jmalloyesq
@jmalloyesq.bsky.social
husband, father/dogfather, lawyer - occasionally hitting the sweet spot where hope, humor, and depression meet
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jmalloyesq
@jmalloyesq.bsky.social
· Nov 30
I know one of my beds is right behind me and you appear to be on the computer, but I can’t help but notice nobody else is on your lap, so … you know ….
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For 248 years the streets of America didn’t feature a roving masked federal kidnapping squad that might send you a Central American death camp or just murder you themselves, but getting rid of it now is some impossible lefty fantasy that professional Democrats lamentably must struggle against.
Classic Democratic no-win. All of them voted against the OBAA, which supercharged ICE funding and hiring. But they won't say they'd "abolish ICE" so they'll get yelled at (mostly by people who'll vote for them in the midterms after threatening not to).
Top Democrats decline to say if they would rein in ICE after Minnesota shooting
January 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
For 248 years the streets of America didn’t feature a roving masked federal kidnapping squad that might send you a Central American death camp or just murder you themselves, but getting rid of it now is some impossible lefty fantasy that professional Democrats lamentably must struggle against.
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Millions of Americans watched a middle-aged US citizen get shot in the face and killed by an ICE officer today. That's a level of national trauma that deserves a more respectful response from this administration than falsely claiming she's a domestic terrorist. We have lost our moral compass.
January 7, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Millions of Americans watched a middle-aged US citizen get shot in the face and killed by an ICE officer today. That's a level of national trauma that deserves a more respectful response from this administration than falsely claiming she's a domestic terrorist. We have lost our moral compass.
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the face she makes as she walks away before giving him a chance to answer is the energy I wish every Democrat would give to Fox News. "got anything to say? no? didn't think so. please choke. bye."
Fox Producer: Jesse Watters would like to invite you on his show
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
January 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
the face she makes as she walks away before giving him a chance to answer is the energy I wish every Democrat would give to Fox News. "got anything to say? no? didn't think so. please choke. bye."
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So Capitol Police officers were assaulted and injured on Jan 6th, the White House today is blaming them for the violence, and the people who attacked them have been pardoned and are back to mock and abuse them on the 5th anniversary.
And the GOP is the party of the police? Really? REALLY??
And the GOP is the party of the police? Really? REALLY??
White House's newly-posted "timeline" of Jan 6 blames Capitol Police for Jan 6, which included an attack on ..... Capitol Police
January 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
So Capitol Police officers were assaulted and injured on Jan 6th, the White House today is blaming them for the violence, and the people who attacked them have been pardoned and are back to mock and abuse them on the 5th anniversary.
And the GOP is the party of the police? Really? REALLY??
And the GOP is the party of the police? Really? REALLY??
My theory is that the human experience can best be summed up by the following: “This is why we can’t have nice things!” My supporting evidence is … [waves hand around indiscriminately at everything].
January 6, 2026 at 12:33 AM
My theory is that the human experience can best be summed up by the following: “This is why we can’t have nice things!” My supporting evidence is … [waves hand around indiscriminately at everything].
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last night of the holiday
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
last night of the holiday
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Yeah, people are fixating on a Cabinet Secretary being given a sovereign country to run because the president waged war without congressional approval and kidnapped the old leader. Weird that they’d get hung up on that.
WELKER: Mr. Secretary, are you running Venezuela right now?
MARCO RUBIO: Yeah. People are fixating on that. Here's the bottom line -- we expect to see changes in Venezuela
MARCO RUBIO: Yeah. People are fixating on that. Here's the bottom line -- we expect to see changes in Venezuela
January 4, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Yeah, people are fixating on a Cabinet Secretary being given a sovereign country to run because the president waged war without congressional approval and kidnapped the old leader. Weird that they’d get hung up on that.
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Apparently Venezuela has deep substrate foliated kalkite
a man in a white uniform stands in front of a star wars logo and says it 's bad luck venezuela
ALT: a man in a white uniform stands in front of a star wars logo and says it 's bad luck venezuela
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Apparently Venezuela has deep substrate foliated kalkite
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we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable
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Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
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I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 7:51 AM
I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.
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This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
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Big if true
Pretty sure this is the best reporting I've seen explaining this youtube.com/shorts/f_l9X...
What’s going on with the daycares in Minneapolis?
YouTube video by Dave Jorgenson
youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Big if true
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
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This is essentially the plot of The Sound of Music.
"Any artist cancelling their show at the Trump Kennedy Center over political differences isn't courageous or principled—they are selfish, intolerant, and have failed to meet the basic duty of a public artist: to perform for all people"- Kennedy Center spokesperson Roma Daravi
Kennedy Center vows to sue musician who canceled performance over Trump name change
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building.
www.npr.org
December 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
This is essentially the plot of The Sound of Music.
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Christ on a bike, this is brilliant.
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Christ on a bike, this is brilliant.
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
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“The grandma was RUNNING! In the street!”
December 24, 2023 at 8:27 PM
“The grandma was RUNNING! In the street!”
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this is the sound it makes when daffy duck runs directly into a telephone pole
December 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
this is the sound it makes when daffy duck runs directly into a telephone pole
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Thrilled to hear that this ignorant old man with multiple pathologies and rapidly advancing dementia will be taking an active role in US Navy ship design.
Trump: We need Greenland for national protection. They have a very small population. They say Denmark, but Denmark has no military protection. They say that Denmark was there 300 years ago with a boat—well, we were there with boats too I’m sure.
December 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Thrilled to hear that this ignorant old man with multiple pathologies and rapidly advancing dementia will be taking an active role in US Navy ship design.
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
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This was a human being. What the fuck is wrong with you?
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This was a human being. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Put the Christ back in Christmas except for stuff that Christ would say we are canonically/biblically evil for doing
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Put the Christ back in Christmas except for stuff that Christ would say we are canonically/biblically evil for doing
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Trump: What’s a fancy word for "lots of big boats"?
Advisor: Armada. But—
T: Armada? Perfect. *“…largest Armada ever…”*
A: But, sir, the connotations of—
T: No, it’s perfect. Armada. Big boats.
A: Yes, but in 1588 the Spanish Armada was destr—
T: Exactly. Spanish, Venezuela, destroyed.
Advisor: Armada. But—
T: Armada? Perfect. *“…largest Armada ever…”*
A: But, sir, the connotations of—
T: No, it’s perfect. Armada. Big boats.
A: Yes, but in 1588 the Spanish Armada was destr—
T: Exactly. Spanish, Venezuela, destroyed.
December 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Trump: What’s a fancy word for "lots of big boats"?
Advisor: Armada. But—
T: Armada? Perfect. *“…largest Armada ever…”*
A: But, sir, the connotations of—
T: No, it’s perfect. Armada. Big boats.
A: Yes, but in 1588 the Spanish Armada was destr—
T: Exactly. Spanish, Venezuela, destroyed.
Advisor: Armada. But—
T: Armada? Perfect. *“…largest Armada ever…”*
A: But, sir, the connotations of—
T: No, it’s perfect. Armada. Big boats.
A: Yes, but in 1588 the Spanish Armada was destr—
T: Exactly. Spanish, Venezuela, destroyed.
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After that speech, I think it is more important than ever that we see a real medical report and learn what medications he is on
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
After that speech, I think it is more important than ever that we see a real medical report and learn what medications he is on
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Lacking all dignity
December 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Lacking all dignity