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@paolokagaoan.bsky.social
Salesman, estranged cat uncle, movie watcher. Critic and editor at In The Seats, former critic at National Post.
QSkeets aren’t dunks mostly.
And always remember, Free Palestine.
https://www.paypal.me/paolokagaoan
QSkeets aren’t dunks mostly.
And always remember, Free Palestine.
https://www.paypal.me/paolokagaoan
I know I’ll flop at both but which one lol
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I know I’ll flop at both but which one lol
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
I’ve only had sex four times in the past two months?!
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’ve only had sex four times in the past two months?!
An intern is having fun on their last day.
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
An intern is having fun on their last day.
Now that Paolo Perfeccion exists I’m changing my name to Paolo Medioccre.
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Now that Paolo Perfeccion exists I’m changing my name to Paolo Medioccre.
Toronto you are balding
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Toronto you are balding
Hoping for no more wars.
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Hoping for no more wars.
There’s snow on the ground
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
There’s snow on the ground
Anytime Arsenal is mentioned
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Anytime Arsenal is mentioned
Oldest selfie on your phone
(What happened to those pants?!)
(What happened to those pants?!)
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone
(What happened to those pants?!)
(What happened to those pants?!)
Still proud of this team
November 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Still proud of this team
Let’s go Blue Cheese (wait what?!)
November 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Let’s go Blue Cheese (wait what?!)
Best First-Time Watches of October 2025:
1. THE FACE OF ANOTHER
2. TAIPEI STORY
3. LILYA 4-EVER
4. LEILA AND THE WOLVES
5. REDLINE
1. THE FACE OF ANOTHER
2. TAIPEI STORY
3. LILYA 4-EVER
4. LEILA AND THE WOLVES
5. REDLINE
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Best First-Time Watches of October 2025:
1. THE FACE OF ANOTHER
2. TAIPEI STORY
3. LILYA 4-EVER
4. LEILA AND THE WOLVES
5. REDLINE
1. THE FACE OF ANOTHER
2. TAIPEI STORY
3. LILYA 4-EVER
4. LEILA AND THE WOLVES
5. REDLINE
Watching more Criterion this month than I have in the past months.
October 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Watching more Criterion this month than I have in the past months.
Getting ;7,&3; in the -:: in two hours so I can only watch six innings of this go Jays.
October 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Getting ;7,&3; in the -:: in two hours so I can only watch six innings of this go Jays.
I feel like a poseur wearing this but I’m here to support my husbands.
October 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I feel like a poseur wearing this but I’m here to support my husbands.
Guess the film
October 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Guess the film
Could have been on time for my own birthday snack but I had to go work out first so I’ll be twenty five minutes late.
October 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Could have been on time for my own birthday snack but I had to go work out first so I’ll be twenty five minutes late.
The worst part is is that I’m also inconsistent in bed.
October 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The worst part is is that I’m also inconsistent in bed.