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Joss Hendren
@jossonline.bsky.social
my husband says my posts are good

he/him, 30, Toronto

baseball/critical role/hey riddle riddle/D20/Minecraft/being gay/taskmaster/cat pics/weed/food/gym/description overthinking

Aotearoa New Zealand is home
The company I just started working retail with posted a job in head office that I would be so perfect for (and that pays twice as much). It's been a while since I've been hopeful about a job. Maybe applying internally will be how I beat the job market
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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My husband and I have been trying to scare each other with the June Squibb cutout he got me for my bday
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Black Friday used to be like the Hunger Games but we've moved away from that - not because society has gotten better but because the rewards are worse. We're too deep into late-stage capitalism for the Hunger Games
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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canadians be like
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You haven't really worked retail until you've secured a bandage on your finger with half a roll of sticky tape
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Awesome day at the STAND UP FOR TRANS KIDS rally. We utterly condemn the government’s ban on puberty blockers (GnRH analogues) for trans youth. Puberty blockers are life-saving medicine, supported by medical experts, and are already a compromise for many trans youth.
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Sometimes if I ID a white woman and she seems annoyed I'll queen it up like "because your skincare routine is working", they love that shit
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I'm working in retail for Christmas after being unemployed for like 6 months, so get ready for my posting frequency to skyrocket
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I havent been alerted to any MILFs in my area lately, the cost of living crisis must have forced them all to move out of town. I hope the milfs are being treated well in their new lives.
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It won't be Christmas until I hear Lea Michele aggressively whisper it in the Glee Last Christmas cover
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.

Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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My ancient scrolls are still relevant in modern times, it seems
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
October 20, 2024 at 7:00 AM
I'm at a work training thing for a holiday retail position and they have us tasting wines, it's 11 on a Monday morning
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I really need a job where doing bits is helpful to my career and not a massive hindrance. No I will not stop doing bits.
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I don't love the way this white woman is talking about alcoholics and shoplifters!
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
what up gang i'm being vulnerable and posting a minecraft video i made, first time i've edited something in davinci resolve after over a decade in premiere pro and i'm pretty proud of myself, anyway i hope greg tech new horizons sky finds this
Greg Tech Noob Horizons | Episode 1
YouTube video by JossDotJpg
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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When you don't have time for the full freakout
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I'd last like 30 minutes in the Pluribus hive mind before getting kicked out for clogging the channel with Pyjama Sam fan theories
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Watching the first episode of the new Vince Gilligan show
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM