Josh Colletta (Christmas Remix)
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Host of @uncommonsenseshow.bsky.social, VO artist, former radio DJ, former creative director, hobbyist writer of TV shows that will probably never get produced. For the purposes of Bluesky moderation, I am a journalist.
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Still, it makes more sense than the final season of "Lost."
"Scientologists warn that reading the Xenu story without proper authorization could cause pneumonia."
it's the specificity that makes it hilarious
it's the specificity that makes it hilarious
December 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Still, it makes more sense than the final season of "Lost."
Easiest class action suit that firm will have ever won 🤣
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Easiest class action suit that firm will have ever won 🤣
Some of the more socially conservative people in my life have occasionally been surprised -- not spending much time around me, apparently -- that I find drug humor amusing. Friends, I've been laughing at drug humor since I was a little kid. Ever heard Stan Freberg's fake ads for "Puffed Grass"?
Bang Gunley
YouTube video by Stan Freberg - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Some of the more socially conservative people in my life have occasionally been surprised -- not spending much time around me, apparently -- that I find drug humor amusing. Friends, I've been laughing at drug humor since I was a little kid. Ever heard Stan Freberg's fake ads for "Puffed Grass"?
Yup.
If you are saying universal healthcare *cant* realistically happen with our current political system and economy you should be advocating for revolution to overthrow that system instead of being ok with no universal healthcare
December 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Yup.
And here's the previous one, just for comparison. Took it years ago. I got roughly the same result going all the way back to the mid-2000's (my first election was in 2004), so they've clearly changed their methodology. It's always been overly-simplistic anyway.
December 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
And here's the previous one, just for comparison. Took it years ago. I got roughly the same result going all the way back to the mid-2000's (my first election was in 2004), so they've clearly changed their methodology. It's always been overly-simplistic anyway.
EMILY:
Let's make it count, boys! Let's do the theme song!
JONAH:
Which one? There's, like, twelve.
JOEL:
Uh, I only know the lyrics to Mike's.
Let's make it count, boys! Let's do the theme song!
JONAH:
Which one? There's, like, twelve.
JOEL:
Uh, I only know the lyrics to Mike's.
December 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
EMILY:
Let's make it count, boys! Let's do the theme song!
JONAH:
Which one? There's, like, twelve.
JOEL:
Uh, I only know the lyrics to Mike's.
Let's make it count, boys! Let's do the theme song!
JONAH:
Which one? There's, like, twelve.
JOEL:
Uh, I only know the lyrics to Mike's.
We have a Puppy Bowl game, but when are we going to get a Puppygirl Bowl game? This is a potential revenue stream that someone's missing out on.
December 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
We have a Puppy Bowl game, but when are we going to get a Puppygirl Bowl game? This is a potential revenue stream that someone's missing out on.
Gen Z and Gen Alpha are often surprised to learn that even we elder Millennials used to listen to music on AM radio (remember Radio Disney?) back when the electronic noise on the band wasn't so god-awful. Before LED lights and modern smartphones being everywhere, it was actually quite pleasant.
Why I Don’t Want an SDR Ham Radio
YouTube video by DXCommander
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December 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Gen Z and Gen Alpha are often surprised to learn that even we elder Millennials used to listen to music on AM radio (remember Radio Disney?) back when the electronic noise on the band wasn't so god-awful. Before LED lights and modern smartphones being everywhere, it was actually quite pleasant.
Doesn't really help that literally everything they do contradicts everything that the deity they claim to believe in *told* them to do.
Evangelicals, ostensibly, have the singular task of evangelizing. To that end, they are extraordinarily bad at their one job.
The U.S. is undergoing its fastest religious shift in modern history, marked by a rapid increase in the religiously unaffiliated and numerous church closures nationwide.
December 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Doesn't really help that literally everything they do contradicts everything that the deity they claim to believe in *told* them to do.
With a lover and her mother in the middle of medieval Mexico.
December 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
With a lover and her mother in the middle of medieval Mexico.
To be fair, my style is more "baby i'm-a want you," but maybe i'm-a crazy.
I always assumed "like you want me" is the default mode for titty sucking. I guess there are people out there phoning in the titty sucking but I didn't know it needed a PSA
December 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
To be fair, my style is more "baby i'm-a want you," but maybe i'm-a crazy.
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering?
"I wonder what sort of a tale we've fucked into."
"I wonder what sort of a tale we've fucked into."
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering?
"No, my friends, you do not fucking bow for anyone.
"No, my friends, you do not fucking bow for anyone.
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering?
YOU SHALL NOT FUCKING PASS
YOU SHALL NOT FUCKING PASS
December 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering?
"I wonder what sort of a tale we've fucked into."
"I wonder what sort of a tale we've fucked into."
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
"Qo'noS Roadhouse." Today is a good day to die... for some gagh.
What are you calling it?
"Qo'noS Roadhouse." Today is a good day to die... for some gagh.
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
"Bake it so"
What are you calling it?
"Bake it so"
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
"Where No Flan Has Gone Before"
What are you calling it?
"Where No Flan Has Gone Before"
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.
What are you calling it?
"Qo'noS Roadhouse." Today is a good day to die... for some gagh.
What are you calling it?
"Qo'noS Roadhouse." Today is a good day to die... for some gagh.
SANTA:
Be off, my reindeer, and glide through the heavens as fast as you can go!
BILL:
RIDE TO RUIN AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!!! DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
MIKE & KEVIN:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
BILL:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
MIKE & KEVIN:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
BILL:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
MIKE & KEVIN:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
Be off, my reindeer, and glide through the heavens as fast as you can go!
BILL:
RIDE TO RUIN AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!!! DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
MIKE & KEVIN:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
BILL:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
MIKE & KEVIN:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
BILL:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
MIKE & KEVIN:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
December 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
SANTA:
Be off, my reindeer, and glide through the heavens as fast as you can go!
BILL:
RIDE TO RUIN AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!!! DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
MIKE & KEVIN:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
BILL:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
MIKE & KEVIN:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
BILL:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
MIKE & KEVIN:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
Be off, my reindeer, and glide through the heavens as fast as you can go!
BILL:
RIDE TO RUIN AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!!! DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
MIKE & KEVIN:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
BILL:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
MIKE & KEVIN:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
BILL:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
MIKE & KEVIN:
DEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!
NARRATOR:
Even Russia has a delegation!
MIKE NELSON:
In fact, ALL participants in recent ethnic cleansings are welcome to join the toy-making!
Even Russia has a delegation!
MIKE NELSON:
In fact, ALL participants in recent ethnic cleansings are welcome to join the toy-making!
December 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
NARRATOR:
Even Russia has a delegation!
MIKE NELSON:
In fact, ALL participants in recent ethnic cleansings are welcome to join the toy-making!
Even Russia has a delegation!
MIKE NELSON:
In fact, ALL participants in recent ethnic cleansings are welcome to join the toy-making!
BILL CORBETT:
And because Frosty is a serial adulterer, this big scarlet A.
KEVIN MURPHY:
Eh, close enough, kid; your grandma's pretty blind, anyway.
MIKE NELSON:
Then have Burl Ives breathe his dark gift of life into your creature.
And because Frosty is a serial adulterer, this big scarlet A.
KEVIN MURPHY:
Eh, close enough, kid; your grandma's pretty blind, anyway.
MIKE NELSON:
Then have Burl Ives breathe his dark gift of life into your creature.
December 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
BILL CORBETT:
And because Frosty is a serial adulterer, this big scarlet A.
KEVIN MURPHY:
Eh, close enough, kid; your grandma's pretty blind, anyway.
MIKE NELSON:
Then have Burl Ives breathe his dark gift of life into your creature.
And because Frosty is a serial adulterer, this big scarlet A.
KEVIN MURPHY:
Eh, close enough, kid; your grandma's pretty blind, anyway.
MIKE NELSON:
Then have Burl Ives breathe his dark gift of life into your creature.
Reposted by Josh Colletta (Christmas Remix)
One of the most insufferable things is when people go "uh excuse me ICE AREN'T cops," like no actually they are the quintessence of cops. They are pure concentrated cop, 100% by volume
December 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
One of the most insufferable things is when people go "uh excuse me ICE AREN'T cops," like no actually they are the quintessence of cops. They are pure concentrated cop, 100% by volume
Make a Bond Movie casual
On Her Majesty's Laundry Service
On Her Majesty's Laundry Service
Make a Bond Movie casual
No Lime to Pie
No Lime to Pie
Make a Bond movie casual
THE WORLD IS PLENTY, THANK YOU
THE WORLD IS PLENTY, THANK YOU
December 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Make a Bond Movie casual
On Her Majesty's Laundry Service
On Her Majesty's Laundry Service
Reposted by Josh Colletta (Christmas Remix)
No. Viable. Anti-genocide. Candidate... Jesus.
Talent agent: Thats a hell of an act. What do you call it?
Liberal: The Democrats.
Talent agent: Thats a hell of an act. What do you call it?
Liberal: The Democrats.
December 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
No. Viable. Anti-genocide. Candidate... Jesus.
Talent agent: Thats a hell of an act. What do you call it?
Liberal: The Democrats.
Talent agent: Thats a hell of an act. What do you call it?
Liberal: The Democrats.
Reposted by Josh Colletta (Christmas Remix)
* You can say something like this if someone explicitly picks an unprovoked fight with you, you own their ass, and then they block you. Then you win and may boast about it.
‘if you mute or block me i win’
pretty sure that statement itself makes you a loser.
pretty sure that statement itself makes you a loser.
December 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
* You can say something like this if someone explicitly picks an unprovoked fight with you, you own their ass, and then they block you. Then you win and may boast about it.
Reposted by Josh Colletta (Christmas Remix)
Is Die Hard 12 a Christmas movie?
December 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Is Die Hard 12 a Christmas movie?
Yet another reason why I'm proud to be in the navy.
December 26, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Yet another reason why I'm proud to be in the navy.
"All of this could have been avoided if we'd followed MY plan for a honeymoon: a steak dinner, a glass of Lagavulin whiskey, then vigorous lovemaking for two hours, and we're both asleep by 8:30."
Ron Swanson hates London | Parks and Recreation
YouTube video by Parks and Recreation
www.youtube.com
December 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
"All of this could have been avoided if we'd followed MY plan for a honeymoon: a steak dinner, a glass of Lagavulin whiskey, then vigorous lovemaking for two hours, and we're both asleep by 8:30."
"How dare you make me face the social consequences of my own actions!"
-- Nazis like Alan Dershowitz
-- Nazis like Alan Dershowitz
"Mr. Dershowitz is a regular at the farmers’ market, and can often be seen there wearing a shirt that reads “Proud American Zionist.” He mentioned the shirt during his Youtube video, and claimed that Wednesday’s incident was another example of the intolerance of the Island."
Dershowitz Takes Issue With Farmers' Market After Pierogi Denial
Alan Dershowitz, a seasonal Chilmark resident and prominent attorney known for his controversial clients, is threatening litigation after he was denied a half dozen pierogi at the West Tisbury Farmers...
vineyardgazette.com
December 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
"How dare you make me face the social consequences of my own actions!"
-- Nazis like Alan Dershowitz
-- Nazis like Alan Dershowitz