Jordan Parry
@jordan-a-parry.bsky.social
she/her 🏳️🌈 Happily married lesbian cat lady in Denver, working in nonprofit finance.
AuDHD. Avid reader. Gymnastics fan. Theatre kid. Nature lover. Too earnest to be funny.
AuDHD. Avid reader. Gymnastics fan. Theatre kid. Nature lover. Too earnest to be funny.
starting a support group for Swifties who don't actually like sourdough, let me know if you want to join
August 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
starting a support group for Swifties who don't actually like sourdough, let me know if you want to join
If @bianchiweather.bsky.social is wrong about this storm, he’s invited to come over & help us put our garden back together 😜
June 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
If @bianchiweather.bsky.social is wrong about this storm, he’s invited to come over & help us put our garden back together 😜
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Missed this truly American moment yesterday
May 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Missed this truly American moment yesterday
If Denver’s nail-biting beam rotations all season were payment for today’s stellar lineup, I guess I’ll take it!
April 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If Denver’s nail-biting beam rotations all season were payment for today’s stellar lineup, I guess I’ll take it!
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if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all
February 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all
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13. Speaking of kids, instead of teaching them outdated crap like "swearing is bad," teach them that words have power. the only truly bad words are ones used to oppress, discriminate, and punch down. Teach them to speak up when they hear bigotry & injustice rather than tattle when they hear "shit"
January 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
13. Speaking of kids, instead of teaching them outdated crap like "swearing is bad," teach them that words have power. the only truly bad words are ones used to oppress, discriminate, and punch down. Teach them to speak up when they hear bigotry & injustice rather than tattle when they hear "shit"
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[people to horses] uppies???
January 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
[people to horses] uppies???
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Starting today, same-sex marriage is officially legalized in Thailand.
It’s the first country in Southeast Asia to recognize marriage equality.
It’s the first country in Southeast Asia to recognize marriage equality.
January 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Starting today, same-sex marriage is officially legalized in Thailand.
It’s the first country in Southeast Asia to recognize marriage equality.
It’s the first country in Southeast Asia to recognize marriage equality.
Bowling for Chicken Soup
Make a band meatier:
Hoobaflank
Hoobaflank
Make a band meatier:
Red Hot Chili Con Carne
Red Hot Chili Con Carne
January 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Bowling for Chicken Soup
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god forbid anyone try anything fun offline
and he would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling kids
January 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
god forbid anyone try anything fun offline
So proud of her 😭
An incredibly brave statement from Levi Jung-Ruivivar, who announced today that she is redshirting and taking a brief leave of absence from Stanford to heal from an eating disorder.
"I want to be a voice for anyone who may be struggling with an eating disorder, you are not alone."
#NCAAgym
"I want to be a voice for anyone who may be struggling with an eating disorder, you are not alone."
#NCAAgym
January 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
So proud of her 😭
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Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about their high energy video app being banned when they can just log onto blue sky and read sentences written by elder millennials
January 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about their high energy video app being banned when they can just log onto blue sky and read sentences written by elder millennials
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I think instead of saying “namaste” at yoga we should say “ohhh BIG stretch” like we do with our pets
January 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I think instead of saying “namaste” at yoga we should say “ohhh BIG stretch” like we do with our pets
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@michaelhobbes.bsky.social, this is too close to home: "As I’ve gotten older, I used to have like 2 hours a day of extraversion in me, and now I’m down to like one interaction with a Trader Joe’s cashier."
Richard Simmons Isn't Missing
Podcast Episode · Maintenance Phase · 11/21/2024 · 1h 6m
podcasts.apple.com
November 21, 2024 at 8:10 PM
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social, this is too close to home: "As I’ve gotten older, I used to have like 2 hours a day of extraversion in me, and now I’m down to like one interaction with a Trader Joe’s cashier."
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Leak the report. Pass it on.
November 21, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Leak the report. Pass it on.
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okay, we're starting with this
Step 1. call your own rep if you haven't already!
Step 2. sign this (cis women only please! cis guys, you can help by boosting)
Step 3. much depends on the success and reach of step 2; lots of options if this blows up
actionnetwork.org/petitions/no...
Step 1. call your own rep if you haven't already!
Step 2. sign this (cis women only please! cis guys, you can help by boosting)
Step 3. much depends on the success and reach of step 2; lots of options if this blows up
actionnetwork.org/petitions/no...
November 21, 2024 at 5:50 AM
okay, we're starting with this
Step 1. call your own rep if you haven't already!
Step 2. sign this (cis women only please! cis guys, you can help by boosting)
Step 3. much depends on the success and reach of step 2; lots of options if this blows up
actionnetwork.org/petitions/no...
Step 1. call your own rep if you haven't already!
Step 2. sign this (cis women only please! cis guys, you can help by boosting)
Step 3. much depends on the success and reach of step 2; lots of options if this blows up
actionnetwork.org/petitions/no...
My super sweet wife who knows I love musicals got us tickets to Hamilton for this Friday (the tour is in Denver rn), and I’m so grateful but now I don’t get to see Wicked until SUNDAY and that feels illegal 😭
November 21, 2024 at 1:53 AM
My super sweet wife who knows I love musicals got us tickets to Hamilton for this Friday (the tour is in Denver rn), and I’m so grateful but now I don’t get to see Wicked until SUNDAY and that feels illegal 😭
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our ancestors accomplished more, with less, against worse. stay locked in.
November 19, 2024 at 1:25 PM
our ancestors accomplished more, with less, against worse. stay locked in.
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Important note for reporters covering the GOP's effort to ban trans women from bathrooms on Capitol Hill: while Sarah McBride and Nancy Mace both have private bathrooms in their offices, the trans people who are not elected officials who have to work there every day do not.
November 20, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Important note for reporters covering the GOP's effort to ban trans women from bathrooms on Capitol Hill: while Sarah McBride and Nancy Mace both have private bathrooms in their offices, the trans people who are not elected officials who have to work there every day do not.
Feeling so smug rn about my absolute refusal to ever eat anything healthy
The bag of baby carrots I already ate half of did in fact get recalled for E. coli
November 20, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Feeling so smug rn about my absolute refusal to ever eat anything healthy
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A new era of UW Gymnastics begins with a fresh face. Jessa Hansen Parker hopes to bring the GymDawgs back to prominence, while also coaching person at the core of the athlete.
Full Story: bit.ly/3Z0qzse 🤸♀️
#gohuskies #purplereign #king5 @uwathletics.bsky.social
Full Story: bit.ly/3Z0qzse 🤸♀️
#gohuskies #purplereign #king5 @uwathletics.bsky.social
New era of Huskies gymnastics begins with former Big Ten champion
Jessa Hansen Parker is a first-time head coach but she's no rookie to coaching Big 10 gymnastics. The former Iowa assistant coach is poised to lead the GymDawgs.
bit.ly
November 20, 2024 at 2:08 AM
A new era of UW Gymnastics begins with a fresh face. Jessa Hansen Parker hopes to bring the GymDawgs back to prominence, while also coaching person at the core of the athlete.
Full Story: bit.ly/3Z0qzse 🤸♀️
#gohuskies #purplereign #king5 @uwathletics.bsky.social
Full Story: bit.ly/3Z0qzse 🤸♀️
#gohuskies #purplereign #king5 @uwathletics.bsky.social
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Horrific
Russia’s four-time Olympic gymnastics medallist Nikita Nagornyy was today added to the UK Government sanctions list. Nagornyy, gold medalist in the team event at Tokyo 2020, has been accused of helping to forcibly deport Ukrainian children.
search-uk-sanctions-list.service.gov.uk/designations...
search-uk-sanctions-list.service.gov.uk/designations...
November 20, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Horrific
I dunno what side of TikTok y’all are on but my entire life is currently being accompanied by “5, 6, believe-in-yourself” and it’s honestly pretty great
November 19, 2024 at 11:40 AM
I dunno what side of TikTok y’all are on but my entire life is currently being accompanied by “5, 6, believe-in-yourself” and it’s honestly pretty great
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
November 19, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline