John Puma
@johnpuma.bsky.social
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I’m sorry- were there people who were unaware that most political Twitter accounts are fake until now?
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I’m sorry- were there people who were unaware that most political Twitter accounts are fake until now?
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I didn't have "The President of the United States affirms that he's a fascist" on my bingo card for today.
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I didn't have "The President of the United States affirms that he's a fascist" on my bingo card for today.
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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I got asked if I want to pitch on (another) major franchise reboot at Paramount. I replied saying that I can't in good conscience work for a guy who is currently sitting down to dinner with Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Mohammed bin Salman. Maybe I'm my own worst enemy, but... fuck to the no.
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I got asked if I want to pitch on (another) major franchise reboot at Paramount. I replied saying that I can't in good conscience work for a guy who is currently sitting down to dinner with Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Mohammed bin Salman. Maybe I'm my own worst enemy, but... fuck to the no.
@sandmanesq.bsky.social does this check out?
Look
Of all the Dragon Ball characters who COULD be in the Epstein files, Yamcha makes the most sense
- Washed-up athlete
- Had access to unsupervised fortune
- Massive jealousy complex(es)
- Arrested development as young teen
- Known adulterer
- Still hangs out with high school friends
Of all the Dragon Ball characters who COULD be in the Epstein files, Yamcha makes the most sense
- Washed-up athlete
- Had access to unsupervised fortune
- Massive jealousy complex(es)
- Arrested development as young teen
- Known adulterer
- Still hangs out with high school friends
fuck…Yamcha is mentioned in the Epstein files
November 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
@sandmanesq.bsky.social does this check out?
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Terrible day to be literate
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Terrible day to be literate
I rage against the Dodgers hegemony and then....
World Series MVP Yoshinobu Yamamoto says #adoptdontshop 🥹
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I rage against the Dodgers hegemony and then....
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First Clinton, now this? Good for him
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
First Clinton, now this? Good for him
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what is most hard is that running a successful games business is diametrically opposed to making a good game and almost every dev is trying to walk a fine line between certain economic collapse and total player delight
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
what is most hard is that running a successful games business is diametrically opposed to making a good game and almost every dev is trying to walk a fine line between certain economic collapse and total player delight
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Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
“Re ‘There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!’: No there aren't, my side is the ‘People Who Don't Fuck Children’ side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?” — John Scalzi
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
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Everything so stupid but I have faith it can get stupider
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Everything so stupid but I have faith it can get stupider
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wu-tang pan ain't nothing to fuck with
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
wu-tang pan ain't nothing to fuck with
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
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“What are we gonna do?”
“The same thing we always do. We’re going to say that crime is up 834%”
“The same thing we always do. We’re going to say that crime is up 834%”
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
“What are we gonna do?”
“The same thing we always do. We’re going to say that crime is up 834%”
“The same thing we always do. We’re going to say that crime is up 834%”
Still slaps, though I’m utterly heartbroken by its prescience.
October 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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They don't let me in the White House press pool because my question every day for the next week would be, "Does the president still want to take a shit on Americans?"
October 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
They don't let me in the White House press pool because my question every day for the next week would be, "Does the president still want to take a shit on Americans?"
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There were at least 300,000 people at No Kings in NYC.
Three
Hundred
Thousand.
Three
Hundred
Thousand.
October 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
There were at least 300,000 people at No Kings in NYC.
Three
Hundred
Thousand.
Three
Hundred
Thousand.
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social damn you man! tonight i can only think of apple juice
October 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social damn you man! tonight i can only think of apple juice
@sandmanesq.bsky.social sounds like you... :D
Was glad hockey was back for about 9 minutes
October 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
@sandmanesq.bsky.social sounds like you... :D
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You can try to move on as an artist, but the fans will always demand your greatest hits.
www.newsweek.com/republican-b...
www.newsweek.com/republican-b...
Republican bill seeks to ban Sharia Law in U.S.
The bill reignites long-standing debates over the role of foreign or religious legal systems in U.S. courts, particularly regarding Islamic law.
www.newsweek.com
October 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
You can try to move on as an artist, but the fans will always demand your greatest hits.
www.newsweek.com/republican-b...
www.newsweek.com/republican-b...
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BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
October 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
This is what happens when I'm left alone in a Boston bar sipping Old Fashioneds during the playoffs
October 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This is what happens when I'm left alone in a Boston bar sipping Old Fashioneds during the playoffs
Also, no series in professional baseball should be decided in 3 games. F-that
October 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Also, no series in professional baseball should be decided in 3 games. F-that
I cannot feel any suspense, since opening day, the champs are already known, and next year's too
October 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I cannot feel any suspense, since opening day, the champs are already known, and next year's too