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jpstarling.bsky.social
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@jpstarling.bsky.social
1.7K followers 3.2K following 7.5K posts
North Ga via South Ga
I'm here to make my little posts.
He/Him

my skeets from worst to first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pz2oke4vnbgcz3wvjh76f65u/feed/aaaksofn7hfay
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“Jeff Epstein? The vacation planner?”
Jim Downey on Conan. He’s sitting behind a microphone and wearing headphones and a green shirt. His mouth is open as if he’s speaking.
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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*ahem*
Skeet by jpstarling@bsky.social on 14 Jan, 2025: Remember, beloveds, disinformation is not meant to make you believe something false. It's meant to make you believe nothing, even what's true.
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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JCO is on a Roger Maris-like run at the moment
Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”: "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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The gales of November: I’m coming early. You’d better not have a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty

My good and true ass:
The Edmund Fitzgerald, a freighter, floating in Lake Superior.
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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The world if there were no filibuster, according to Mike Johnson:
“The world if…” meme, a futuristic cityscape full of green spaces and joy
November 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I’ve still got the touch, though.
Text exchange. From me: Fuck you and fuck your bullshit ai graphics From them: You have successfully opted out of messages from America First Works Inc. You will receive no further messages.
November 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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A Pair of Implant Grade Titanium Sparkle Bali Arc Internally Threaded Nipple Barbell for $67.95
November 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Dudes rock
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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A political ad designed and generated entirely using some kind of genAI. It’s unclear to me what I’m supposed to do based on this text and the accompanying image.

Are we voting for NJ officials in GA? What are America Last candidates? Are the liberals trying to scare me the ones who sent this text?
A text message that reads: Vampires and ghouls might be spooky, but we promise America Last candidates winning New Jersey is a lot scarier. Early voting is available through tomorrow. Find you early voting location here: https://mvp.sos.ga.gov/s/. advanced-voting-location-information Stop=End The weird ai generated image has two skeletons holding scythes at a table or maybe some kind of drop box with a picture of a red check mark on top. The text in the image reads: DONT LET THE LIBERALS SCARE YOU
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Bullpen carts are back, baby!
October 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Neil Patrick Harris in Starship Troopers touching the bug and saying “it’s afraid.”
October 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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“Women don’t like the vehicle.”
Biff Tannen’s black car covered in manure in Back to the Future.
October 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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maaaaan
"The evangelical gospel in and of itself is problematic. Because it is based on individual salvation. It is based on just getting to the other side. Because of that, there's a high view of orthodoxy, high view of orthopraxy, and zero view of orthopathy—there's no empathy for complex, nuanced narratives."
October 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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LFG
Leftover pasta on a blue plate with a scrambled egg and spinach and mushrooms.
October 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Hope I’ve done this right
Leftover pasta in a skillet with a scrambled egg.
October 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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GUESS WHAT
A takeout dish full of leftover pasta and sausage with red sauce.
October 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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MrBeast tweet: This blew up
September 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Doctor I trust more than rfk jr.
Black and white portrait of Dr J in his Sixers uniform
September 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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“The Gang Mocks The Gods”
September 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Bart Simpson: what an odd thing to say.
September 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Four panel Simpsons meme. Super Nintendo Chalmers: You found bullets engraved with “transgender ideology” unfired inside a gun belonging to the unidentified suspect? Principal Skinner labeled as “FBI”: Yes. Chalmers: May I see them? Skinner: No.
September 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Is that right?
George Clinton giving you the side eye.
September 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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September, you sultry minx
Screenshot of weather app that shows the current temp in my area of Georgia is 60F.
September 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Three guys in a bar toasting comically large glasses of whiskey.
September 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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is…is the president wearing an Edgar suit?
I’ll tell you something right now. I know Donald, and that wasn’t Donald. It’s like something was wearing Donald. Like a…like a suit. A Donald suit.
September 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM