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I put $50,000 in a shoe box and give it to the IRS official who drives by in an SUV
February 20, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I put $50,000 in a shoe box and give it to the IRS official who drives by in an SUV
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Shitty ai being integrated into everything despite it being ass is like nepotism with a bunch of tech billionaires insisting we have to work with and take seriously their idiot robot son
February 16, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Shitty ai being integrated into everything despite it being ass is like nepotism with a bunch of tech billionaires insisting we have to work with and take seriously their idiot robot son
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Welcome intelligent people coming to a trusted source for middling but reliably acceptable content! Glad to have you here!
February 6, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Welcome intelligent people coming to a trusted source for middling but reliably acceptable content! Glad to have you here!
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I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
February 6, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
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In my hands is my first iPod. Steve Jobs is smiling at me. Everybody at the Apple Store is smiling.
I take off my Apple Vision. I am back in the retirement home. Nobody has visited me for 12 years. I put it back on.
I hold my iPod. Everybody in the Apple Store is smiling.
I take off my Apple Vision. I am back in the retirement home. Nobody has visited me for 12 years. I put it back on.
I hold my iPod. Everybody in the Apple Store is smiling.
February 3, 2024 at 12:44 AM
In my hands is my first iPod. Steve Jobs is smiling at me. Everybody at the Apple Store is smiling.
I take off my Apple Vision. I am back in the retirement home. Nobody has visited me for 12 years. I put it back on.
I hold my iPod. Everybody in the Apple Store is smiling.
I take off my Apple Vision. I am back in the retirement home. Nobody has visited me for 12 years. I put it back on.
I hold my iPod. Everybody in the Apple Store is smiling.
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The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch
January 30, 2024 at 1:53 AM
The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch
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No offense but if god spoke to me and told me his main concern for our country was that the national debt was too high I would tell god to stop speaking to me
‘God spoke to me’: Ryan Binkley’s quixotic quest for the Republican nod
The pastor from Texas is an extreme long shot in New Hampshire, but he’s forging ahead with his lonely bid
www.theguardian.com
January 21, 2024 at 5:02 PM
No offense but if god spoke to me and told me his main concern for our country was that the national debt was too high I would tell god to stop speaking to me
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My dad was watching 60 Minutes and they were talking to a guy who was like "I think working from home is bad for people and it's bad for society" then a few minutes later it was like "his company owns 3 million square feet of office real estate" 🤔
January 15, 2024 at 1:40 AM
My dad was watching 60 Minutes and they were talking to a guy who was like "I think working from home is bad for people and it's bad for society" then a few minutes later it was like "his company owns 3 million square feet of office real estate" 🤔
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Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
January 9, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
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Wow the new report post options are actually quite good?
December 29, 2023 at 11:00 AM
Wow the new report post options are actually quite good?
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The funniest thing about this: If you just disqualified both Trump and Biden and held an election between two random governors, most people would say “oh thank Christ”
December 21, 2023 at 2:59 PM
The funniest thing about this: If you just disqualified both Trump and Biden and held an election between two random governors, most people would say “oh thank Christ”
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there’s something beautiful about stealing bored ape NFTs in December 2023. there’s absolutely no money in it, whoever did it just wanted to see the pathetic tweets it would produce. god bless them
December 16, 2023 at 7:27 PM
there’s something beautiful about stealing bored ape NFTs in December 2023. there’s absolutely no money in it, whoever did it just wanted to see the pathetic tweets it would produce. god bless them
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when life gives you lemons, add 390mg caffeine. you will surely not regret 390mg caffeine.
December 16, 2023 at 3:53 AM
when life gives you lemons, add 390mg caffeine. you will surely not regret 390mg caffeine.
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genuinely thought this was a joke when I saw it but this is Elon’s pinned tweet right now? the man is down unbelievable. got so depressed he flipped around from an edgelord to a wine mom. he’s experiencing every variant of human misery
December 5, 2023 at 5:59 AM
genuinely thought this was a joke when I saw it but this is Elon’s pinned tweet right now? the man is down unbelievable. got so depressed he flipped around from an edgelord to a wine mom. he’s experiencing every variant of human misery
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Bill: Some of them Eldar ladies are real pretty...
Hank: Bill, what would the Emperor say about that kind of talk?
Boomhauer: Hey man, talmbout dang ol' heresy man, got dem Ordo Hereticus comin' up in here like ++EXTERMINATUS++ pew pew, boom
Hank: Heh. You said it, Boomhauer-servitor
Hank: Bill, what would the Emperor say about that kind of talk?
Boomhauer: Hey man, talmbout dang ol' heresy man, got dem Ordo Hereticus comin' up in here like ++EXTERMINATUS++ pew pew, boom
Hank: Heh. You said it, Boomhauer-servitor
December 5, 2023 at 5:14 AM
Bill: Some of them Eldar ladies are real pretty...
Hank: Bill, what would the Emperor say about that kind of talk?
Boomhauer: Hey man, talmbout dang ol' heresy man, got dem Ordo Hereticus comin' up in here like ++EXTERMINATUS++ pew pew, boom
Hank: Heh. You said it, Boomhauer-servitor
Hank: Bill, what would the Emperor say about that kind of talk?
Boomhauer: Hey man, talmbout dang ol' heresy man, got dem Ordo Hereticus comin' up in here like ++EXTERMINATUS++ pew pew, boom
Hank: Heh. You said it, Boomhauer-servitor
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imo Bluesky is Twitter New Game. Like total progress wipe, an entire class of new users from 2007 logging on w/ no concept of shitposting & the deeply-unchallenged belief that nobody would ever lie on the internet. Except you've also got fuckers on their 15th challenge run of Online NG++ melee-only
December 3, 2023 at 2:43 AM
imo Bluesky is Twitter New Game. Like total progress wipe, an entire class of new users from 2007 logging on w/ no concept of shitposting & the deeply-unchallenged belief that nobody would ever lie on the internet. Except you've also got fuckers on their 15th challenge run of Online NG++ melee-only
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"Why did you delete that tweet" To teach you about impermanence
December 2, 2023 at 1:55 PM
"Why did you delete that tweet" To teach you about impermanence
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RIP to George Santos, the Poochie of cartoonishly inept corrupt comic villains of Congress; so off the chain that even Congressional Republicans were like "look I had the January 6 buffalo horns guy to my Thanksgiving dinner but buddy you? you gotta go."
December 1, 2023 at 4:12 PM
RIP to George Santos, the Poochie of cartoonishly inept corrupt comic villains of Congress; so off the chain that even Congressional Republicans were like "look I had the January 6 buffalo horns guy to my Thanksgiving dinner but buddy you? you gotta go."
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CHILDREN OF MEN (2006) is set in 2027. Clive Owen filmed his role in it when he was 41. That means his character would be ~37 today.
I regret to inform you that CHILDREN OF MEN is about a Millennial, and that we will soon all look like this:
I regret to inform you that CHILDREN OF MEN is about a Millennial, and that we will soon all look like this:
December 1, 2023 at 3:32 PM
CHILDREN OF MEN (2006) is set in 2027. Clive Owen filmed his role in it when he was 41. That means his character would be ~37 today.
I regret to inform you that CHILDREN OF MEN is about a Millennial, and that we will soon all look like this:
I regret to inform you that CHILDREN OF MEN is about a Millennial, and that we will soon all look like this:
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Trying to imagine the apocalypse that would leave electric charging stations fully powered and intact.
My man has an out of control mental health/drug problem and it inspired him to make ten of the world’s shittiest bulletproof cars. We should be thinking about Cybertruck in the same way as the Spruce Goose.
December 1, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Trying to imagine the apocalypse that would leave electric charging stations fully powered and intact.
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A seemingly offbeat observation: What Elon Musk paid for Twitter was roughly 10X Britain's entire intelligence budget, MI5, MI6 and more 1. So he could easily afford to be the world's best informed man. Instead he gets his information from random nutjobs www.politics.co.uk/reference/mi6/
December 1, 2023 at 2:41 PM
A seemingly offbeat observation: What Elon Musk paid for Twitter was roughly 10X Britain's entire intelligence budget, MI5, MI6 and more 1. So he could easily afford to be the world's best informed man. Instead he gets his information from random nutjobs www.politics.co.uk/reference/mi6/