JFK’s Shiny Teeth
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It’s okay, I’m from Canada.
Left The Bad Site after the election. So sick of that man and his stupid tie and Temu gold decor and racism and misogyny and fascism etcetera ad infinitum.
My dog hates lawn chairs.
Left The Bad Site after the election. So sick of that man and his stupid tie and Temu gold decor and racism and misogyny and fascism etcetera ad infinitum.
My dog hates lawn chairs.
Pinned
Here’s a little blue sky from Canada for you guys.
DO YOU GET IT? BLUESKY?
DO YOU GET IT? BLUESKY?
DOG IS ANTIFA
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
DOG IS ANTIFA
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We could've had VP Tim Walz sharing his Thanksgiving dressing recipe right now, but no
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
We could've had VP Tim Walz sharing his Thanksgiving dressing recipe right now, but no
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Good news everybody, 7-year-old neighbors still split up a set of walkie talkies and then ask each other what they’re having for dinner 🥰🥰
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Good news everybody, 7-year-old neighbors still split up a set of walkie talkies and then ask each other what they’re having for dinner 🥰🥰
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IT WAS THE BEST MRI OF WHATEVER EVER IT WAS SO AMAZING IT EVEN HAD DR. LECTER IN TEARS AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
IT WAS THE BEST MRI OF WHATEVER EVER IT WAS SO AMAZING IT EVEN HAD DR. LECTER IN TEARS AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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The Jewish Space Lasers lady is currently the voice of reason.
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The Jewish Space Lasers lady is currently the voice of reason.
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OMG! I just got off the plane in Asheville and RFK Jr. Was boarding and someone passed by him and said “quack”
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
OMG! I just got off the plane in Asheville and RFK Jr. Was boarding and someone passed by him and said “quack”
Good job, Lewis. 🐾
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Good job, Lewis. 🐾
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I stand in solidarity with the Starbucks workers on strike.
When a corporation can pay $96 million to its CEO for just four months of work, it can afford to pay its workers a living wage and decent benefits.
When a corporation can pay $96 million to its CEO for just four months of work, it can afford to pay its workers a living wage and decent benefits.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I stand in solidarity with the Starbucks workers on strike.
When a corporation can pay $96 million to its CEO for just four months of work, it can afford to pay its workers a living wage and decent benefits.
When a corporation can pay $96 million to its CEO for just four months of work, it can afford to pay its workers a living wage and decent benefits.
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This is me at 15. I’m a child.
I’m a CHILD.
I’m a CHILD.
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This is me at 15. I’m a child.
I’m a CHILD.
I’m a CHILD.
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the president of the united states is trying to give americans $2k in hush money
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
the president of the united states is trying to give americans $2k in hush money
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Everything so stupid but I have faith it can get stupider
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Everything so stupid but I have faith it can get stupider
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Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?
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I want a copy of this booklet from the 1995 VHS copy of Jurassic Park that opens with a compliment
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I want a copy of this booklet from the 1995 VHS copy of Jurassic Park that opens with a compliment
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They were meeting in the "Situation Room" to try to change votes on the discharge petition. The SITUATION ROOM.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
They were meeting in the "Situation Room" to try to change votes on the discharge petition. The SITUATION ROOM.
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feeling a little bit better. hope you are, too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
feeling a little bit better. hope you are, too.
MY BAGEL IS NOT AS PLIANT AS I WOULD WANT IT TO BE.
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
MY BAGEL IS NOT AS PLIANT AS I WOULD WANT IT TO BE.
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Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?
Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?
Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
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Based on the emails released today and what’s yet to come, I wouldn’t be surprised if Mike Johnson sends the House back on vacation until the end of time.
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Based on the emails released today and what’s yet to come, I wouldn’t be surprised if Mike Johnson sends the House back on vacation until the end of time.
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Penny 🐕
Adult female Mixed Breed
Adoptable from East Greenwich Animal Protection League (Cranston, RI)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/penny-79349324/ri/cranston/east-greenwich-animal-protection-league-ri08/
Adult female Mixed Breed
Adoptable from East Greenwich Animal Protection League (Cranston, RI)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/penny-79349324/ri/cranston/east-greenwich-animal-protection-league-ri08/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Penny 🐕
Adult female Mixed Breed
Adoptable from East Greenwich Animal Protection League (Cranston, RI)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/penny-79349324/ri/cranston/east-greenwich-animal-protection-league-ri08/
Adult female Mixed Breed
Adoptable from East Greenwich Animal Protection League (Cranston, RI)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/penny-79349324/ri/cranston/east-greenwich-animal-protection-league-ri08/
Front yard, Canadian Rockies
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Front yard, Canadian Rockies
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We are really ruled by the dumbest people in existence.
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
We are really ruled by the dumbest people in existence.
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Amazing Epstein email from George Conway gtconway3 ® on Threads:
If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath. @realdonaldtrump
If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath. @realdonaldtrump
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Amazing Epstein email from George Conway gtconway3 ® on Threads:
If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath. @realdonaldtrump
If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath. @realdonaldtrump
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Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
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Fresh from their six-week paid vacation, Speaker Johnson finally swore in Congresswoman Adelita Grijalva. A majority of the House has signed the discharge petition for full release of the Epstein File. Let’s vote.
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Fresh from their six-week paid vacation, Speaker Johnson finally swore in Congresswoman Adelita Grijalva. A majority of the House has signed the discharge petition for full release of the Epstein File. Let’s vote.
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Marcel’s camping skills have not improved. 😔
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Marcel’s camping skills have not improved. 😔