Timoxenos
@magipolycarp.bsky.social
Former Alameda Resident Currently Detroit Metro.
Probably watching Star Trek 🖖🏻
Trans Rights 🏳️⚧️
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Ice Must be Destroyed
Probably watching Star Trek 🖖🏻
Trans Rights 🏳️⚧️
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Ice Must be Destroyed
Way too much big shit in this weeks Starfleet Academy to talk about without spoiling anything so I'd just like to say that I'm here for Klingon bros in skirts.
February 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Way too much big shit in this weeks Starfleet Academy to talk about without spoiling anything so I'd just like to say that I'm here for Klingon bros in skirts.
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i can't know how to hear anymore about cow tools
February 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
i can't know how to hear anymore about cow tools
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weird nerds together strong
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
weird nerds together strong
Every time I see some reconstruction of what "Jesus probably looked like."
I just imagine two thousand years from now someone going "While we don't know for sure (since everything was wiped out in the war) the historical Robert Redford probably looked something like this:
I just imagine two thousand years from now someone going "While we don't know for sure (since everything was wiped out in the war) the historical Robert Redford probably looked something like this:
February 5, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Every time I see some reconstruction of what "Jesus probably looked like."
I just imagine two thousand years from now someone going "While we don't know for sure (since everything was wiped out in the war) the historical Robert Redford probably looked something like this:
I just imagine two thousand years from now someone going "While we don't know for sure (since everything was wiped out in the war) the historical Robert Redford probably looked something like this:
Liberals won't hear you making fun of them but your leftist friends who are also making fun of those same liberals will.
February 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Liberals won't hear you making fun of them but your leftist friends who are also making fun of those same liberals will.
When I saw this I was like "Spaceballs? Oh shit, there goes the planet." and threw them in my cart.
Then I saw the company was called Lesser Evil and was like "Oh fuck off." and put them back.
Then I saw the company was called Lesser Evil and was like "Oh fuck off." and put them back.
February 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
When I saw this I was like "Spaceballs? Oh shit, there goes the planet." and threw them in my cart.
Then I saw the company was called Lesser Evil and was like "Oh fuck off." and put them back.
Then I saw the company was called Lesser Evil and was like "Oh fuck off." and put them back.
There were some great glory days of Twitter where every day was a joy to see what hilarious people were coming up with. Then it all went to shit and I deleted my account in disgust.
With Bluesky I'm not sure we'll get to those glory days.
With Bluesky I'm not sure we'll get to those glory days.
We apologize for the brief suspension of @dril.bsky.social. While our automoderation tool correctly identified that he 'knew too much,' we regret the error.
February 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
There were some great glory days of Twitter where every day was a joy to see what hilarious people were coming up with. Then it all went to shit and I deleted my account in disgust.
With Bluesky I'm not sure we'll get to those glory days.
With Bluesky I'm not sure we'll get to those glory days.
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i would be overjoyed if the U.S. had a president as ethical and even-tempered as Chancellor Gowron
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
i would be overjoyed if the U.S. had a president as ethical and even-tempered as Chancellor Gowron
I am 343 Jubilant Sprinkle and I am the monitor of this installation.
February 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I am 343 Jubilant Sprinkle and I am the monitor of this installation.
It's fun to have this just to doodle out my little shirt ideas.
February 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
It's fun to have this just to doodle out my little shirt ideas.
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Its actually wild how old this particular bit is. The Christians did with the blood libel, and more than a few other times. In the second and third centuries the Romans did it to the Christians, and I'm sure it has an older pedigree than even that.
people get to a level of religious that make them sound completely detached from reality and insane it’s kind of terrifying
February 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Its actually wild how old this particular bit is. The Christians did with the blood libel, and more than a few other times. In the second and third centuries the Romans did it to the Christians, and I'm sure it has an older pedigree than even that.
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
This one was fun because I spent a full minute trying to figure out why Stephen Miller was stating reasonable facts before I realized that he means for it to sound sinister.
February 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
This one was fun because I spent a full minute trying to figure out why Stephen Miller was stating reasonable facts before I realized that he means for it to sound sinister.
What a fucking dork ass loser.
January 31, 2026 at 11:24 PM
What a fucking dork ass loser.
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I may have a stroke.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I may have a stroke.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
No, no. I'm a homo-nymph.
But I understand your confusion, it's very similar to another word.
But I understand your confusion, it's very similar to another word.
January 31, 2026 at 8:15 PM
No, no. I'm a homo-nymph.
But I understand your confusion, it's very similar to another word.
But I understand your confusion, it's very similar to another word.
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JESUS: Forgive them, Lord; they know not what they— {puts finger to earpiece} Sorry, Lord, I'm now being told they absolutely do know what they do
January 31, 2026 at 5:44 PM
JESUS: Forgive them, Lord; they know not what they— {puts finger to earpiece} Sorry, Lord, I'm now being told they absolutely do know what they do
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