Patrick Schimani
@jimmythebusdriver.bsky.social
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the degenerate commander player: heh. i've constructed a turn two infinite combo with 30 years worth of the most powerful cards printed, in a format they were never intended to be played in
the noble draft player: wow, a four drop 3/2 that boomerangs a creature? that'll fill out my curve perfectly
the noble draft player: wow, a four drop 3/2 that boomerangs a creature? that'll fill out my curve perfectly
November 22, 2024 at 2:47 AM
the degenerate commander player: heh. i've constructed a turn two infinite combo with 30 years worth of the most powerful cards printed, in a format they were never intended to be played in
the noble draft player: wow, a four drop 3/2 that boomerangs a creature? that'll fill out my curve perfectly
the noble draft player: wow, a four drop 3/2 that boomerangs a creature? that'll fill out my curve perfectly
October 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
www.twitch.tv/jimmythebusd... Neuer FM kommen Sie schauen Sie
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October 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Heute Feiertag @cheronnymoe.bsky.social Beta is draußen
October 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Heute Feiertag @cheronnymoe.bsky.social Beta is draußen
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #MLB #ALDS #SeaUsRise
October 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #MLB #ALDS #SeaUsRise
Now that they're talking about it on the broadcast in relation to Bryce Miller, I can't wait for @foolishbb.bsky.social 's video about Pitching angles in a few months' time
October 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Now that they're talking about it on the broadcast in relation to Bryce Miller, I can't wait for @foolishbb.bsky.social 's video about Pitching angles in a few months' time
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restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food
August 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food
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guy who has only seen the "guy who has only seen The Boss Baby" reading his second post; "getting a lot of "guy who has only seen The Boss Baby watching his second movie; "Getting A Lot of Boss Baby vibes from this" vibes from this"
August 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
guy who has only seen the "guy who has only seen The Boss Baby" reading his second post; "getting a lot of "guy who has only seen The Boss Baby watching his second movie; "Getting A Lot of Boss Baby vibes from this" vibes from this"
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civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
August 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
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All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.
“On Tuesday afternoon, ChatGPT encouraged me to cut my wrists.” @lilashroff.bsky.social reports on how the chatbot was easily prompted to offer instructions for murder, self-mutilation, and devil worship: https://theatln.tc/Up7Ycoli
July 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.
Dw i'n dysgu Cymraeg
June 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Dw i'n dysgu Cymraeg
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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Tageskrone24 exklusiv: DIESES Glas Wasser trank der Amokläufer dietagespresse.com/tageskrone24...
Tageskrone24 exklusiv: DIESES Glas Wasser trank der Amokläufer
In den Tagen nach der Tat stellte sich nur eine Frage: Wie kann man aus der Tragödie möglichst viele Klicks herausholen?
dietagespresse.com
June 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Tageskrone24 exklusiv: DIESES Glas Wasser trank der Amokläufer dietagespresse.com/tageskrone24...
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it's really funny to live in a world where people are trying to argue that you don't exist while there's a separate group of people convinced that a bunch of auto-complete functions might be considered a person
May 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
it's really funny to live in a world where people are trying to argue that you don't exist while there's a separate group of people convinced that a bunch of auto-complete functions might be considered a person
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
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If AI is so great, how come they have to keep forcing it on us?
May 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If AI is so great, how come they have to keep forcing it on us?
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May 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment
May 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment
Happy anniversary!
April 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Happy anniversary!
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[FDR, December 7th, 1941, off-mic]
Yamamoto’s command is so good tonight. That sinker just now was filthy.
April 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
[FDR, December 7th, 1941, off-mic]
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Better a pig than a gen A.I. user!
March 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Better a pig than a gen A.I. user!
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With the White House using OpenAi to make racist propaganda in studio ghibli art style there has never been apt scene in anime history:
March 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
With the White House using OpenAi to make racist propaganda in studio ghibli art style there has never been apt scene in anime history: