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Cowabunga Caps
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basically

I'm ridiculous
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Hey bro can I nuzzle you for a few hours
March 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Today would be the perfect day to announce group chats on here
March 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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when I get added to a national security group chat:
March 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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ah yes, the "traditionalists," who somehow find all sorts of precedent they really can't abide. a paradox*!

*not a paradox they don't give a shit about precedent
Alito calls on the Supreme Court to overturn years of Confrontation Clause precedent that bars the introduction of out-of-court testimonial statements unless the witness testifies live. Would be a revolution for the Sixth Amendment, and terrible for defendants. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
March 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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they are robbing you
A new analysis reveals that Trump’s tax plan will “actively transfer money from low-income people to the top 0.1% of income earners.”

🔗: www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
March 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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me leaving the party without saying goodbye to anyone
November 2, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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I don't think Harvard should actually tolerate having a constitutional law professor who thinks dictatorship is justified by divine right or whatever. Seems like that makes a mockery of constitutional law, idk
January 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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[imagining an irish person] no, no, too ethnic. make them less irish. [imagining a slightly less irish person] good. now i am going to commit war crimes
March 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Me, every time someone posts something news related
July 3, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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It is genuinely your moral duty, if you’re in the sciences, to violate the terms of your contact and take as much of the research home with you as you can. Today, tomorrow, every day your lab’s still open.
this is a golden age for walking out of your lab with a USB key in your pocket getting on a plane and going to Luxembourg
Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.

They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
March 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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what's an irish swimmer's favorite stroke?

margaret thatcher's
March 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
March 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Hi, are you working in the video game industry in a chiefly creative capacity (artist, writer, designer, etc)? Is your boss/company trying to foist AI on you against you or your team's wishes? If so I'd love to chat. lukeATaftermathDOTsite, or a DM here if you prefer, thanks!
March 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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slapping an "I'm not a nazi" sticker on the nazimobile i bought from the nazi dealership owned by that prominent nazi
March 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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the US: China is trying to debt trap african countries!! theyre evil!!

also the US: so, those bombs i used to kill you, those weren't free you know? im sending u a bill
March 12, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Republicans in West Virginia passed a bill that would allow health care providers to “visually or physically examine a minor child” for the purpose of identifying their “biological sex” without the “consent of the child’s parent, guardian, or custodian.”

www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/03/gop-...
GOP lawmakers pass bill allowing child genital exams without parental consent - LGBTQ Nation
And that was actually an improvement over a previous version of the bill.
www.lgbtqnation.com
March 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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i want to emphasize just how much of a problem teslas being littered with cameras is with police being able to get access to video from those cars if they're in a vicinity of a crime. i warn anyone wanting to vandalize a tesla just make sure you are on high alert and keep your face covered.
March 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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A quick post-cruise refresher from me before I do any serious delving into any particular current events:

Fuck fascists
Fuck -phobes
Fuck wealthy sociopaths
Fuck immigrant-haters
Fuck sexists
Fuck anyone who wants to invade Canada and/or Mexico
Fuck vaccine deniers
Fuck this administration
Etc, etc
March 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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trump, elon musk, and everyone in his administration is a dictator, not sure how else to put it anymore. free speech is blatantly being demolished
March 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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This is illegal, and it endangers the rights of all Americans.

In this country, people must be free to express their views — left or right, popular or unpopular — without being detained or punished by the government.
ICE arrests Palestinian activist who helped lead Columbia University protests
Mahmoud Khalil was inside his university-owned apartment Saturday night when several Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents entered and took him into custody.
www.npr.org
March 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Look, folks, this is it. The entire ballgame. Either we're a Republic of laws & the Constitution, or we have a dictator. This is fascism, & the impeachment vote should be happening today. Every single university president in the country should be out, in front of microphones, condemning this.
Trump takes credit for Mahmoud Khalil's arrest by ICE:
March 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM