Jordy
@jhanke.bsky.social
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In order to distract from stories that he associated with a known sex offender, Donald Trump met with Cristiano Ronaldo
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
In order to distract from stories that he associated with a known sex offender, Donald Trump met with Cristiano Ronaldo
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I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.
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We're witnessing the most aggressive, fanatical crackdown on free speech in my lifetime. The speed and breadth of government censorship and private sector and nonprofit capitulation has been astonishing. As has the lack of urgency/silence from people who've long claimed to care about this stuff.
September 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
We're witnessing the most aggressive, fanatical crackdown on free speech in my lifetime. The speed and breadth of government censorship and private sector and nonprofit capitulation has been astonishing. As has the lack of urgency/silence from people who've long claimed to care about this stuff.
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NYT Opinion gearing up to write one million more annoying articles
June 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
NYT Opinion gearing up to write one million more annoying articles
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As someone who would heat up a bucket of popcorn and watch Tucker Carlson be mauled by two-dozen rabid wolverines with great delight, it pains me beyond words to do this but...
June 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
As someone who would heat up a bucket of popcorn and watch Tucker Carlson be mauled by two-dozen rabid wolverines with great delight, it pains me beyond words to do this but...
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Tonight, I'll go home and sleep in my bed. I have a lawyer, I'll get due process.
But Edgardo, whose arm was ripped from mine by ICE agents, has none of those things.
That's why I'll keep coming back to court, week after week, to make sure that people's rights are protected.
But Edgardo, whose arm was ripped from mine by ICE agents, has none of those things.
That's why I'll keep coming back to court, week after week, to make sure that people's rights are protected.
Brad Lander: "I'll keep coming back to court, week after week"
YouTube video by Brad Lander for NYC
youtu.be
June 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Tonight, I'll go home and sleep in my bed. I have a lawyer, I'll get due process.
But Edgardo, whose arm was ripped from mine by ICE agents, has none of those things.
That's why I'll keep coming back to court, week after week, to make sure that people's rights are protected.
But Edgardo, whose arm was ripped from mine by ICE agents, has none of those things.
That's why I'll keep coming back to court, week after week, to make sure that people's rights are protected.
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The military isn’t being employed to carry out an immigration policy.
The immigration policy, and especially the way the administration is choosing to carry it out, is an excuse to call out the military.
The immigration policy, and especially the way the administration is choosing to carry it out, is an excuse to call out the military.
June 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The military isn’t being employed to carry out an immigration policy.
The immigration policy, and especially the way the administration is choosing to carry it out, is an excuse to call out the military.
The immigration policy, and especially the way the administration is choosing to carry it out, is an excuse to call out the military.
Grateful that PSG is answering the age old question: Is it better to have infinite money or finite money when building a soccer team?
May 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Grateful that PSG is answering the age old question: Is it better to have infinite money or finite money when building a soccer team?
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Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
May 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
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Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
April 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
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(to the first guy i see after throwing thirty geese in a well) congratulations. you are now the Goose Czar
Trump is preparing to make JD Vance the “tariff czar” to deal with the rising prices and other problems that are about to arise because of their tariffs on China.
🔗: www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-a...
🔗: www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-a...
April 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
(to the first guy i see after throwing thirty geese in a well) congratulations. you are now the Goose Czar
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Congrats to every Money Genius who supported Trump to lower their own taxes and now has to watch their beloved portfolios fall off a cliff like Wile E. Coyote holding up a funny sign, you deserve it
April 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Congrats to every Money Genius who supported Trump to lower their own taxes and now has to watch their beloved portfolios fall off a cliff like Wile E. Coyote holding up a funny sign, you deserve it
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every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
March 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
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Massive, meaningful changes in governance done as a result of a ctrl-f for the word "transition." No one will ever believe how stupid this shit was.
This is a program for teenagers with serious disabilities who are finishing high school and transitioning to their next steps in life. Trump just axed it, effective immediately, in the middle of the night, with no notice.
the richest man in the world has decided that your kids don't deserve special education programs
February 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Massive, meaningful changes in governance done as a result of a ctrl-f for the word "transition." No one will ever believe how stupid this shit was.
Better late than never
February 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Better late than never
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
Darnold playing like he wants to resign with Minnesota (derogatory)
January 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Darnold playing like he wants to resign with Minnesota (derogatory)
I don’t fully understand Darnolds sack escaping strategy of “running straight backwards,” and it hasn’t yielded results so far, but I trust the process!
November 4, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I don’t fully understand Darnolds sack escaping strategy of “running straight backwards,” and it hasn’t yielded results so far, but I trust the process!
I’m not blaming the refs for the loss- the Vikings were garbage and deserved to lose.
But I am blaming the refs for it ending in the most unsatisfying way possible. We deserved another hilarious Darnold disaster
But I am blaming the refs for it ending in the most unsatisfying way possible. We deserved another hilarious Darnold disaster
October 25, 2024 at 3:14 AM
I’m not blaming the refs for the loss- the Vikings were garbage and deserved to lose.
But I am blaming the refs for it ending in the most unsatisfying way possible. We deserved another hilarious Darnold disaster
But I am blaming the refs for it ending in the most unsatisfying way possible. We deserved another hilarious Darnold disaster
I am 100% using “I have the concepts of a plan” next time I’m unprepared for a meeting
September 11, 2024 at 2:30 AM
I am 100% using “I have the concepts of a plan” next time I’m unprepared for a meeting