John Tucker
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Two pairs of brogans went along the rows.
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someday a real Black Friday will come and wash all the scum off the streets
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
someday a real Black Friday will come and wash all the scum off the streets
@butterballhotline
pop quiz, hotshot
pop quiz, hotshot
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
@butterballhotline
pop quiz, hotshot
pop quiz, hotshot
I just popped a Topo Chico open using the lip of a fire hydrant as my bottle opener. I did it so smoothly and nobody was around to see it. Dreiser never wrote anything so tragic.
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I just popped a Topo Chico open using the lip of a fire hydrant as my bottle opener. I did it so smoothly and nobody was around to see it. Dreiser never wrote anything so tragic.
Spending Thanksgiving as the pilgrims intended: trespassing with my dog in a closed state park and eating a bunch of guanciale with my fingers.
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Spending Thanksgiving as the pilgrims intended: trespassing with my dog in a closed state park and eating a bunch of guanciale with my fingers.
@hollyanderson.bsky.social Driving home in fugue state just repeatedly saying
“NOW that’s what I call PURDUE”
“NOW that’s what I call PURDUE”
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social Driving home in fugue state just repeatedly saying
“NOW that’s what I call PURDUE”
“NOW that’s what I call PURDUE”
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when people start dooming just play that and this on repeat, we can't lose youtu.be/6Icb-GJWCr8?...
Freeway - What We Do (Remastered)
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November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
when people start dooming just play that and this on repeat, we can't lose youtu.be/6Icb-GJWCr8?...
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“Here is your button!” cried Frog.
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“Here is your button!” cried Frog.
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This Pope guy has some bangers
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This Pope guy has some bangers
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Vaccines do not cause autism, no matter what the CDC website now says 🎁 defector.com/vaccines-do-...
Vaccines Do Not Cause Autism, No Matter What The CDC Website Now Says | Defector
On Nov. 19, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention—a name that feels increasingly misleading, given Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s track record of sowing outbreaks of infectious diseases—quietly…
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November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Vaccines do not cause autism, no matter what the CDC website now says 🎁 defector.com/vaccines-do-...
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Nearly killed in a crosswalk by Lowly Worm doing 490 km/h in a Bugatti apple
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Nearly killed in a crosswalk by Lowly Worm doing 490 km/h in a Bugatti apple
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The Big Noon Saturday Fox graphics package that said “#1 OHIO STATE” and the next graphic said “RUTGERS” made laugh pretty hard. Not sure it was supposed to.
November 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The Big Noon Saturday Fox graphics package that said “#1 OHIO STATE” and the next graphic said “RUTGERS” made laugh pretty hard. Not sure it was supposed to.
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yes. i would be dead, but the 15-yard penalty for killing me would result in a first down
If you had 4 tries to run for a first down in the NFL and you win $10 mil …. Would you be able to do it?? (You can choose your offensive line)
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
yes. i would be dead, but the 15-yard penalty for killing me would result in a first down
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Texas A&M professors have to get clearance from a dean if they want to talk about this game on Monday
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Texas A&M professors have to get clearance from a dean if they want to talk about this game on Monday
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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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I was gonna yell at a fellow commuter who was doing some wild stuff on the road this morning, but then I realized that you can’t listen to a Mountain Goats concept album and simultaneously yell at another driver. That’s federal law.
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I was gonna yell at a fellow commuter who was doing some wild stuff on the road this morning, but then I realized that you can’t listen to a Mountain Goats concept album and simultaneously yell at another driver. That’s federal law.
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A fine day to remember Jim Harbaugh's unique relationship with "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald" and the remarkable interpretive work that his and other football brains have done on this important text. (This is a gift link; I believe this news must be shared widely.) defector.com/the-edmund-f...
The Edmund Fitzgerald Is Inspiring Jim Harbaugh And Michigan Football To Achieve "Lake Mindset" | Defector
The popular culture of the 1970s is almost impossible to parse in retrospect. The people making the movies and music and television of the era were horny and ambitious and earnest, they were ingesting...
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November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
A fine day to remember Jim Harbaugh's unique relationship with "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald" and the remarkable interpretive work that his and other football brains have done on this important text. (This is a gift link; I believe this news must be shared widely.) defector.com/the-edmund-f...
Behaving pretty irresponsibly with the Coke Freestyle machine at my kid’s AYSO soccer banquet.
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Behaving pretty irresponsibly with the Coke Freestyle machine at my kid’s AYSO soccer banquet.
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