Matthew Rorie
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Matthew Rorie
@frailgesture.bsky.social
· Jun 23
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The last time I was unemployed I started up a Tumblr to try and get some miscellaneous writing together, and considering it's 2025, I've decided to do the same with a Patreon:
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this is seriously one of the most "goddamn it I hope I pull a land next turn" plays I've ever done. pinnacle starcage is a great card in certain situations
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 AM
this is seriously one of the most "goddamn it I hope I pull a land next turn" plays I've ever done. pinnacle starcage is a great card in certain situations
damn manila has been through some shit
December 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
damn manila has been through some shit
quintessential Homicide opening
December 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
quintessential Homicide opening
what a game, good lord
December 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
what a game, good lord
why do all these pharmaceutical ads say "don't take if you're allergic to it"
how would I know
how would I know
December 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
why do all these pharmaceutical ads say "don't take if you're allergic to it"
how would I know
how would I know
There was a guy at the bar today who we know and say hi to. We sat down and he just leaned over and said "I am on a lot of mushrooms." OK, good for you! Hope you have a good time and don't weird anyone out.
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
There was a guy at the bar today who we know and say hi to. We sat down and he just leaned over and said "I am on a lot of mushrooms." OK, good for you! Hope you have a good time and don't weird anyone out.
Absolute Batman is pretty good
December 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Absolute Batman is pretty good
I swear to God I wasn't ready for this
December 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I swear to God I wasn't ready for this
"do you have the shit?"
"yeah I got the shit...the good stuff, too"
"yeah I got the shit...the good stuff, too"
December 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"do you have the shit?"
"yeah I got the shit...the good stuff, too"
"yeah I got the shit...the good stuff, too"
who is going to judge a myth because of its historical accuracy
"Oh Procrustes was probably not the best bed maker in 2000 B.C. His customers would've left so many one star reviews"
"Oh Procrustes was probably not the best bed maker in 2000 B.C. His customers would've left so many one star reviews"
December 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
who is going to judge a myth because of its historical accuracy
"Oh Procrustes was probably not the best bed maker in 2000 B.C. His customers would've left so many one star reviews"
"Oh Procrustes was probably not the best bed maker in 2000 B.C. His customers would've left so many one star reviews"
Started reading Master and Commander and well
December 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Started reading Master and Commander and well
Didn't do a list of books last year but I took this morning to compile the year in reading. Over 80 books this year so far.
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The Year In Reading | The Rorie Roundup
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December 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Didn't do a list of books last year but I took this morning to compile the year in reading. Over 80 books this year so far.
www.patreon.com/posts/146530...
www.patreon.com/posts/146530...
always what you want to see right off the bat
December 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
always what you want to see right off the bat
"get me the Justice Department - Entertainment Division" is a real possible sentence in the next few years
December 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
"get me the Justice Department - Entertainment Division" is a real possible sentence in the next few years
Now watching
BY 2017 THE WORLD ECONOMY HAS COLLAPSED
BY 2017 THE WORLD ECONOMY HAS COLLAPSED
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Now watching
BY 2017 THE WORLD ECONOMY HAS COLLAPSED
BY 2017 THE WORLD ECONOMY HAS COLLAPSED
i don't think the dune movies are good
December 22, 2025 at 6:25 AM
i don't think the dune movies are good
Reposted by Matthew Rorie
The @giantbomb.bsky.social GOTY Guest Lists, a tradition that started in 2010, will begin tomorrow.
One staff member at 10 AM ET.
Then five guests; one every hour.
This will continue every day until @lexluddy.xyz and I run out submissions or we break the brand new CMS.
That Dunk is here to stay.
One staff member at 10 AM ET.
Then five guests; one every hour.
This will continue every day until @lexluddy.xyz and I run out submissions or we break the brand new CMS.
That Dunk is here to stay.
December 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The @giantbomb.bsky.social GOTY Guest Lists, a tradition that started in 2010, will begin tomorrow.
One staff member at 10 AM ET.
Then five guests; one every hour.
This will continue every day until @lexluddy.xyz and I run out submissions or we break the brand new CMS.
That Dunk is here to stay.
One staff member at 10 AM ET.
Then five guests; one every hour.
This will continue every day until @lexluddy.xyz and I run out submissions or we break the brand new CMS.
That Dunk is here to stay.
Ah this is so dumb but it also made me laugh
December 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Ah this is so dumb but it also made me laugh
www.patreon.com/posts/dead-w... Wrote some thoughts on a movie
Dead Wake Up Man | The Rorie Roundup
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December 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
www.patreon.com/posts/dead-w... Wrote some thoughts on a movie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upzv...
it is time once again to throw the hardest christmas song on the playlists
it is time once again to throw the hardest christmas song on the playlists
Jesus Is Born Today (It Is His Birthday)
YouTube video by Oak Ridge Boys - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upzv...
it is time once again to throw the hardest christmas song on the playlists
it is time once again to throw the hardest christmas song on the playlists
so my old friend once again we cross paths
December 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
so my old friend once again we cross paths
wow. this grey blob of rocks is just "chef's kiss"
December 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
wow. this grey blob of rocks is just "chef's kiss"
I just asked my google speaker "hey play Christmas rap songs" and it came back with something along the lines of "Sure, here's a playlist called 'Christmas Hip Hop medium/light skin tone" and uh I didn't realize music playlists had to go through the paper bag test
December 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I just asked my google speaker "hey play Christmas rap songs" and it came back with something along the lines of "Sure, here's a playlist called 'Christmas Hip Hop medium/light skin tone" and uh I didn't realize music playlists had to go through the paper bag test
