Paul Barber 🇨🇦🌈
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I'm unique, just like everyone else
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the knitters too. this is the top pattern on ravelry right now
January 19, 2026 at 4:40 AM
the knitters too. this is the top pattern on ravelry right now
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The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 AM
The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
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If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.
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We’re visiting a high-school friend of my wife and LOOK AT THIS PAINTING HER DAUGHTER DID
January 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
We’re visiting a high-school friend of my wife and LOOK AT THIS PAINTING HER DAUGHTER DID
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WHAT WAS ACTUALLY HAPPENING was my child was the boss of a homework ring where they matched people willing to pay for homework with those willing to do it
My child’s cut, for doing ZERO HOMEWORK, was 90%
I didn’t know whether to punish them or take notes
My child’s cut, for doing ZERO HOMEWORK, was 90%
I didn’t know whether to punish them or take notes
January 17, 2026 at 8:34 PM
WHAT WAS ACTUALLY HAPPENING was my child was the boss of a homework ring where they matched people willing to pay for homework with those willing to do it
My child’s cut, for doing ZERO HOMEWORK, was 90%
I didn’t know whether to punish them or take notes
My child’s cut, for doing ZERO HOMEWORK, was 90%
I didn’t know whether to punish them or take notes
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The classy move would have been to give Machado the FIFA Peace Prize in return.
January 16, 2026 at 11:07 AM
The classy move would have been to give Machado the FIFA Peace Prize in return.
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The fire dept is coming to burn down a house on my coworkers property at 7:00 and apparently there are a shitload of books on there... we're on a mission from god
January 16, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The fire dept is coming to burn down a house on my coworkers property at 7:00 and apparently there are a shitload of books on there... we're on a mission from god
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Newsom press account for the win 🤣
January 16, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Newsom press account for the win 🤣
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History is making fun of us
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
History is making fun of us
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Terribly uncanny how relevant this is to today.
January 16, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Terribly uncanny how relevant this is to today.
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If I were Trump, I'd have another look at "his" Nobel Peace Prize.
January 16, 2026 at 5:29 PM
If I were Trump, I'd have another look at "his" Nobel Peace Prize.
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It's truly difficult to think of a more pathetic picture than this in American presidential history.
January 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
It's truly difficult to think of a more pathetic picture than this in American presidential history.
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And you can’t take that to the bank.
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
And you can’t take that to the bank.
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Did you know that 109 years ago the U.S. signed agreement to never interfere with Denmark’s rule over Greenland in exchange for Denmark selling the U.S. the Virgin Islands for $25 million in gold? stthomassource.com/content/2025...
Trump, Vance Violating Greenland-DWI Agreement, Virgin Islanders Say
The White House is violating a 109-year-old agreement to not interfere with Denmark’s rule over Greenland, a vital precursor to the United States acquiring the Danish West Indies, St. Croix civil righ...
stthomassource.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Did you know that 109 years ago the U.S. signed agreement to never interfere with Denmark’s rule over Greenland in exchange for Denmark selling the U.S. the Virgin Islands for $25 million in gold? stthomassource.com/content/2025...
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The climax of the film features them having to break the undocumented migrant out of ICE detention when he gets grabbed.
the best 2020s espionage black comedy is about the construction crew on the White House ballroom gradually realising that they're *all* spies from different countries, except for one undocumented immigrant who has to teach them how to do things
January 14, 2026 at 4:32 AM
The climax of the film features them having to break the undocumented migrant out of ICE detention when he gets grabbed.
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Putting this review in a frame 😘
January 14, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Putting this review in a frame 😘
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That's the third secret option: hyperspace makes you a Welsh speaker
January 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
That's the third secret option: hyperspace makes you a Welsh speaker
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He did it. He actually did it.
January 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
He did it. He actually did it.
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Martin Peterson's creative response to being banned from teaching Plato (shared with his permission).
January 8, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Martin Peterson's creative response to being banned from teaching Plato (shared with his permission).
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And a Happy David Bowie Day to all those who celebrate that too!
January 8, 2026 at 11:18 AM
And a Happy David Bowie Day to all those who celebrate that too!
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This is what living in the year 2026 should look like this is the coolest shit I’ve ever seen
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
This is what living in the year 2026 should look like this is the coolest shit I’ve ever seen
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Trump's actions devalue the FIFA peace prize.
January 3, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Trump's actions devalue the FIFA peace prize.
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An excellent example of how lazy English speakers ignore diacritics at their peril
REMEMBER
Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year
Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole
Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year
Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole
January 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
An excellent example of how lazy English speakers ignore diacritics at their peril