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@paolokagaoan.bsky.social
Salesman, estranged cat uncle, movie watcher. Critic and editor at In The Seats, former critic at National Post.
QSkeets aren’t dunks mostly.
And always remember, Free Palestine.
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QSkeets aren’t dunks mostly.
And always remember, Free Palestine.
https://www.paypal.me/paolokagaoan
Tate McRae getting robbed of a Critics Choice Below The Line Shortlist placement this year 😭
November 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Tate McRae getting robbed of a Critics Choice Below The Line Shortlist placement this year 😭
I know I’ll flop at both but which one lol
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I know I’ll flop at both but which one lol
Job hunting today and LinkedIn is telling me to train AI I wish I was John hunting instead.
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Job hunting today and LinkedIn is telling me to train AI I wish I was John hunting instead.
So happy with this new assignment that I don’t have to watch badly lit Netflix slop for maybe a day.
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
So happy with this new assignment that I don’t have to watch badly lit Netflix slop for maybe a day.
I’m curious as to who the Canadian billionaire is.
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’m curious as to who the Canadian billionaire is.
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
This weekend’s binge watch is A Man on the Inside, and this season shows Ted Danson hilariously investigating a stolen laptop and finding more. Available on @netflix.com. More on #tv at @intheseats.bsky.social.
intheseats.ca/here-to-help...
intheseats.ca/here-to-help...
Here to Help: Our Review of ‘A Man on the Inside Season 2’ - In The Seats
The second season of A Man on the Inside has Charles Nieuwendyk (Ted Danson) investigating a new, juicy case.
intheseats.ca
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This weekend’s binge watch is A Man on the Inside, and this season shows Ted Danson hilariously investigating a stolen laptop and finding more. Available on @netflix.com. More on #tv at @intheseats.bsky.social.
intheseats.ca/here-to-help...
intheseats.ca/here-to-help...
Walking to the clinic
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Walking to the clinic
I’ve only had sex four times in the past two months?!
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’ve only had sex four times in the past two months?!
If 4547 like Mamdani more than MTG and Zelenskyy I have one question followed up by one more, etc,
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If 4547 like Mamdani more than MTG and Zelenskyy I have one question followed up by one more, etc,
An intern is having fun on their last day.
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
An intern is having fun on their last day.
Now that Paolo Perfeccion exists I’m changing my name to Paolo Medioccre.
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Now that Paolo Perfeccion exists I’m changing my name to Paolo Medioccre.
The things I could say if I didn’t have an NDA.
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The things I could say if I didn’t have an NDA.
The things I can say about my day job that adapted AI that broke down days later.
i’m laughing but honestly it’s sad how much the government is pushing this largely useless and materially harmful technology in the false hope it delivers productivity benefits.
mark carney wants companies to adopt generative AI, but only 2% are seeing a return on investment. this cannot last.
mark carney wants companies to adopt generative AI, but only 2% are seeing a return on investment. this cannot last.
Just 2% of Canadian businesses got return on generative AI investments, survey shows
KPMG poll finds only a handful of businesses seeing benefits from technology despite widespread adoption
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The things I can say about my day job that adapted AI that broke down days later.
How have I eaten three bowls of cereal and am still hungry.
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
How have I eaten three bowls of cereal and am still hungry.
Cloudfare is back up after two hours and yet Grindr is still shit.
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Cloudfare is back up after two hours and yet Grindr is still shit.
Letterboxd is down and I can’t afford a notebook 😭
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Letterboxd is down and I can’t afford a notebook 😭
“Why are people in Bluesky talking about Scorsese and why is Starz doing a retro on him”. Oh.
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
“Why are people in Bluesky talking about Scorsese and why is Starz doing a retro on him”. Oh.
I would have given that Republican my holy water*.
*my douche water.
*my douche water.
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I would have given that Republican my holy water*.
*my douche water.
*my douche water.
I compensate for not having a beard by getting fucked by people with beards. Because I’m normal.
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I compensate for not having a beard by getting fucked by people with beards. Because I’m normal.
Again doubting my own taste levels when it comes to shows (I prefer trash).
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Again doubting my own taste levels when it comes to shows (I prefer trash).
A refugee in Canada does whatever it takes to keep his boyfriend from deportation in We’ll Find Happiness, which I saw as part of Cinefranco this weekend. More on #film at @intheseats.bsky.social.
intheseats.ca/cinefranco-2...
intheseats.ca/cinefranco-2...
Cinefranco 2025: Our Review of ‘We Will Find Happiness' - In The Seats
Yes, We Will Find Happiness still has the deportation part of the plot, but thankfully this film isn't a total downer.
intheseats.ca
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A refugee in Canada does whatever it takes to keep his boyfriend from deportation in We’ll Find Happiness, which I saw as part of Cinefranco this weekend. More on #film at @intheseats.bsky.social.
intheseats.ca/cinefranco-2...
intheseats.ca/cinefranco-2...
Top five film genres:
- an innocent man in the middle of a war that destroys him
- a concert, preferably one with Beyonce in it
- a room where white people, mostly men are yelling
- a daddy and a twink solves crimes in the city
- people from different backgrounds join the resistance
- an innocent man in the middle of a war that destroys him
- a concert, preferably one with Beyonce in it
- a room where white people, mostly men are yelling
- a daddy and a twink solves crimes in the city
- people from different backgrounds join the resistance
Top five film genres:
-the most gorgeous melodrama / noir you've ever seen
-mean-spirited gore-soaked existential dread (italian)
-70's horror movie where nothing happens (positive)
-heist / crime drama where everybody is just so sweaty/scarred
-weird little guys
-the most gorgeous melodrama / noir you've ever seen
-mean-spirited gore-soaked existential dread (italian)
-70's horror movie where nothing happens (positive)
-heist / crime drama where everybody is just so sweaty/scarred
-weird little guys
Top five film genres:
- pre-WW2 Hollywood comedy where plot’s tertiary at best, all vibes
- French or Italians lookin’ fabulous, talkin’ sophisticated
- your dad loves this movie & now that you’re 50 so do you
- porn is art when it’s softcore & everyone dresses nice
- L.A. Rebellion
- pre-WW2 Hollywood comedy where plot’s tertiary at best, all vibes
- French or Italians lookin’ fabulous, talkin’ sophisticated
- your dad loves this movie & now that you’re 50 so do you
- porn is art when it’s softcore & everyone dresses nice
- L.A. Rebellion
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Top five film genres:
- an innocent man in the middle of a war that destroys him
- a concert, preferably one with Beyonce in it
- a room where white people, mostly men are yelling
- a daddy and a twink solves crimes in the city
- people from different backgrounds join the resistance
- an innocent man in the middle of a war that destroys him
- a concert, preferably one with Beyonce in it
- a room where white people, mostly men are yelling
- a daddy and a twink solves crimes in the city
- people from different backgrounds join the resistance