JFK’s Shiny Teeth
@jfksshinyteeth.bsky.social
It’s okay, I’m from Canada.
Left The Bad Site after the election. So sick of that man and his stupid tie and Temu gold decor and racism and misogyny and fascism etcetera ad infinitum.
My dog hates lawn chairs.
Left The Bad Site after the election. So sick of that man and his stupid tie and Temu gold decor and racism and misogyny and fascism etcetera ad infinitum.
My dog hates lawn chairs.
DOG IS ANTIFA
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
DOG IS ANTIFA
“Let’s go for a nice walk.”
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“Let’s go for a nice walk.”
Good job, Lewis. 🐾
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Good job, Lewis. 🐾
Front yard, Canadian Rockies
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Front yard, Canadian Rockies
Just drove 750 km solo in 24 hours for a work trip and I’m really proud of myself because I don’t love driving.
Also I think Lewis thought I’d abandoned him at the kennel. He was tippy tapping all over the house when he got home. 🐾
Also I think Lewis thought I’d abandoned him at the kennel. He was tippy tapping all over the house when he got home. 🐾
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Just drove 750 km solo in 24 hours for a work trip and I’m really proud of myself because I don’t love driving.
Also I think Lewis thought I’d abandoned him at the kennel. He was tippy tapping all over the house when he got home. 🐾
Also I think Lewis thought I’d abandoned him at the kennel. He was tippy tapping all over the house when he got home. 🐾
Nixon was the best boy 🐾
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Nixon was the best boy 🐾
Lewis was a good boy at the vet, and was rewarded with a pet lobster.
October 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Lewis was a good boy at the vet, and was rewarded with a pet lobster.
Goodnight from Lewis 🐾
October 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Goodnight from Lewis 🐾
THIS IS NOT MY DOG! THIS IS A LION!
October 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
THIS IS NOT MY DOG! THIS IS A LION!
Lewis says goodnight and f*** that POTUS.
October 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Lewis says goodnight and f*** that POTUS.
ALIEN (1979) IS ICONIC. “IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM”. ICONIC.
BUT HONESTLY, AFTER THE THIRD ONE I’M REALLY JUST ROOTING FOR THE ALIEN.
BUT HONESTLY, AFTER THE THIRD ONE I’M REALLY JUST ROOTING FOR THE ALIEN.
September 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
ALIEN (1979) IS ICONIC. “IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM”. ICONIC.
BUT HONESTLY, AFTER THE THIRD ONE I’M REALLY JUST ROOTING FOR THE ALIEN.
BUT HONESTLY, AFTER THE THIRD ONE I’M REALLY JUST ROOTING FOR THE ALIEN.
Lewis enjoys driving down the street and barking at tourists while I yell-sing along to the Rolling Stones.
I also enjoy this.
I also enjoy this.
September 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Lewis enjoys driving down the street and barking at tourists while I yell-sing along to the Rolling Stones.
I also enjoy this.
I also enjoy this.
My dog is responsible for ensuring no one uses the communal garbage bin on the corner.
September 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My dog is responsible for ensuring no one uses the communal garbage bin on the corner.
This is Lewis’ nose.
September 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This is Lewis’ nose.
Like it was yesterday.
September 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Like it was yesterday.
Maybe they’re both playing The Game. WE DON’T KNOW THEIR LIVES.
September 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Maybe they’re both playing The Game. WE DON’T KNOW THEIR LIVES.
As a published author, he doesn’t appear to have cracked open many books.
September 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
As a published author, he doesn’t appear to have cracked open many books.
ME AND MY NEIGHBOURS THIS WEEKEND AFTER THE PAINTING CONTRACTORS FINISH WRAPPING ALL OF OUR WINDOWS AND…
*CHECKS NOTES, STANDING OUTSIDE ON FRONT STOOP AFTER WORK*
…DOORS.
*CHECKS NOTES, STANDING OUTSIDE ON FRONT STOOP AFTER WORK*
…DOORS.
September 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
ME AND MY NEIGHBOURS THIS WEEKEND AFTER THE PAINTING CONTRACTORS FINISH WRAPPING ALL OF OUR WINDOWS AND…
*CHECKS NOTES, STANDING OUTSIDE ON FRONT STOOP AFTER WORK*
…DOORS.
*CHECKS NOTES, STANDING OUTSIDE ON FRONT STOOP AFTER WORK*
…DOORS.
If only we could all feel such awe about a highway overpass.
August 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If only we could all feel such awe about a highway overpass.
Every day is international dog day.
August 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Every day is international dog day.
Me: I don’t think we need to make dogs wear human clothes.
Also me:
Also me:
August 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Me: I don’t think we need to make dogs wear human clothes.
Also me:
Also me:
