Josh Becker
Josh Becker
@joshy3.bsky.social
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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As a cultural Catholic* I am absolutely delighted by Leo’s hammering of JD Vance

*I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Never been more disgusted to be a Fire fan. Disgusting behavior from our “fans”. Really makes me question the deposit I put down for the new stadium #cf97
November 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Zinckernagle & Cuypers apparently crushing steaks together & Orlando’s defense
October 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
1) that ball was 100% over the line for Vancouver
2) what a build up leading to Müller's goal. So patient, so calm. I kept thinking they were wasting their last chance to get the winner.. what a goal. #ORLvVAN
October 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Cannot believe I stayed home and missed the Jack Elliott Hat Trick Game! #cf97
October 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
in a dark world, a light shines anew
MATES is back. New episodes of Mike and Tom Eat Snacks coming soon!
August 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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In a week, I quadrupled my productivity at work. How? With a few simple AI prompts, I was able to completely change my approach to perspective. Here’s what I asked:

1. Who directed the movie “Ted”?
2. Why did they never make a “Ted 2”?
3. Wait WHAT, really!?
4. What temperature is cottage cheese
August 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The sounds I just made while celebrating the fire going up with 2 minutes left while not waking sleeping children… #cf97
August 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Guti is maturing. He wanted to leave a foot in that challenge, after taking a hard (but fair) challenge seconds before, and pulled out at the last moment. And then Zinck scores moments later! #cf97
August 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
So frustrating when the commentary team can't figure out what VAR was checking. I saw Klaus' handball (or not! it looked like it live but they didn't show a single replay of it) when it happened at midfield. #CHIvSTL
August 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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July 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t
June 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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April 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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PASS OF THE WEEK AND FACE OF THE WEEK IN THE SAME CLIP???

THIS IS IT!! THIS IS MY THESIS!!!
April 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It is unfathomable to me how that was not a penalty for Portland. Holy cow. #mls
March 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Dean got clearly tripped trying to get across the box. Nothing?! #cf97
February 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Happy "learning what ads we'll be watching on MLS season pass for the next 10 months" to all those who celebrate
February 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Seven years ago I wrote a holiday-themed version of “Killing In The Name Of” that RATM could release as a Christmas single. They haven’t recorded it yet but I haven’t given up hope that someday they will
December 23, 2024 at 6:29 AM
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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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Chicago Marathon lottery day, you know what that means
December 12, 2024 at 2:46 PM
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Matt Eberflus won’t see your mean tweets about how he deserved to lose his job, but your friends who are somehow advancing up the career ladder despite a lack of qualifications or noticeable achievements will.
November 29, 2024 at 5:41 PM