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John Tucker
@johnwtucker.bsky.social
Two pairs of brogans went along the rows.
@butterballhotline

pop quiz, hotshot
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Dads are texting
September 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Friendship ended with “going to work” now “Yellowfin Croaker fishing” is my best friend.
September 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Ben Collins knows ball
September 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I put this prompt into ChatGPT, even uploaded a Kawhi reference photo, and after it asked 16 follow-up questions, here’s what it made:
September 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
They told us frequently that Teahen was gonna put it all together this season.
September 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dear Ty,
TYSM.
Love, Arch
August 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Marx suggests one of capital’s primary deceptions is the idea that it frees the individual to consume and enjoy as he sees fit, when in reality this sort of “freedom” is enabled only by the oppressive reaping of the production and labor of the working class. Also, do you guys like my new hat.
August 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Fellas, this prime day don’t let your muscles remain insufficiently wrappled.
July 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I was left unsupervised online and bought a band shirt
June 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
That’s right. Directly out of the mailbox and onto the fridge.
May 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
April 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
April 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The pope almost died and yet his mastery of the hyper-Italian “this fuckin guy” point and chin wag when he sees some fuckin guy? Undiminished.
March 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This and saying “Remember when they signed John Axford? Remember when Pedro Baez took four minutes between pitches? Remember Mat Latos? Did you know he had a cat named Cat Latos?”
March 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
“Remember to buy more tren”
March 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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March 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Keynesworth Economic Principles
February 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This is my favorite post from the other site.
January 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
January 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
January 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Everyone posting the big snowy boy has me thinking about Butcher’s Crossing again. You should read it.
December 14, 2024 at 5:04 AM
@redford.bsky.social i.pinimg.com/736x/e9/a4/9...
I literally hollered “Hell Yes” when I saw you announce Young Men and Fire for DRAB.
November 26, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I love this one
November 24, 2024 at 4:25 AM