JZ
@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social
TSLAQ OG and waiting for the FO stage for about 10 years but not sure if it will happen anymore. Here because zuck is also a loser.
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JZ
@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social
· Sep 22
I love how republicans act like autism is a disease that needs solving. Why because they don’t live their life like you? Of course some severe cases are hard for them to live their life in our society but that is our societies problem not theirs! Fuck RFK jr. and Trump but that goes without saying.
No fun league
Pelissero: Panthers S Tre'Von Moehrig suspended 1 game for act of unsportsmanlike conduct on Monday.
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
No fun league
I thought we had a deal 😂
TRUMP: HAD A GOOD TALK WITH JAPAN LEADER
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I thought we had a deal 😂
I just commented on a bunch of ole Dems still fawning over this women. They still exist among us!
remember when they went wild over Pelosi ripping paper?
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I just commented on a bunch of ole Dems still fawning over this women. They still exist among us!
What happens when a Ponzi scheme loses a LARGE chunk of revenue
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
What happens when a Ponzi scheme loses a LARGE chunk of revenue
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Wrote another headline with @lopatto.bsky.social www.theverge.com/business/828...
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Wrote another headline with @lopatto.bsky.social www.theverge.com/business/828...
We knew this though, people just refused to believe it? Y’all are slow….
“.. This is X in 2025: Potentially fake accounts crying at other potentially fake accounts that they aren’t real, all while refusing to acknowledge that they themselves aren’t who they say they are — a Russian nesting doll of bullshit.”
@cwarzel.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
@cwarzel.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
We knew this though, people just refused to believe it? Y’all are slow….
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Dude who just got the SV Bank bailout two years ago is back banging the cup. It’s a tell.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Dude who just got the SV Bank bailout two years ago is back banging the cup. It’s a tell.
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Tesla claimed the Netherlands regulator committed to approving its FSD Supervised for use there. The regulator said nope, and told Tesla fans stop emailing to try to influence the agency’s decision which will be based on safety testing not vibes or pressure… www.cnbc.com/2025/11/24/t...
Tesla fans told by Dutch safety regulator to stop pressuring agency on 'FSD Supervised'
Dutch automotive safety regulator RDW said that Tesla is working to gain approval to make its "FSD Supervised" systems available in the Netherlands.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Tesla claimed the Netherlands regulator committed to approving its FSD Supervised for use there. The regulator said nope, and told Tesla fans stop emailing to try to influence the agency’s decision which will be based on safety testing not vibes or pressure… www.cnbc.com/2025/11/24/t...
Damn wish I played the rams defense last night over Baltimore, this is going to be close one tonight
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Damn wish I played the rams defense last night over Baltimore, this is going to be close one tonight
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MAGA_Soccer_Mom and Cybertrucker4Trump arguing on twitter over who loves America the most
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
MAGA_Soccer_Mom and Cybertrucker4Trump arguing on twitter over who loves America the most
That was weird and felt the same wtf when it was happening. Why feel the need to go out of the way lmao. Also do the browns really want Watson mentoring rookies?
hey hey hey stop with the deshaun watson praise
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
That was weird and felt the same wtf when it was happening. Why feel the need to go out of the way lmao. Also do the browns really want Watson mentoring rookies?
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Undoubtedly, Musk's "make people laugh at a party" is him taking a picture of someone he employs, having MechaHitler roast their appearance, and then delighting in the forced laughter of his other employees.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Undoubtedly, Musk's "make people laugh at a party" is him taking a picture of someone he employs, having MechaHitler roast their appearance, and then delighting in the forced laughter of his other employees.
Jamarcus also got but on a shitty team…McCarthy is on a team with one of the best wideouts in the league and finished 14-3 last season 🤣
J.J. McCarthy now ranks 851 out of 852 in EPA per Dropback among qualified passers since 2000, per Tru Media. The only player below McCarthy is JaMarcus Russell.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Jamarcus also got but on a shitty team…McCarthy is on a team with one of the best wideouts in the league and finished 14-3 last season 🤣
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Imagine knowing your platform was a playground for predators, fueling teen depression, eating disorders, and suicide and deciding the best course of action was… absolutely nothing. Meta didn’t just “miss” anything.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Imagine knowing your platform was a playground for predators, fueling teen depression, eating disorders, and suicide and deciding the best course of action was… absolutely nothing. Meta didn’t just “miss” anything.
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Leaving STONE FORSTYHE to block Myles Garrett with zero help is a war crime
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Leaving STONE FORSTYHE to block Myles Garrett with zero help is a war crime
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Yo what’s up chat. It’s ya boy Sisyphus, back again with another Eternal Boulder Any% run. If you’re new here, smash that follow button like Zeus smashed my hopes and dreams.
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Yo what’s up chat. It’s ya boy Sisyphus, back again with another Eternal Boulder Any% run. If you’re new here, smash that follow button like Zeus smashed my hopes and dreams.
What a horrible human and we let people walk this earth that think he is not
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What a horrible human and we let people walk this earth that think he is not
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Sadly that text was fifty cents minimum, depending if it was invented or not
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Sadly that text was fifty cents minimum, depending if it was invented or not
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I would simply not buy a car designed by a drug addict and then I wouldn’t have this problem
Tesla was sued over a fiery crash in Washington state that left one person dead and another seriously injured after rescuers allegedly struggled to open the vehicle’s doors, the latest in a growing body of litigation scrutinizing the company’s electrically powered handles
Tesla Sued Over Another Fatal Crash in Growing Scrutiny of Doors
Tesla Inc. was sued over a fiery crash in Washington state that left one person dead and another seriously injured after rescuers allegedly struggled to open the vehicle’s doors, the latest in a growing body of litigation scrutinizing the company’s electrically powered handles.
bloom.bg
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I would simply not buy a car designed by a drug addict and then I wouldn’t have this problem
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Primary everyone. All of em. I'm serious. They have the worst political instincts in history in addition to being a bunch of pricks with a cushy job. Time to leave and go write your book, assholes. Take Tapper and the other dickheads with you on the way out
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Primary everyone. All of em. I'm serious. They have the worst political instincts in history in addition to being a bunch of pricks with a cushy job. Time to leave and go write your book, assholes. Take Tapper and the other dickheads with you on the way out
Thankfully I have been doing the HDHP for years because hoooo boy does it suck now at my company. Just let’s not get injured a couple years in a row now.
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Thankfully I have been doing the HDHP for years because hoooo boy does it suck now at my company. Just let’s not get injured a couple years in a row now.