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JP Prince
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Author. Cat dad. Balatro Completionist++

Debut novel “The Mess” coming Fall 2025
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Lil Jon voice
A yellow crosswalk sign, on which someone has inexplicably spray painted “OH K”
October 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Cat reading a paper. He’s wearing a little suit. He’s clearly forgotten something. Probably EHRGEIZ.
September 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Bluesky in one screenshot.
A screenshot from the Bluesky platform. Two skeets are shown: one about a ground invasion of Gaza, and the other a fun joke about gummy bears.
September 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Cal the Cat watches as I make a cocktail.
A dirty-white Maine Coon sits atop the fridge, arms folded. He looks skeptical. But then again, he always looks skeptical.
August 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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The two genders
A vertical sign advertising two food offerings For $12: Hot Dog For $16: Hot Dog with Chips
July 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Timeline synergy
Bluesky timeline screenshot jam says: “In bad news, at the beach today I tried to sunscreen my own back and you’ll never guess what happened next” Ceej says: “(at the beech) oh my god this guy will not stop waving”
June 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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To the tune of “Carry On Wayward Son”
A flyer with the heading “pay as you can local vegetables”
May 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Let him cook!
My cat, Apollo, sitting on top of the stove. He is very orange and very nonplussed.
May 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I… um. I don’t, uh… what is this?
A email I received from “Enfield Council” The body of the email reads: “Dear john puss, Tree problem – Any other tree problem Thank you for contacting Enfield Council. If you need to contact us further regarding this matter, your reference number is: 101001534253. Kind Regards, Enfield Council”
May 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Physicists said it wasn’t possible. He’s achieved peak comfy.
A very comfy white Maine coon lying on the end of a bed.
May 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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♫ one of these things is not like
the other one ♫
The suggested search terms for “passion fruit vs” — it’s most normal stuff, except for one suggestion, “passion fruit juice and diabetes”
May 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Sweet victory at last.
May 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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… like instead of the marshmallow?
Gizmodo article with title: “New Twist on Famous Marshmallow Test: What Happens When You Add a Second Kid?”
May 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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He’s always watching…
May 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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For more on this breaking news story, we go live to our on-site correspondent, Sade.
Screenshot of an AP headline: “US airports report smooth operations as new Real ID requirement takes effect.”
May 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Wtf am I looking at here
The cover image a Newsweek article. The in headline is “India strikes Pakistan to avenge a terrorist attack,” but the image looks like a badly mangled photoshop job or perhaps a bad AI-generated image.
May 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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If you see this
Post your getaway vehicle
Lowly Worm from Richard Scarry in his apple car. The wheels are tiny, but it has a badass leaf as a spoiler
May 3, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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Keeping things simple* this evening with an old fashioned.

*pun intended
April 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Making one of my favorites tonight since I had then ingredients.

“Psycho Killer”

It’s a Dead Rabbit recipe, and extremely well balanced. I’ll link to the recipe.

Come for the blood red color, stay for the perfect balance of flavors. I’ve tried subbing ingredients and it never, ever works.
A picture of a cocktail in a Nick & Nora glass. The cocktail is orangeish red, and there are cacao nibs floating on top (that’s my addition, since I think of it as a Halloween cocktail). Behind the cocktail are the bottles used in the recipe.
April 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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When you see this, post a vampire
Brian Johnson, professional vampire
April 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Same.
My cats, Apollo (Orange) and Cal (Evil). They’re sitting in the tub for some reason, gently touching paws, and looking at me like I’m the asshole.
April 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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A dnd combat scene. A succubus hangs in the air on a riser as a Dragonborn sorcerer with mirror image activated stands near an ensorcelled ranger. It’s all very cool.
April 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Made a special cocktail for my dnd campaign finale.

“THE LADY”

Named after current BBEG, climactic battle concluding tonight. Two beloved NPCs already dead.
A pink cocktail in a coupe, entire surface covered with a dehydrated slice of grapefruit. You know, because presentation.
April 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Wooooahhh, DOUBLE Duran.

Full on....

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
A screenshot of a google search result for "Union of the Snake," which Google has inexplicably attributed to the band "Double Duran"
April 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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How I arrived on Bluesky
The little worm in the apple car (no not that one) from Richard Scarry
April 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM