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Jonathan Beeston
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Product marketing at Salesforce. I like playing the piano and running, but not at the same time. Stoke City FC sufferer living in North London.
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I hear at the Blefuscu Infant School they sing the songs from KPop Demon Hunters every morning.
From BBC News: "A school has banned the singing of songs from hit Netflix film KPop Demon Hunters over concerns they are not in keeping with its "Christian ethos". Lilliput Church of England Infant School in Poole, Dorset, sent a message to parents on Friday saying some members of the community are "deeply uncomfortable" with references to demons."
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Oh, we're over thinking it already.
From Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Ferris runs the wheels of a Ferrari backwards in a futile attempt to reduce the mileage. The car flies backwards through a glass window.
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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I had to try it, and yes!
October 22, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Really though?
October 20, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Is it acceptable to scatter a loved one's ashes in the countryside? www.bbc.com/news/article...
October 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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I got the Northern line home on Tuesday from Moorgate to Woodside Park. This photo from 5.30pm when it's usually heaving.
Departure board in Moorgate Station, Northern line northbound platform. The boards shows High Barnet trains in 5 and 12 minutes. No one is on the platform.
September 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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I can't unsee it
Austin Powers
August 1, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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I got caught up in the Heathrow closure in March. The highlight was definitely using a wired phone in Detroit airport to speak to the Delta call centre.
July 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Time to recall this
July 11, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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My, what a hoot you are.
Colin the office joker from the Fast Show.
July 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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"Don't get me started on what happens when someone tries to get the dishwasher to do it instead, you won't like me when I start on what happens when someone tries to get the dishwasher to do it instead."
Google Gemini image generated from the prompt "can you draw a picture of the David banner turning into the Incredible Hulk after he discovers a garlic crusher has been placed in the dishwasher"
June 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Glenn Cullen on the left
May 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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April 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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And another
Cronus eating a Stoke City player, apologies to LS Lowry.
April 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Preparing myself for next weekend.
AI generated image of Munch's The Scream with the character wearing a Stoke City shirt.
April 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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A lovely name for an @financialtimes.com letter writer on the topic of vegetables.
A letter about vegetable picking from Mr Collard.
April 21, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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From today's Times of India
Cartoon of Presidents Trump and Xi. Trump says, "I hold the cards." Xi replies, "The cards are made in China."
April 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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High tech eclipse watching
March 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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March 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Many in the environmental movement just see it as a means to another end.
February 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Here is the leader of a rouge nation.
January 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM