Ichabod Portsmouth
@johnnyesquire.bsky.social
My world's on fire, how 'bout yours? (Smash Mouth quotes are not endorsement, but do act as a grim warning on climate change when revisited.) He/him. (Image by @Gedodfx from the other place)
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
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Brutus writing the script Ohio in the snow and the Michigan grounds crew scrambling to get rid of it is a perfect mascot bit
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Brutus writing the script Ohio in the snow and the Michigan grounds crew scrambling to get rid of it is a perfect mascot bit
Consider the debt Hummer owners now owe to Cybertruck owners.
#highthoughts
#douchecanoes #thywatchisover
#highthoughts
#douchecanoes #thywatchisover
July 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Consider the debt Hummer owners now owe to Cybertruck owners.
#highthoughts
#douchecanoes #thywatchisover
#highthoughts
#douchecanoes #thywatchisover
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
@jeremytache.bsky.social what would you call what you were wearing on the Lebatard show today? Is it a cardigan? A shacket? It was nice.
February 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
@jeremytache.bsky.social what would you call what you were wearing on the Lebatard show today? Is it a cardigan? A shacket? It was nice.
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New interview: I talked to @chrislhayes.bsky.social about how attention became the new oil and gas, and how you can wrest it back from extractive oligarchs who are Trump’s new BFFs.
the.ink/p/pay-attent...
the.ink/p/pay-attent...
Pay attention to this
Author and MSNBC anchor Chris Hayes on why your attention is so valuable, how oligarchs try to steal it from you, and how together we can wrest it back
the.ink
January 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
New interview: I talked to @chrislhayes.bsky.social about how attention became the new oil and gas, and how you can wrest it back from extractive oligarchs who are Trump’s new BFFs.
the.ink/p/pay-attent...
the.ink/p/pay-attent...
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US median voters have wonderous minds
January 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
US median voters have wonderous minds
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I woke up this morning thinking about Marc Maron’s 2017 stand-up special “Too Real,” which holds up unfortunately, painfully well.
January 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I woke up this morning thinking about Marc Maron’s 2017 stand-up special “Too Real,” which holds up unfortunately, painfully well.
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This isn’t a “seems like” or “appears to be” event…
It was intentional, deliberate, and unequivocal.
It was intentional, deliberate, and unequivocal.
January 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This isn’t a “seems like” or “appears to be” event…
It was intentional, deliberate, and unequivocal.
It was intentional, deliberate, and unequivocal.
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Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
January 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
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"You can't script this. Roommates when (Quinn) Ewers was at Ohio State. [Jack Sawyer] spoils his dream with that strip-sack and touchdown." - Chris Fowler 🏈 🎙️ #CFP
January 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
"You can't script this. Roommates when (Quinn) Ewers was at Ohio State. [Jack Sawyer] spoils his dream with that strip-sack and touchdown." - Chris Fowler 🏈 🎙️ #CFP
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Cam Skattebo getting carried into a Senor Frogs by Arizona State students like valkyries carrying a warrior to Valhalla @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
January 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Cam Skattebo getting carried into a Senor Frogs by Arizona State students like valkyries carrying a warrior to Valhalla @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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what is clear and what has been clear is that these folks will never have enough. there will never be enough power or adoration or money or really anything. never enough.
MAGA just figured out that the billionaire class is in on the grift
December 26, 2024 at 11:09 PM
what is clear and what has been clear is that these folks will never have enough. there will never be enough power or adoration or money or really anything. never enough.
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Only Democrats can preside over a historic drop in crime that followed a historic spike under the past and future Republican president and get lambasted by other Democrats for not taking crime seriously.
Fascinating murder data from the Real Time Crime Index:
* NYC murders down 8% year-to-date
* San Francisco down 37%
* DC down 32%
* Philadelphia down 41%
* Atlanta down 10%
* Baltimore down 28%
* Detroit down 14%
* New Orleans down 37%
* Cleveland down 30%
Etc.
realtimecrimeindex.com
* NYC murders down 8% year-to-date
* San Francisco down 37%
* DC down 32%
* Philadelphia down 41%
* Atlanta down 10%
* Baltimore down 28%
* Detroit down 14%
* New Orleans down 37%
* Cleveland down 30%
Etc.
realtimecrimeindex.com
December 26, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Only Democrats can preside over a historic drop in crime that followed a historic spike under the past and future Republican president and get lambasted by other Democrats for not taking crime seriously.
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You still have people saying, "I don't see any evidence that Musk is a neo-Nazi." And it's like, I can't know what's in his heart, but he follows them on Twitter, retweets them, promotes their conspiracy theories, parrots their rhetoric, and now recommends their party for Germany. But who knows?
December 20, 2024 at 1:53 PM
You still have people saying, "I don't see any evidence that Musk is a neo-Nazi." And it's like, I can't know what's in his heart, but he follows them on Twitter, retweets them, promotes their conspiracy theories, parrots their rhetoric, and now recommends their party for Germany. But who knows?
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the best thing I watched on TV this year was Shogun because every character's solution to even the most minor paperwork snafu was "fine, I'll kill myself"
December 20, 2024 at 2:24 PM
the best thing I watched on TV this year was Shogun because every character's solution to even the most minor paperwork snafu was "fine, I'll kill myself"
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pass laws that compel new liquor stores and dispensaries to open in defunct businesses and retain the brand identity. Weed Lobster will rise
When Hollywood Video closed here someone bought it and just changed “video” to “liquors” and it’s been wildly successful for 14 years. It always vaguely feels like a metaphor. One my mind races from. #filmsky #americanlife #videostores
November 23, 2024 at 5:37 PM
pass laws that compel new liquor stores and dispensaries to open in defunct businesses and retain the brand identity. Weed Lobster will rise
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In a sane world Elon Musk would not just have less power, but no power at all. Not even a drivers license. He’d be the town creep who everyone shuns and throws rotten fruit and garbage at on sight. Gollum only more annoying.
November 23, 2024 at 6:57 PM
In a sane world Elon Musk would not just have less power, but no power at all. Not even a drivers license. He’d be the town creep who everyone shuns and throws rotten fruit and garbage at on sight. Gollum only more annoying.
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America isn't "headed for bankruptcy," no matter what South African Michael Scott says here.
But if he's really concerned about the federal government's balance sheet, he should urge Trump to raise taxes on individuals like him and businesses like the ones he owns. Problem solved.
But if he's really concerned about the federal government's balance sheet, he should urge Trump to raise taxes on individuals like him and businesses like the ones he owns. Problem solved.
November 23, 2024 at 7:26 PM
America isn't "headed for bankruptcy," no matter what South African Michael Scott says here.
But if he's really concerned about the federal government's balance sheet, he should urge Trump to raise taxes on individuals like him and businesses like the ones he owns. Problem solved.
But if he's really concerned about the federal government's balance sheet, he should urge Trump to raise taxes on individuals like him and businesses like the ones he owns. Problem solved.
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Reminder: This is why Gus Johnson refers to them as the "world famous" Ohio State Buckeyes.
Here's why Gus Johnson calls them the 'world-famous Ohio State Buckeyes'
A lot of viewers are tired of hearing Gus Johnson refer to them as the "world-famous Ohio State Buckeyes" but he's got a good reason.
awfulannouncing.com
November 23, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Reminder: This is why Gus Johnson refers to them as the "world famous" Ohio State Buckeyes.
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Starship Troopers remains undefeated as a honeytrap for fascist dipshits
I swear this dude has never understood a single piece of media he worships
November 14, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Starship Troopers remains undefeated as a honeytrap for fascist dipshits
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"check this shit out" [I close my eyes and ram an embankment with my shitty McLaren F1, it's not clear what move I was trying to do] "this isn't insured,"
Musk is a fucking Danny McBride character
August 21, 2023 at 9:03 PM
"check this shit out" [I close my eyes and ram an embankment with my shitty McLaren F1, it's not clear what move I was trying to do] "this isn't insured,"
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