@joshfuton.bsky.social
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In the coldest of winters, it was the hater inside that kept you warm
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
In the coldest of winters, it was the hater inside that kept you warm
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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If your commander goes completely nuts and tells you to shoot a detainee who's not in combat, is in a detention center, and isn't posing any threat, a junior service member is supposed to recognize that as an unlawful order and refuse to follow it, not presume legality.
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If your commander goes completely nuts and tells you to shoot a detainee who's not in combat, is in a detention center, and isn't posing any threat, a junior service member is supposed to recognize that as an unlawful order and refuse to follow it, not presume legality.
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The Great Outdoor Fight is maybe my favorite story arc in all of webcomics
three days! three acres! three thousand men!
three days! three acres! three thousand men!
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The Great Outdoor Fight is maybe my favorite story arc in all of webcomics
three days! three acres! three thousand men!
three days! three acres! three thousand men!
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dracula going to see an early movie and the second he sees the train coming at the viewer he’s already into his dodge animations. shadow-stepping backwards, discorporating into a swarm of bats and flying to a different seat. people all pissed off at his mist fucking up their rolls’ i-frame timing
100 years ago or whatever, when movies first came to screen, early audiences mistook the experience for VR simulator training for their favorite activities of the time, such as train dodging
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
dracula going to see an early movie and the second he sees the train coming at the viewer he’s already into his dodge animations. shadow-stepping backwards, discorporating into a swarm of bats and flying to a different seat. people all pissed off at his mist fucking up their rolls’ i-frame timing
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these people are terrified of their shadows and are scared of using power. i want revenge. there's not even a calculus to be had.
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
these people are terrified of their shadows and are scared of using power. i want revenge. there's not even a calculus to be had.
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you ever just sit down and cut loose an absolutely enormous fart
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
you ever just sit down and cut loose an absolutely enormous fart
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The perfect New England holiday item doesn't exi–
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The perfect New England holiday item doesn't exi–
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Replace the B-52 with the Leviathan guy and then it is more clear what the stakes are. Yes, you are voting for who has a monopoly on violence. What did you think you were doing?
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Replace the B-52 with the Leviathan guy and then it is more clear what the stakes are. Yes, you are voting for who has a monopoly on violence. What did you think you were doing?
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if you want to view paradise, simply cow around and tool it
December 30, 2024 at 1:05 PM
if you want to view paradise, simply cow around and tool it
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always remember: Terry Pratchett said trans rights
this book was written in 1996 by a 48 year old British man and no cis person in 2025 has a single goddamn excuse to behave differently
this book was written in 1996 by a 48 year old British man and no cis person in 2025 has a single goddamn excuse to behave differently
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
always remember: Terry Pratchett said trans rights
this book was written in 1996 by a 48 year old British man and no cis person in 2025 has a single goddamn excuse to behave differently
this book was written in 1996 by a 48 year old British man and no cis person in 2025 has a single goddamn excuse to behave differently
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Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay, for Trans Day of Remembrance
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay, for Trans Day of Remembrance
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It annoys me when nominal support for LGBT rights is used instrumentally to push for clout or unrelated goals. But I *really* hate it when it’s treated as basically a cringe bourgeois affectation, whether it be the right, left, or center that’s pulling out that old canard.
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It annoys me when nominal support for LGBT rights is used instrumentally to push for clout or unrelated goals. But I *really* hate it when it’s treated as basically a cringe bourgeois affectation, whether it be the right, left, or center that’s pulling out that old canard.
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this is great fucking messaging? especially for rapid response. good job
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
this is great fucking messaging? especially for rapid response. good job
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🪐Children of Strife 🪐 Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social
The only spiders I would like in my bookshelf are these ones. Problem is, then I become emotionally attached to them but hey ho, I'm looking forward to Kern's rivals 💜
Publishes March 2026
#Gifted by
@panmacnews.bsky.social
The only spiders I would like in my bookshelf are these ones. Problem is, then I become emotionally attached to them but hey ho, I'm looking forward to Kern's rivals 💜
Publishes March 2026
#Gifted by
@panmacnews.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
🪐Children of Strife 🪐 Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social
The only spiders I would like in my bookshelf are these ones. Problem is, then I become emotionally attached to them but hey ho, I'm looking forward to Kern's rivals 💜
Publishes March 2026
#Gifted by
@panmacnews.bsky.social
The only spiders I would like in my bookshelf are these ones. Problem is, then I become emotionally attached to them but hey ho, I'm looking forward to Kern's rivals 💜
Publishes March 2026
#Gifted by
@panmacnews.bsky.social
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Not a single one of those pearl clutching morons from last year thought “maybe if you get rich off of people dying from preventable illness you should go to jail forever” but I tell ya, that’s how I’d build my society!
America has given up on punishing the wealthy so hard that god decided to step in and throw submarines, poor quality construction and hunky Italians their way.
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Not a single one of those pearl clutching morons from last year thought “maybe if you get rich off of people dying from preventable illness you should go to jail forever” but I tell ya, that’s how I’d build my society!
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SNAP benefits expire in one week.
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
SNAP benefits expire in one week.
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“It is important to demonstrate that authoritarian gains are not permanent. That liberal society has the will to undo their grotesqueries.
Demolishing the Trump ballroom and restoring the East Wing will be symbolic. But symbolism matters to authoritarians.”
www.thebulwark.com/p/we-will-te...
Demolishing the Trump ballroom and restoring the East Wing will be symbolic. But symbolism matters to authoritarians.”
www.thebulwark.com/p/we-will-te...
We Will Tear Down the Trump Palace Ballroom and Casino
Thinking like a dissident movement.
www.thebulwark.com
October 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“It is important to demonstrate that authoritarian gains are not permanent. That liberal society has the will to undo their grotesqueries.
Demolishing the Trump ballroom and restoring the East Wing will be symbolic. But symbolism matters to authoritarians.”
www.thebulwark.com/p/we-will-te...
Demolishing the Trump ballroom and restoring the East Wing will be symbolic. But symbolism matters to authoritarians.”
www.thebulwark.com/p/we-will-te...
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One of the things that I’ve had the most fun writing.
As a follow-up, I asked @nuclearanthro.bsky.social to investigate what would happen if a deep-sea mining company did actually find one of these lost nukes during operations:
Imagining Worst Case Scenarios: The legacy of nuclear weapons lost at sea.
dsmobserver.com/2019/06/imag...
Imagining Worst Case Scenarios: The legacy of nuclear weapons lost at sea.
dsmobserver.com/2019/06/imag...
October 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of the things that I’ve had the most fun writing.
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As a follow-up, I asked @nuclearanthro.bsky.social to investigate what would happen if a deep-sea mining company did actually find one of these lost nukes during operations:
Imagining Worst Case Scenarios: The legacy of nuclear weapons lost at sea.
dsmobserver.com/2019/06/imag...
Imagining Worst Case Scenarios: The legacy of nuclear weapons lost at sea.
dsmobserver.com/2019/06/imag...
October 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
As a follow-up, I asked @nuclearanthro.bsky.social to investigate what would happen if a deep-sea mining company did actually find one of these lost nukes during operations:
Imagining Worst Case Scenarios: The legacy of nuclear weapons lost at sea.
dsmobserver.com/2019/06/imag...
Imagining Worst Case Scenarios: The legacy of nuclear weapons lost at sea.
dsmobserver.com/2019/06/imag...
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AT&T Long Lines
is one of the most monumental efforts that has zero cultural understanding
is one of the most monumental efforts that has zero cultural understanding
October 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
AT&T Long Lines
is one of the most monumental efforts that has zero cultural understanding
is one of the most monumental efforts that has zero cultural understanding
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YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP
THEY GAVE SAMUS A MOTORCYCLE
THEY GAVE SAMUS A MOTORCYCLE
September 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP
THEY GAVE SAMUS A MOTORCYCLE
THEY GAVE SAMUS A MOTORCYCLE