oh yeah I forgot to mention that we're starting with a little of the old mom's dead

well, I DO need money for myself but for charity let's spread it around a bit

I personally love it when it's kids on bikes on commercial streets (restaurants, etc) and they have their helmets dangling from the handlebars

I feel like doing the yell from that one Aphex Twin video

Oh I forgot to mention, this is around 9,000 words, 18 pages or so long, in case the preview doesn't show that.

I am not going to make any claims as to whether this is "good," but it was fun to write and I hope you enjoy it.

I mostly wrote it by hand so any AI artifacts like em dashes are solely from using Gemini to transcribe my awful handwriting. One of the few good uses I have for that!

alright well I guess I'm never dying again

I am told this is a "god roll"