Belk Has Fallen

oh noooo

It's time to switch to your winter weight moisturizers

Fisher famously floated the idea that the US nuclear codes should be stored on a capsule implanted in the heart of a volunteer who followed the president around. If the president wanted nuclear war, they'd have to carve that capsule out of the volunteer's heart with a knife to get the codes.

Has everybody else been watching these movies under the pretense that James Bond served during the Cold War and the Global War on Terror?

Like James Bond died or got too old to do the job? Go, fetch us another Bond from the asylum.

I’ve never had the impression there was any continuity between the films. I actually assumed James Bond was a generic name applied to orphans recruited into Her Majesty’s Service.

Hey this worked great btw thank you

i’ve learned this year that seeing billionaires getting read for filth by elderly women is a new favorite pastime of mine now