jimmyone
@jimmyoneill.bsky.social
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summer penis, had me a blast
summer penis, happened so fast
summer penis, happened so fast
June 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
summer penis, had me a blast
summer penis, happened so fast
summer penis, happened so fast
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Instead you are going to have to start boofing ivermectin
June 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Instead you are going to have to start boofing ivermectin
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“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand
June 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand
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the best part about using Duo MFA push notifications is all the times it doesn’t work and you need to open the app anyway🫠
June 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
the best part about using Duo MFA push notifications is all the times it doesn’t work and you need to open the app anyway🫠
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NYC debate questions be like
Mr Cuomo what's your fav sandwich
Mr Lander why would Mr Cuomo be the best mayor
Mr Mamdani you have 30 seconds to explain how you plan to bring peace to the middle east ready go
Mr Cuomo what's your fav sandwich
Mr Lander why would Mr Cuomo be the best mayor
Mr Mamdani you have 30 seconds to explain how you plan to bring peace to the middle east ready go
June 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
NYC debate questions be like
Mr Cuomo what's your fav sandwich
Mr Lander why would Mr Cuomo be the best mayor
Mr Mamdani you have 30 seconds to explain how you plan to bring peace to the middle east ready go
Mr Cuomo what's your fav sandwich
Mr Lander why would Mr Cuomo be the best mayor
Mr Mamdani you have 30 seconds to explain how you plan to bring peace to the middle east ready go
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Maybe we wrote too much code.
June 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Maybe we wrote too much code.
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If you agree, please share!
June 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
If you agree, please share!
just got dos toros
Eating Chipotle is disloyalty if you are a New Yorker. We have Dos Toros
June 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
just got dos toros
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It’s insane how many people were mad at inflation and then voted for this
FED’S WALLER: TARIFFS TO BE MAIN DRIVER OF INFLATION THIS YEAR
June 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It’s insane how many people were mad at inflation and then voted for this
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Not to be annoying about the passing of time but I can’t believe it’s June already
June 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Not to be annoying about the passing of time but I can’t believe it’s June already
capitalism baybeee
$PLTR spiking on news it will collab with the Trump admin to build a database that will be used against the American people at Trump's whim
May 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
capitalism baybeee
i am addicted to breakfast sandwiches
May 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
i am addicted to breakfast sandwiches
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please don’t answer my call if your in the bathroom. it’s cool just call me back. why is anyone taking calls in the bathroom
people who take calls on speakerphone in public bathrooms: why?
May 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
please don’t answer my call if your in the bathroom. it’s cool just call me back. why is anyone taking calls in the bathroom
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Charlie Woods won a prestigious junior golf tournament Wednesday, shooting 15-under over three rounds.
He beat the No. 1 junior in the country, 16-year-old Miles Russell, by six shots.
More: www.nytimes.com/athletic/638...
He beat the No. 1 junior in the country, 16-year-old Miles Russell, by six shots.
More: www.nytimes.com/athletic/638...
May 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Charlie Woods won a prestigious junior golf tournament Wednesday, shooting 15-under over three rounds.
He beat the No. 1 junior in the country, 16-year-old Miles Russell, by six shots.
More: www.nytimes.com/athletic/638...
He beat the No. 1 junior in the country, 16-year-old Miles Russell, by six shots.
More: www.nytimes.com/athletic/638...
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Not to get political but I eat a lot of cheese
May 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Not to get political but I eat a lot of cheese
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a double dribble are you five??
May 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
a double dribble are you five??
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(at the grocery store)
nobody:
nobody:
me: cho-BANI once told me—
nobody:
nobody:
me: cho-BANI once told me—
March 18, 2024 at 10:41 PM
(at the grocery store)
nobody:
nobody:
me: cho-BANI once told me—
nobody:
nobody:
me: cho-BANI once told me—
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The year is 2027
Tesla's car sales are declining for the 4th year in a row.
Elon Musk says he's back sleeping on the factory floor, Robotaxis are coming at scale "by the end of the year" and that every home will own 4 Tesla robots.
The stock crosses $10 trillion in market cap.
Tesla's car sales are declining for the 4th year in a row.
Elon Musk says he's back sleeping on the factory floor, Robotaxis are coming at scale "by the end of the year" and that every home will own 4 Tesla robots.
The stock crosses $10 trillion in market cap.
May 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The year is 2027
Tesla's car sales are declining for the 4th year in a row.
Elon Musk says he's back sleeping on the factory floor, Robotaxis are coming at scale "by the end of the year" and that every home will own 4 Tesla robots.
The stock crosses $10 trillion in market cap.
Tesla's car sales are declining for the 4th year in a row.
Elon Musk says he's back sleeping on the factory floor, Robotaxis are coming at scale "by the end of the year" and that every home will own 4 Tesla robots.
The stock crosses $10 trillion in market cap.
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If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
May 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
for the first time in a while i purposely explored new cheesesteak experiences. angelos is the new all time best
May 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
for the first time in a while i purposely explored new cheesesteak experiences. angelos is the new all time best
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Bouncing off the 2nd lowest levels since the 1950’s! 🇺🇸
May 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Bouncing off the 2nd lowest levels since the 1950’s! 🇺🇸