jaypea and gravy
@jpstarling.bsky.social
North Ga via South Ga
I'm here to make my little posts.
He/Him
my skeets from worst to first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pz2oke4vnbgcz3wvjh76f65u/feed/aaaksofn7hfay
I'm here to make my little posts.
He/Him
my skeets from worst to first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pz2oke4vnbgcz3wvjh76f65u/feed/aaaksofn7hfay
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@jpstarling.bsky.social
· Jan 18
A cup of ambition? In this economy???
I don’t really follow politics. Is this the same Pam Bondi who, just a few weeks ago, said Epstein acted alone, and there was no need to investigate anyone else?
Breaking News: Pam Bondi assigned a prosecutor to look into Jeffrey Epstein’s ties to prominent Democrats including Bill Clinton, at President Trump’s urging.
Trump Live Updates: Bondi Assigns Prosecutor to Look Into Epstein’s Ties to Prominent Democrats
nyti.ms
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I don’t really follow politics. Is this the same Pam Bondi who, just a few weeks ago, said Epstein acted alone, and there was no need to investigate anyone else?
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They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
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feeling extremely good about my lifelong policy of never sending or reading an email rn
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
feeling extremely good about my lifelong policy of never sending or reading an email rn
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she wink wink on my nudge nudge til I say no more
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
she wink wink on my nudge nudge til I say no more
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“Jeff Epstein? The vacation planner?”
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“Jeff Epstein? The vacation planner?”
My long time personal political view that every president’s should term should end with being marched out of the White House in chains is holding up extremely well.
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My long time personal political view that every president’s should term should end with being marched out of the White House in chains is holding up extremely well.
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It’s almost impossible to pinpoint the worst part of this, but my vote goes to daughter uploading mother’s likeness to an AI server and lying to her about it.
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It’s almost impossible to pinpoint the worst part of this, but my vote goes to daughter uploading mother’s likeness to an AI server and lying to her about it.
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If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
It’s almost impossible to pinpoint the worst part of this, but my vote goes to daughter uploading mother’s likeness to an AI server and lying to her about it.
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It’s almost impossible to pinpoint the worst part of this, but my vote goes to daughter uploading mother’s likeness to an AI server and lying to her about it.
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thinking about becoming a goggles guy when the apocalypse comes
February 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
thinking about becoming a goggles guy when the apocalypse comes
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
It is morning, blueskis.
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It is morning, blueskis.
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I regret learning to read.
![From: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.com]
Sent: 8/20/2011 9:13:46 PM
To: Peter Mandelson
Subject: trump diarrhoea’d in the hot tub again lol neway u up?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ifpzbxv4tqigkw66tz4yrojt/bafkreigbpejkyaqi5crfjyymux7eltnsizqzjp5cfoseayiiy3njhnfo3a@jpeg)
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I regret learning to read.
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I'm a helper late and a hamburger short, but i made it in the end
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I'm a helper late and a hamburger short, but i made it in the end
I regret learning to read.
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I regret learning to read.
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My “Actually I’m an ephebophile, not a pedophile” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My “Actually I’m an ephebophile, not a pedophile” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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These emails really do highlight why rich folk are so impressed by ChatGPT.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
These emails really do highlight why rich folk are so impressed by ChatGPT.
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did you know you can quantify the amount that a community is failing to provide transit options simply by measuring how frequently its tech bros reinvent the bus?
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
did you know you can quantify the amount that a community is failing to provide transit options simply by measuring how frequently its tech bros reinvent the bus?
So King Charles knew all along what was about to drop, huh?
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
So King Charles knew all along what was about to drop, huh?
He’s on a mission from God.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 AM
He’s on a mission from God.
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What you want from a functional, thriving superpower is every reporter in the country spending all day combing through a cache of documents that all say, more or less, “hi [rich ruling class person], it was good seeing you last week for all the child sex crimes!”
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
What you want from a functional, thriving superpower is every reporter in the country spending all day combing through a cache of documents that all say, more or less, “hi [rich ruling class person], it was good seeing you last week for all the child sex crimes!”
It is morning, blueskis.
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
It is morning, blueskis.
she wink wink on my nudge nudge til I say no more
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
she wink wink on my nudge nudge til I say no more