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splendid.land
painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
painting on canvas of a bald man in a yellow shirt throwing a pinecone at ET's head. a group of people also wielding pinecones are gathered behind him, becoming more shadowy and inhuman the further back they are. the sky is a sickly yellow colour, taking place at an unclear time of day
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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ok-but-still.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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crtpixel.bsky.social
KWIRK
ATLUS 1990
(Captured on Game Boy Pocket)
A cool tomato, yet again, challenges you to some sokoban
March 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
elon christmas special (2022)
December 23, 2023 at 11:23 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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theonion.com
Commentary: Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin! https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-regrowing-my-foreskin-2/
Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin!
Seasons greetings from your old friend Santa! With Christmas just a few short days away, Santa is hard at work at the North Pole, making presents for all you good boys and girls. But this year, Santa ...
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December 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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octopuscaveman.bsky.social
Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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myles.zone
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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kennylauderdale.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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birdrespecter.bsky.social
Goodbye, Windex!
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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papapishu.bsky.social
I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.
Quadrich from Avatar 3 but he’s wearing the face paint that makes him look like he’s doing Dracula Flow.
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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kibblesmith.com
"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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cooperlund.online
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
In Super Mario Sunshine, each plank of the Pianta Village bridge has separate collision for an unknown reason. This causes microscopic invisible gaps to form between the planks that extremely unfortunate players can slip through and die. Below is a compilation of such cases.
December 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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thewrongstation.bsky.social
Ah, to be a 1930s riverboat gambler, suddenly & inexplicably devoured by a 33-foot mosasaur
melanieduring.com Dr. Melanie During @melanieduring.com · 17d
Mosasaurs, the giant marine reptiles that roamed the Earth more than 66 million years ago, didn’t just live in the sea. Our new research shows that they could thrive in freshwater too! Let’s dive into what we’ve discovered.
#Paleontology #Mosasaurs
December 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
sometimes, which what i’ve learned from, of when’s all comes down to yourself — indeed, i might add — has always been them into some
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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notalawyer.bsky.social
could someone please do an edit of Max levitating off the ground but instead of listening to Kate Bush she’s listening to us talk about the guy fucking the horse
michaelhobbes.bsky.social Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 28d
Streets are saying If Books Could Kill is the Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 of podcasts
www.vulture.com/article/cult...
What Sadie Sink Loved This Year in Culture How about podcasts or video games? If Books Could Kill. The two hosts have really good banter and conversation. They review famous airport books, these bestseller airport books, often a memoir or self-help books. I don’t know if there’s much fiction work that’s on there. They break them down, debunk them, or roast them in a way. A lot of it is like, Do they need a book? A Bit Fruity. Matt Bernstein is the host. He is really intelligent. There’s political episodes, there’s pop-culture episodes. I’ve learned a lot listening to it. It’s a great way for me to keep up with what’s going on in the world but in a way that’s a little bit broader than something like The Daily, which I always love and listen to. Matt is in his 20s, and he makes it a very educational listen while also not feeling like you’re being lectured in any way. It’s a good blend. Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. I’m playing now and loving it.
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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llobrow.bsky.social
slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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roryblank.bsky.social
Bone Removal
A PSA comic Big text at the top says "think bone removal is harmless?" We see a man whose skin is all wrinkled and crumpled up, with eyes sticking out of the folds saying "well I had a couple ribs removed because I heard that one guy did it to be able to suck his own dick. Then I found out I really like the feeling of having fewer bones. Now I can do sex things to myself I didn't even think were possible when I had bones. I mean really out there stuff. Can't recommend it enough really." The PSA continues "learn from this guy's choices. or don't. really it seems like a very complicated issue."
December 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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airbagged.bsky.social
My nieces were singing the “we are Charlie Kirk” song it’s fucking over lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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roryblank.bsky.social
son it is time for cruelty
(rerun)
homer simpson stands in the living room of the simpsons house, t-posing, his eyes vacant and unfocused, bart stands opposite him. homer says to bart, "son it is time. for cruelty. I will use my hands." Bart replies "don't. cow man." Homer looks stunned in a close up. Back to the wide, Homer's head is now on the body of a cow. Homer says "if violence is man's nature, then to reject violence, does one stop being a human? If it is, then truly man is a lowly beast. Either way, I am free."
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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How to take your Cousin Walk to the Next Level
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
Octopus Facts
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A four panel comic strip. In the 1st panel, an octopus is seen within the frame, with a textbox explaining "an octopus can fit through any hole larger than its beak." In the second panel, the text continues, "this means an octopus as large as 600 lbs can potentially fit through a hole the size of a quarter." As this unseen narrator says this, the octopus slips out of a small opening in the frame of the comic going between panels. In the third panel, the octopus is completely absent, the narrator says "oh no." Finally we see the octopus having fully broken out of the comic panels, scooting its way out of the comic, holding a cellphone and saying "hey- tell the boys Vinny The Thumbs is out of hoosegow. I know a couple of 'em won't be too thrilled but it's more fun if they have a head start."
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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abomination.computer
that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
you shouldn’t rake the leaves in your yard. the leaves act as habitats for beneficial insects and break down into nutrients that strengthen the soil
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM