Jordyne
@jordynemont.bsky.social
28 ♡ they/he/she ♡ writer ♡ resident mad cope fic pusher ♡ i saw the TV glow, now i'm making my own show because i'm bored of reruns ♡
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The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness.
Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.
Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.
September 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness.
Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.
Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.
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Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.
2. A memo distributed by NSA leadership to its staff says that on February 10, all NSA websites and internal network pages that contain banned words will be deleted.
This is the list of 27 banned words distributed to NSA staff:
This is the list of 27 banned words distributed to NSA staff:
February 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.
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If I send you this picture it means I like Kendrick Lamar
February 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If I send you this picture it means I like Kendrick Lamar
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Chiropractors are fascinating. They do nothing.
February 12, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Chiropractors are fascinating. They do nothing.
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Dear everyone who rolls up in my comments when I’m talking about something that is not The Current Chaos, berating me that There Are More Important Things to Be Thinking About, please, and I say this with love, fuck all the way off into the sun, I will do as I please, unfollow me if it bothers you.
February 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Dear everyone who rolls up in my comments when I’m talking about something that is not The Current Chaos, berating me that There Are More Important Things to Be Thinking About, please, and I say this with love, fuck all the way off into the sun, I will do as I please, unfollow me if it bothers you.
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This reads like the opening paragraph of a novel so bleakly dystopian you'd put it down after five pages
February 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
This reads like the opening paragraph of a novel so bleakly dystopian you'd put it down after five pages
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You. Yes you. Stop scrolling. Listen to me for a second.
You're going to be okay. Tomorrow's another day and no matter what happens, the best thing you can do is keep on going.
The world is better because you're in it and don't let ANYONE tell you otherwise.
You're going to be okay. Tomorrow's another day and no matter what happens, the best thing you can do is keep on going.
The world is better because you're in it and don't let ANYONE tell you otherwise.
November 6, 2024 at 6:31 AM
You. Yes you. Stop scrolling. Listen to me for a second.
You're going to be okay. Tomorrow's another day and no matter what happens, the best thing you can do is keep on going.
The world is better because you're in it and don't let ANYONE tell you otherwise.
You're going to be okay. Tomorrow's another day and no matter what happens, the best thing you can do is keep on going.
The world is better because you're in it and don't let ANYONE tell you otherwise.
Saying Markiplier fakes his voice when he's just getting older is like saying Sean fakes his hair because some of them are gray 💀 I like being vindicated for disliking a YouTuber people found sympathetic. But that's just DUNCE cap levels of nonsense, golly.
January 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Saying Markiplier fakes his voice when he's just getting older is like saying Sean fakes his hair because some of them are gray 💀 I like being vindicated for disliking a YouTuber people found sympathetic. But that's just DUNCE cap levels of nonsense, golly.
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i will say that we have never experienced anything like an administration trying to essentially freeze the activities of the entire federal government while making a series of illegal power grabs. genuinely unclear to me what kind of response, if any, these guys are generating against them
January 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i will say that we have never experienced anything like an administration trying to essentially freeze the activities of the entire federal government while making a series of illegal power grabs. genuinely unclear to me what kind of response, if any, these guys are generating against them
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Iran, if you’re listening …
January 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Iran, if you’re listening …
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my gut and the spooky bitches are telling me to be offline for the next two weeks and i think that's a good idea. i hope i listen.
January 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
my gut and the spooky bitches are telling me to be offline for the next two weeks and i think that's a good idea. i hope i listen.
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The Philadelphia Inquirer reached out to me to get my reaction to the unanimous Supreme Court TikTok band verdict, my initial was “LOL this is how I found out.”
But then I sat down and sent them something printable. You can read the full article here:
www.inquirer.com/news/nation-...
But then I sat down and sent them something printable. You can read the full article here:
www.inquirer.com/news/nation-...
January 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The Philadelphia Inquirer reached out to me to get my reaction to the unanimous Supreme Court TikTok band verdict, my initial was “LOL this is how I found out.”
But then I sat down and sent them something printable. You can read the full article here:
www.inquirer.com/news/nation-...
But then I sat down and sent them something printable. You can read the full article here:
www.inquirer.com/news/nation-...
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Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful
January 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful
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I hear what you guys are saying about the Oscars, and how they're a celebration of life, and the show must go on, blah-blah-blah, so-on-and-so-forth. It all makes a degree of sense, but to me it still feels like Nero fiddling while Rome burns. Or in this case, wearing fancy clothes while LA burns.
January 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I hear what you guys are saying about the Oscars, and how they're a celebration of life, and the show must go on, blah-blah-blah, so-on-and-so-forth. It all makes a degree of sense, but to me it still feels like Nero fiddling while Rome burns. Or in this case, wearing fancy clothes while LA burns.
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Just saw a no-longer relevant evacuation notice on instagram from five hours ago and remembered — that’s right, due to hyper-monetization every major social network no longer shows you life-saving breaking news as it happens.
They turned it over to an algorithm that finally noticed “he likes fire.”
They turned it over to an algorithm that finally noticed “he likes fire.”
January 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Just saw a no-longer relevant evacuation notice on instagram from five hours ago and remembered — that’s right, due to hyper-monetization every major social network no longer shows you life-saving breaking news as it happens.
They turned it over to an algorithm that finally noticed “he likes fire.”
They turned it over to an algorithm that finally noticed “he likes fire.”
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i feel bad for anyone out there who has me blocked or muted. they’re missing out on some complete lies
January 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i feel bad for anyone out there who has me blocked or muted. they’re missing out on some complete lies
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(before the invention of sliced bread) damn these sandwiches thick as hell
January 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
(before the invention of sliced bread) damn these sandwiches thick as hell
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I actually wrote a thing about this a few years ago. Basically every major drama creator of the ‘80s and ‘90s tried this and they all failed. episodes.ghost.io/why-dont-new...
January 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I actually wrote a thing about this a few years ago. Basically every major drama creator of the ‘80s and ‘90s tried this and they all failed. episodes.ghost.io/why-dont-new...
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Do I love video games? Yes. Am I a terrible video game player? Also yes.
January 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Do I love video games? Yes. Am I a terrible video game player? Also yes.
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It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.
January 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.
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Spoilers for Mufasa:
So, Mufasa was not born the king, he was chosen as the king by the animals of the Pridelands, after bravely fighting off a pride of invading white lions who were going to eat everybody.
See, if I recall the original here, they were very clear that Mufasa also eats the animals
So, Mufasa was not born the king, he was chosen as the king by the animals of the Pridelands, after bravely fighting off a pride of invading white lions who were going to eat everybody.
See, if I recall the original here, they were very clear that Mufasa also eats the animals
January 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Spoilers for Mufasa:
So, Mufasa was not born the king, he was chosen as the king by the animals of the Pridelands, after bravely fighting off a pride of invading white lions who were going to eat everybody.
See, if I recall the original here, they were very clear that Mufasa also eats the animals
So, Mufasa was not born the king, he was chosen as the king by the animals of the Pridelands, after bravely fighting off a pride of invading white lions who were going to eat everybody.
See, if I recall the original here, they were very clear that Mufasa also eats the animals
this isn't an attack on Nikki Glaser. this is a genuine inquiry to comedians joking about SV (but yes white women listen up especially 👂🏻)
can we stop centering jokes on how mystifyingly horrific SA or being a serial abuser is? and focus more on how predators are worthless losers?
can we stop centering jokes on how mystifyingly horrific SA or being a serial abuser is? and focus more on how predators are worthless losers?
January 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
this isn't an attack on Nikki Glaser. this is a genuine inquiry to comedians joking about SV (but yes white women listen up especially 👂🏻)
can we stop centering jokes on how mystifyingly horrific SA or being a serial abuser is? and focus more on how predators are worthless losers?
can we stop centering jokes on how mystifyingly horrific SA or being a serial abuser is? and focus more on how predators are worthless losers?