Joss Hendren
@jossonline.bsky.social
my husband says my posts are good
he/him, 30, Toronto
baseball/critical role/hey riddle riddle/D20/Minecraft/being gay/taskmaster/cat pics/weed/food/gym/description overthinking
Aotearoa New Zealand is home
he/him, 30, Toronto
baseball/critical role/hey riddle riddle/D20/Minecraft/being gay/taskmaster/cat pics/weed/food/gym/description overthinking
Aotearoa New Zealand is home
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Toronto peeps!! Go check out this super cute market!! Great for Christmas Gifts!
Next up is my own market this Saturday! The Maybe Market is organized by me and Tory Woollcott with sporadic help from a few others. I thought maybe I’d start a little thread with all the vendor spotlights I’m posting to IG.
#toronto #holidaymarket #themaybemarket
#toronto #holidaymarket #themaybemarket
December 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Toronto peeps!! Go check out this super cute market!! Great for Christmas Gifts!
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I should call her
June 9, 2024 at 11:09 AM
I should call her
old people are sad because they can't run up the stairs on all fours anymore
December 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
old people are sad because they can't run up the stairs on all fours anymore
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Dexy’s Chris Midnight Runners
December 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dexy’s Chris Midnight Runners
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you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
January 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
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How can I not be a cannibal when that bussy tastes so good
December 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
How can I not be a cannibal when that bussy tastes so good
50 Cent is signing bottles of his new one hundred dollar cognac at my store today, gonna be a real normal one
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
50 Cent is signing bottles of his new one hundred dollar cognac at my store today, gonna be a real normal one
Go tell a manager, we hate this shit too
Just when you thought things couldn't get worse they started saying "welcome in" at stores
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Go tell a manager, we hate this shit too
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happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI.
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow!
ALTMAN: Exactly.
FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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As someone who used to work in that industry, please ***** more.
More than 1 in 4 self-checkout shoppers admit they've stolen: Survey
More than 1 in 4 self-checkout shoppers admit they’ve stolen: Survey
More than a third of self-checkout thieves see the kiosks as “unpaid work” so taking small items “feels like compensation.”
ktla.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
As someone who used to work in that industry, please ***** more.
that one that's like "fuck you dude I ate all your peaches" or whatever, I love poetry
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
that one that's like "fuck you dude I ate all your peaches" or whatever, I love poetry
#CriticalRoleSpoilers Robbie Daymond using a "how do you want to do this?" to describe killing someone thrown over a castle wall as a quick and clean neck snap rather than something graphic is great storytelling
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
#CriticalRoleSpoilers Robbie Daymond using a "how do you want to do this?" to describe killing someone thrown over a castle wall as a quick and clean neck snap rather than something graphic is great storytelling
This is my ringing endorsement of The Mighty Nein, watch this show
@voiceofobrien.bsky.social hey man what the hell why you gotta make it so sad
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This is my ringing endorsement of The Mighty Nein, watch this show
@voiceofobrien.bsky.social hey man what the hell why you gotta make it so sad
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
@voiceofobrien.bsky.social hey man what the hell why you gotta make it so sad
Thousand yard stares from Buffy fans around the world
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Thousand yard stares from Buffy fans around the world
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avg linkedin user like "i'm happy to announce i'm starting a new position as part of the how to kill superman by blocking out the sun research team at luthorcorp" & the comments are all goons from similar branches of the legion of doom going "omg congratulations 🎉"
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
avg linkedin user like "i'm happy to announce i'm starting a new position as part of the how to kill superman by blocking out the sun research team at luthorcorp" & the comments are all goons from similar branches of the legion of doom going "omg congratulations 🎉"
I didn't feel like eating at all yesterday but I forced myself to go out and get a sandwich at like 7pm, now I have food poisoning!
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I didn't feel like eating at all yesterday but I forced myself to go out and get a sandwich at like 7pm, now I have food poisoning!
It's getting to the cold where bic lighters simply stop working outside
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It's getting to the cold where bic lighters simply stop working outside
The company I just started working retail with posted a job in head office that I would be so perfect for (and that pays twice as much). It's been a while since I've been hopeful about a job. Maybe applying internally will be how I beat the job market
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The company I just started working retail with posted a job in head office that I would be so perfect for (and that pays twice as much). It's been a while since I've been hopeful about a job. Maybe applying internally will be how I beat the job market
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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My husband and I have been trying to scare each other with the June Squibb cutout he got me for my bday
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
My husband and I have been trying to scare each other with the June Squibb cutout he got me for my bday
Black Friday used to be like the Hunger Games but we've moved away from that - not because society has gotten better but because the rewards are worse. We're too deep into late-stage capitalism for the Hunger Games
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Black Friday used to be like the Hunger Games but we've moved away from that - not because society has gotten better but because the rewards are worse. We're too deep into late-stage capitalism for the Hunger Games