Jonathan Beeston
@jonbeeston.bsky.social
Product marketing at Salesforce. I like playing the piano and running, but not at the same time. Stoke City FC sufferer living in North London.
I hear at the Blefuscu Infant School they sing the songs from KPop Demon Hunters every morning.
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I hear at the Blefuscu Infant School they sing the songs from KPop Demon Hunters every morning.
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Appalling. AI-generated Nazi songs flood Spotify. It’s hard enough for real human Nazi song writers to make a living.
Musik - KI-generierte Lieder mit rechtsextremen und rassistischen Texten fluten Spotify-Hitlisten.
Musik - KI-generierte Lieder mit rechtsextremen und rassistischen Texten fluten Spotify-Hitliste in den Niederlanden
Musikfans in den Niederlanden sehen sich mit einem für viele neuen Phänomen aus dem Bereich des Rechtsextremismus konfrontiert.
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November 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Appalling. AI-generated Nazi songs flood Spotify. It’s hard enough for real human Nazi song writers to make a living.
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Home Computing Weekly Magazine Issue 068, page 17
Full mag --> https://archive.org/stream/home-computing-weekly-068#page/n16
Full mag --> https://archive.org/stream/home-computing-weekly-068#page/n16
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Home Computing Weekly Magazine Issue 068, page 17
Full mag --> https://archive.org/stream/home-computing-weekly-068#page/n16
Full mag --> https://archive.org/stream/home-computing-weekly-068#page/n16
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BBC really burying the lede there
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
BBC really burying the lede there
Update from HMP Wandsworth...
a man in a roman costume holds a pair of scissors in his right hand
Alt: Monty Python's Life of Brian. Scene where a Roman official asks whether they'd like to be crucified or not.
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Update from HMP Wandsworth...
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Scroll down to the "Major Events Timeline." Then read through it. Make sure you get all the way to the end. www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
The White House Building
Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...
www.whitehouse.gov
October 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Scroll down to the "Major Events Timeline." Then read through it. Make sure you get all the way to the end. www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
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Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
October 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
Is it acceptable to scatter a loved one's ashes in the countryside? www.bbc.com/news/article...
October 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Is it acceptable to scatter a loved one's ashes in the countryside? www.bbc.com/news/article...
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ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
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2087: Prime Warlord of the United Zone of Rump Britain, Zoella The Unmutated, announces that Cyber-Mandelson will be the next emissary to the American Death Plain. She dismisses concerns about his connections to Xanx'gh the Dimension Eater, noting that he regrets introducing Xanx'gh to our dimension
The Guardian, 1 Feb 2001: “Peter Mandelson's glittering political career collapsed for the second and final time over an unnecessary act of deception - his fatal refusal to be frank with the Prime Minister”
“Final”: lol.
“Final”: lol.
September 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
2087: Prime Warlord of the United Zone of Rump Britain, Zoella The Unmutated, announces that Cyber-Mandelson will be the next emissary to the American Death Plain. She dismisses concerns about his connections to Xanx'gh the Dimension Eater, noting that he regrets introducing Xanx'gh to our dimension
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When I was at Anglia TV about 25 yrs ago, a girl in our office sent out a team email that said, “It’s been a crap Monday, who wants to come to my flat for a smoke?” Sadly she sent it to everyone in ITV. Melvyn was one of the first to reply with “That sounds lovely but sadly I’m filming in Newcastle”
Melvyn Bragg has decided to stand down as host of In Our Time, the BBC says.
September 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
When I was at Anglia TV about 25 yrs ago, a girl in our office sent out a team email that said, “It’s been a crap Monday, who wants to come to my flat for a smoke?” Sadly she sent it to everyone in ITV. Melvyn was one of the first to reply with “That sounds lovely but sadly I’m filming in Newcastle”
Someone call the Swiss police, a bunch of Spanish women have been mugged.
July 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Someone call the Swiss police, a bunch of Spanish women have been mugged.
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He's one of Britain's richest men. So why does Asif Aziz's property company keep leasing London gift shops to overseas students based in abandoned offices or flytipped car parks — before vanishing without paying millions of pounds in taxes? www.londoncentric.media/p/asf-aziz-l...
The billionaire and the tax evading gift shops
Asif Aziz's Criterion Capital manages a row of high-profile shops at Piccadilly Circus. So why does his team keeping renting them to students who vanish without paying millions of pounds in taxes?
www.londoncentric.media
July 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
He's one of Britain's richest men. So why does Asif Aziz's property company keep leasing London gift shops to overseas students based in abandoned offices or flytipped car parks — before vanishing without paying millions of pounds in taxes? www.londoncentric.media/p/asf-aziz-l...
While I love the stats too, you also have to deliver the goods. And she did. Absolute quality, no nonsense penalty.
Lucy Bronze on how she decided to blast her penalty down the middle (and score).
“Statistically it’s risky for the goal keeper to stand still… so yeah, I love maths”.
“Statistically it’s risky for the goal keeper to stand still… so yeah, I love maths”.
July 18, 2025 at 8:29 AM
While I love the stats too, you also have to deliver the goods. And she did. Absolute quality, no nonsense penalty.
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I would trade my entire family to see this made.
July 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I would trade my entire family to see this made.
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This tickles the language geek/word nerd part of my brain in a nice, tingly kind of way…
aaronson.org/blog/square-...
aaronson.org/blog/square-...
Square Theory
The story starts in Crosscord, the crossword Discord server. Over 5,000 users strong, the server has emerged as a central hub for the online crossword community, a buzzing, sometimes overwhelming, som...
aaronson.org
July 7, 2025 at 10:23 AM
This tickles the language geek/word nerd part of my brain in a nice, tingly kind of way…
aaronson.org/blog/square-...
aaronson.org/blog/square-...
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Valerie Eliot, TS Eliot’s widow, in a letter to The Times:
June 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Valerie Eliot, TS Eliot’s widow, in a letter to The Times:
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I imagine all these jobs will go with AI
June 16, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I imagine all these jobs will go with AI
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“Tesla’s driverless ‘robotaxis’ could launch in Austin as soon as June 22. But a demo in Austin today showed a $TSLA, manually driven to test its Full Self-Driving system, failed to stop for a child-sized dummy at a school bus—and hit it.”
@cbsaustin @velez_tx
@cbsaustin @velez_tx
June 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
“Tesla’s driverless ‘robotaxis’ could launch in Austin as soon as June 22. But a demo in Austin today showed a $TSLA, manually driven to test its Full Self-Driving system, failed to stop for a child-sized dummy at a school bus—and hit it.”
@cbsaustin @velez_tx
@cbsaustin @velez_tx
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"Humanity rises and falls as one." *CRASH*
Interview with Harvard's 2025 valedictorian, a Chinese national, while two American men fight over nothing in the background
June 6, 2025 at 11:57 AM
"Humanity rises and falls as one." *CRASH*
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It’s all in the telling.
November 23, 2024 at 10:09 PM
It’s all in the telling.
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"I've got a brand new content harvester"
May 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM
"I've got a brand new content harvester"