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Joan
@joaniepbaloney.bsky.social
Actor, Musician, Educator
Black Lives Matter
Free Palestine
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Me: For what it’s worth, I think I’d Fuck the Ghost of Christmas Future, Marry Christmas Present, and Kill Christmas Past. Feels like the only logical solution to me.

My therapist: I think we should meet twice next week.
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Today’s Dick pic👇😁
June 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Remember how easy it was to learn to concoct a scheme? Thank the Phoenicians. They invented them!
June 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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May 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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a DNR order but it's "do not resurrect"
April 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Spare the Rod Stewart, Spoil the Destiny’s Child
April 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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yeah you can say i have jester’s privilege. everyone is nice to me because they LOVE my finely-woven suit of motley and stylish fool’s cap
April 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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writers artists
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April 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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February 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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beaker on magazine covers: thread
February 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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How I do anything
3 days to psych myself up to it
30 min to do it
3 days to recover
February 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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i got a cheese omelette, home fries, and a subpoena
February 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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February 15, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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My boyfriend said we can’t hang out this weekend bc he doesn’t exist
February 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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roses are red
holy fuck we’re all gonna die
February 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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You're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you over all this impending doom.
February 3, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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A cat would never got my tongue, that would not happen
February 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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These fake Christians wouldn’t know Jesus if he came down from heaven and died on a cross for them…
January 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I’m done dating humans. I’ve got a better idea—
January 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Excuse me while I slip into something more delusional.
January 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM