JP Prince
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JP Prince
@jpprince.bsky.social
Author. Cat dad. Balatro Completionist++

Debut novel “The Mess” coming Fall 2025
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I wrote a novel! It comes out sometime this Fall. You can read a synopsis and get on the “notify me” list at jpprince.com
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My books cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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My main hobbies
October 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Lil Jon voice
October 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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If you've prepared your patch properly, by now your pumpkins should be:
- humming slightly
- levitating a little
- visited nightly by dark fairies
- sinking their vines into other plants to drain them of energy
- murmering dark incantations to the elder gods
October 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Dear valued customer,

Your Magitek Armor insurance renewal is pre-approved! Please remit 4,000 gil within 14 days to avoid a lapse in coverage.

𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲
𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘳, 𝘸𝘦 𝘰𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘴
October 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I FORGOT ABOUT EHRGEIZ
Brenna calls her Bluetooth headphones her "ear guys" which makes me think immediately of this
September 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Bluesky in one screenshot.
September 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m at Boxworks (an enterprise content management conference).

Watching a main stage demo of a fictional tech company's document management workflows.

The name of this fictional for-demo-purposes-only company?

Initech.
September 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Her: penny for your thoughts?

My thoughts:

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マリンバ3重奏「ぬいぐるみたちの天国と地獄」"Orpheus in the Underworld"Teddy bears Marimba trio
YouTube video by 嶋崎雄斗
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September 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I feel like he’s getting at something, I just can’t quite tell what it is.

youtu.be/30L8WMkNYBk?...
Johnny Gill - Rub You The Right Way (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by JohnnyGillVEVO
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September 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Man, I would visit Columbus so much more often if we had passenger rail.

It’s like they refuse to acknowledge the existence of cities.
There have been multiple proposals for passenger rail for the diagonal between Cincy, Columbus and Cleveland, but this is a state with a GOP supermajority in its government and the hate against public transportation is strong
tim.ink Tim 🌟 @tim.ink · Aug 31
And damn does that stretch between Columbus and Cincinnati need a rail line. You wouldn’t even need to flatten the ground - just lay it next to 71.
August 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Recently listened to a playlist I made in 2011, can confirm I am no longer that person.

Felt meh about most of the tracks. Not even any nostalgia, just a lot of “why did I like these things in the first place?”
August 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Cal the Cat watches as I make a cocktail.
August 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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these are the five types of elemental damage
August 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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August 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
The two genders
July 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Actual footage of me eating my partially reheated CookUnity dinner while standing up at my kitchen island.
I was cruelly denied my bacchanal sweaty chicken feast yesterday due to the Tuesday special selling out, but I rectified that tonight!

The store had (regular price) rotisserie chicken and I just demolished a quarter of it
July 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I know it’s 3 years old now, but the first episode of Stranger Things 4 covers a truly insane amount of ground in 75 minutes.

A masterclass in ensemble cast storytelling.
July 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Those are some Final Fantasy BBEG final form ass clouds.
Today in "Oh those clouds don't look ominous at ALL"
June 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Timeline synergy
June 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky
June 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Important context for these unprecedented times.
A Meticulous Analysis of History
YouTube video by Swalka1991
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June 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Everybody talk about:
pop tulips! 🌷🖤
May 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM