J. M. Lassen
@jlassen.bsky.social
Husband. Father. Bookseller.
Listening to couple next to me: Woman: "What do you mean we disagree on a bunch of stuff. Like politically? Can you give me an example?... Huh. Your kind of sounding like my dad"
LOL dude you are digging yourself a hole. This guy is weirdly toxic. get out while you can.
LOL dude you are digging yourself a hole. This guy is weirdly toxic. get out while you can.
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Listening to couple next to me: Woman: "What do you mean we disagree on a bunch of stuff. Like politically? Can you give me an example?... Huh. Your kind of sounding like my dad"
LOL dude you are digging yourself a hole. This guy is weirdly toxic. get out while you can.
LOL dude you are digging yourself a hole. This guy is weirdly toxic. get out while you can.
my kids keep making “stickers” and I don’t know what to do with them.
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
my kids keep making “stickers” and I don’t know what to do with them.
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Hegseth always calling uniformed personnel "warriors" is interesting. Shows how much stock he puts on performative toughness rather than actual leadership. Is verbal cosplay.
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hegseth always calling uniformed personnel "warriors" is interesting. Shows how much stock he puts on performative toughness rather than actual leadership. Is verbal cosplay.
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Just imagining him narrating to the captain, “so yeah then I yanked this newborn creature around by heavy chains & kicked it when it didn’t instantly acquire language”
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Just imagining him narrating to the captain, “so yeah then I yanked this newborn creature around by heavy chains & kicked it when it didn’t instantly acquire language”
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his transformation from Wearer of Good Coats to Abusive Dad is v effective & I would like him to be dead now
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
his transformation from Wearer of Good Coats to Abusive Dad is v effective & I would like him to be dead now
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[instantly] I would die for the Creature
[2 seconds later] I would murder for the Creature
[10 seconds later] I would murder Victor specifically for the Creature
[2 seconds later] I would murder for the Creature
[10 seconds later] I would murder Victor specifically for the Creature
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
[instantly] I would die for the Creature
[2 seconds later] I would murder for the Creature
[10 seconds later] I would murder Victor specifically for the Creature
[2 seconds later] I would murder for the Creature
[10 seconds later] I would murder Victor specifically for the Creature
That feeling when old married couples start looking alike.
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
That feeling when old married couples start looking alike.
“We just blatantly misrepresent how much our food costs.”
- Beer Barron Bar & Kitchen, Santa Rosa CA
- Beer Barron Bar & Kitchen, Santa Rosa CA
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“We just blatantly misrepresent how much our food costs.”
- Beer Barron Bar & Kitchen, Santa Rosa CA
- Beer Barron Bar & Kitchen, Santa Rosa CA
happy Turkeyday.
We should all have more folk punk in our lives.
Ramshakle Glory is amazing.
Enjoy the energy of this classic song from a live set.
youtu.be/ubX9JaaqBXo
We should all have more folk punk in our lives.
Ramshakle Glory is amazing.
Enjoy the energy of this classic song from a live set.
youtu.be/ubX9JaaqBXo
Ramshackle Glory - Heart Is A Muscle The Size of Your Fist @ Plan-It-X Fest 2012
YouTube video by Destroy Nate Allen
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November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
happy Turkeyday.
We should all have more folk punk in our lives.
Ramshakle Glory is amazing.
Enjoy the energy of this classic song from a live set.
youtu.be/ubX9JaaqBXo
We should all have more folk punk in our lives.
Ramshakle Glory is amazing.
Enjoy the energy of this classic song from a live set.
youtu.be/ubX9JaaqBXo
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"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"
Small acrylic painting I did back in 2019 for a Patreon supporter.
Small acrylic painting I did back in 2019 for a Patreon supporter.
August 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"
Small acrylic painting I did back in 2019 for a Patreon supporter.
Small acrylic painting I did back in 2019 for a Patreon supporter.
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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It’s pronounced Christmas jifts
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s pronounced Christmas jifts
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The internet is closed thank you this is the final post.
It’s pronounced Christmas jifts
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The internet is closed thank you this is the final post.
Everything old is new again.
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Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Everything old is new again.
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James Cameron making an “Avatar” movie subtitled “the fire nation” is peak grumpy old man bullshit.
He is still pissed that that Nicolodean cartoon will forever be more culturally relevant than his space smurfs.
He is still pissed that that Nicolodean cartoon will forever be more culturally relevant than his space smurfs.
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
James Cameron making an “Avatar” movie subtitled “the fire nation” is peak grumpy old man bullshit.
He is still pissed that that Nicolodean cartoon will forever be more culturally relevant than his space smurfs.
He is still pissed that that Nicolodean cartoon will forever be more culturally relevant than his space smurfs.
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Our Democratic mayors would prefer to subsidize parking for wealthy suburban business owners than to make their cities great places for their actual residents
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November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Our Democratic mayors would prefer to subsidize parking for wealthy suburban business owners than to make their cities great places for their actual residents
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2 ongoing convos are dovetailing rn:
1. a holiday shopping $ blackout aimed at big business;
2. worry over small presses closing or paring down.
Let's talk direct action: YOU CAN DO BOTH😀
IT'S VITAL TO SUPPORT indie pubs that encourage risk & diversity. Here's a 🧵 of em you can support directly:
1. a holiday shopping $ blackout aimed at big business;
2. worry over small presses closing or paring down.
Let's talk direct action: YOU CAN DO BOTH😀
IT'S VITAL TO SUPPORT indie pubs that encourage risk & diversity. Here's a 🧵 of em you can support directly:
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
2 ongoing convos are dovetailing rn:
1. a holiday shopping $ blackout aimed at big business;
2. worry over small presses closing or paring down.
Let's talk direct action: YOU CAN DO BOTH😀
IT'S VITAL TO SUPPORT indie pubs that encourage risk & diversity. Here's a 🧵 of em you can support directly:
1. a holiday shopping $ blackout aimed at big business;
2. worry over small presses closing or paring down.
Let's talk direct action: YOU CAN DO BOTH😀
IT'S VITAL TO SUPPORT indie pubs that encourage risk & diversity. Here's a 🧵 of em you can support directly:
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Big news! My second collection of horror stories, NOCTIVAGANTS, is coming out in 2027 with Lethe Press!
Cover reveal coming soon!
Cover reveal coming soon!
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Big news! My second collection of horror stories, NOCTIVAGANTS, is coming out in 2027 with Lethe Press!
Cover reveal coming soon!
Cover reveal coming soon!
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Marimar Martinez is a US citizen who was shot by ICE five times in Chicago.
She was then arrested, labelled a “domestic terrorist” and slandered on social media.
All charges against her have been dropped.
In this interview she shows on of the seven holes the ICE agent put in her body.
She was then arrested, labelled a “domestic terrorist” and slandered on social media.
All charges against her have been dropped.
In this interview she shows on of the seven holes the ICE agent put in her body.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Marimar Martinez is a US citizen who was shot by ICE five times in Chicago.
She was then arrested, labelled a “domestic terrorist” and slandered on social media.
All charges against her have been dropped.
In this interview she shows on of the seven holes the ICE agent put in her body.
She was then arrested, labelled a “domestic terrorist” and slandered on social media.
All charges against her have been dropped.
In this interview she shows on of the seven holes the ICE agent put in her body.
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haha
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.Worse still is their growing belief that the b...
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November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
haha
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Those of you claiming that things are safe for us in MA, need to consider what it means that a group removed these flags under the cover of night.
22 Nov 2025 -- Hundreds of trans pride flags planted on Boston Commons in a planned city-licensed memorial for TDOR removed overnight anonymously. @rikiwilchins.bsky.social
Hundreds of transgender pride flags pulled from memorial on Boston Common
Hundreds of flags representing transgender rights were pulled from a memorial on Boston Common.
www.cbsnews.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Those of you claiming that things are safe for us in MA, need to consider what it means that a group removed these flags under the cover of night.
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it follows but instead of a spectral corpse stalking you after sex it's someone trying to get you read about a person named olivia nuzzi once you logon
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
it follows but instead of a spectral corpse stalking you after sex it's someone trying to get you read about a person named olivia nuzzi once you logon
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Oh wait! Figured out how to get rid of the garbage Gemini button in Chrome:
- Right-click
- Unpin
Gone!
- Right-click
- Unpin
Gone!
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Oh wait! Figured out how to get rid of the garbage Gemini button in Chrome:
- Right-click
- Unpin
Gone!
- Right-click
- Unpin
Gone!
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People were arguing in my mentions today about whether the Earth is "round" when it's technically an irregular oblate spheroid and look "round" doesn't mean "absolutely perfect sphere" it means round. A soccer ball is round, a cantaloupe is round, a fluffy borb in winter is round, just go with it.
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
People were arguing in my mentions today about whether the Earth is "round" when it's technically an irregular oblate spheroid and look "round" doesn't mean "absolutely perfect sphere" it means round. A soccer ball is round, a cantaloupe is round, a fluffy borb in winter is round, just go with it.
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Really rough read. And another example of how granola right-wing grifters play on real societal issues to garner following.
There is real misogyny in healthcare. Birth trauma is a very real phenomenon that is not taken seriously enough. And these people used that to make millions. And kill babies.
There is real misogyny in healthcare. Birth trauma is a very real phenomenon that is not taken seriously enough. And these people used that to make millions. And kill babies.
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
A year-long investigation reveals how mothers lost children after being radicalised by uplifting podcast tales of births without midwives or doctors
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Really rough read. And another example of how granola right-wing grifters play on real societal issues to garner following.
There is real misogyny in healthcare. Birth trauma is a very real phenomenon that is not taken seriously enough. And these people used that to make millions. And kill babies.
There is real misogyny in healthcare. Birth trauma is a very real phenomenon that is not taken seriously enough. And these people used that to make millions. And kill babies.