Joshua R
@jryman.bsky.social
Cats and chickens and weird stuff generally
@realjoshuaryman on Old Twitter
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Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Oṃ maṇi padme hūm̐
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Oṃ maṇi padme hūm̐
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Oṃ maṇi padme hūm̐
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Oṃ maṇi padme hūm̐
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"I'm a time traveler, I swear it's true, President Donald Trump gave a blowjob to Bill Clinton" I howl in 1997 as the nice doctors load me straightjacketed into the white van.
They turn on the radio - it's I'll Be Missing You by Puff Daddy. I scream louder.
They turn on the radio - it's I'll Be Missing You by Puff Daddy. I scream louder.
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"I'm a time traveler, I swear it's true, President Donald Trump gave a blowjob to Bill Clinton" I howl in 1997 as the nice doctors load me straightjacketed into the white van.
They turn on the radio - it's I'll Be Missing You by Puff Daddy. I scream louder.
They turn on the radio - it's I'll Be Missing You by Puff Daddy. I scream louder.
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I rely on my Nazareth-endorsed Hair-Of-The-Dog-ometer to let me know exactly when I'm messing with a son of a bitch.
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I rely on my Nazareth-endorsed Hair-Of-The-Dog-ometer to let me know exactly when I'm messing with a son of a bitch.
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Some days it be like that.
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Some days it be like that.
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I've seen many YouTube interpolations of "Steamed Hams," but this one, which expands the gag into a "My Dinner With Andre" parody, is special. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-O...
Steamed Hams but it's a Critically Acclaimed Feature Film
YouTube video by Tyrone Deise
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November 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I've seen many YouTube interpolations of "Steamed Hams," but this one, which expands the gag into a "My Dinner With Andre" parody, is special. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-O...
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Trump-Clinton yaoi rumors after Trump spent months talking about his "Big Beautiful Bill" is just an absolutely wonderful gift from the universe
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Trump-Clinton yaoi rumors after Trump spent months talking about his "Big Beautiful Bill" is just an absolutely wonderful gift from the universe
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It is 24 Brumaire Year CCXVI. The captain released the virus at 02.95.00 and humanity will bever be the same again.
Using chatgpt 5 to write a virus that changes all digital clocks to metric time and the Napoleonic calendar.
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
It is 24 Brumaire Year CCXVI. The captain released the virus at 02.95.00 and humanity will bever be the same again.
Subjects be fuckin'
Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Subjects be fuckin'
QAnon was the real psyop all along, cooked up to discredit, or minimize the blowback from, the Epstein revelations before they went public
Change. My. Mind.
Change. My. Mind.
QAnon: wayfair furniture is really sex slaves.
actual emails: that scene from GOT where the guy keeps demanding younger prostitutes out in the open.
actual emails: that scene from GOT where the guy keeps demanding younger prostitutes out in the open.
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
QAnon was the real psyop all along, cooked up to discredit, or minimize the blowback from, the Epstein revelations before they went public
Change. My. Mind.
Change. My. Mind.
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the single most annoying thing about cigarettes, which are terrible and will kill you, is how fucking cool people can make them look
I mean come on
I mean come on
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
the single most annoying thing about cigarettes, which are terrible and will kill you, is how fucking cool people can make them look
I mean come on
I mean come on
Look i know the other Cardinals are all putting "Better off Dead" on their lists, but a true servant of Christ knows, in his heart of hearts, that "One Crazy Summer" is the superior entry in "Savage" Steve Holland's filmic oeuvre
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Look i know the other Cardinals are all putting "Better off Dead" on their lists, but a true servant of Christ knows, in his heart of hearts, that "One Crazy Summer" is the superior entry in "Savage" Steve Holland's filmic oeuvre
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When you see through the illusion, the world opens.
Rules and meanings dissolve.
What’s left isn’t despair. It's creative freedom.
The Existential Chaos Magician doesn’t seek truth, they sculpt it. They use belief as a tool, and treat reality as play.
🔮 www.soulcruzer.com/the-existent...
Rules and meanings dissolve.
What’s left isn’t despair. It's creative freedom.
The Existential Chaos Magician doesn’t seek truth, they sculpt it. They use belief as a tool, and treat reality as play.
🔮 www.soulcruzer.com/the-existent...
The Existential Chaos Magician - soulcruzer
Seeing Through the Illusion
www.soulcruzer.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:03 AM
When you see through the illusion, the world opens.
Rules and meanings dissolve.
What’s left isn’t despair. It's creative freedom.
The Existential Chaos Magician doesn’t seek truth, they sculpt it. They use belief as a tool, and treat reality as play.
🔮 www.soulcruzer.com/the-existent...
Rules and meanings dissolve.
What’s left isn’t despair. It's creative freedom.
The Existential Chaos Magician doesn’t seek truth, they sculpt it. They use belief as a tool, and treat reality as play.
🔮 www.soulcruzer.com/the-existent...
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What if someone made a jrpg where you just find and befriend god?
“Hey man. You seem kinda lonely. Wanna hang out?”
“Hey man. You seem kinda lonely. Wanna hang out?”
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
What if someone made a jrpg where you just find and befriend god?
“Hey man. You seem kinda lonely. Wanna hang out?”
“Hey man. You seem kinda lonely. Wanna hang out?”
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So far, my most "successful" post - but also, according to blog stats, one of the least read (which isn't saying much, but it says something about my non-"market" success criteria). rawsemantics.home.blog/2025/03/20/c...
Cosmic Trigger 4 “is” you
RAW’s “blueprint” analogy for different kinds of “truth”, analogues in Buddhism & current political relevance…
rawsemantics.home.blog
October 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
So far, my most "successful" post - but also, according to blog stats, one of the least read (which isn't saying much, but it says something about my non-"market" success criteria). rawsemantics.home.blog/2025/03/20/c...
this is some reverse mortgage level of elder abuse
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
this is some reverse mortgage level of elder abuse
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They reopened the government? The thing everybody hates?
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
They reopened the government? The thing everybody hates?
