engagement farm-y stuff, best OutKast song, that kind of thing

not going to lean into it personally but happy when others do
May 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM